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*Bah*

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*Bah*

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*Bah*

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*Bah*

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*Bah*

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When I slither home after a hard day out in fields, there's nothing I like more than lashing a few shtickings into the fireplace and setting fire to them.

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Be careful not to burn your hands like I did.

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While I'm waiting for that baby to get going, I do a few rolls on the ground and a few reptilius repetitions just to get the blood flowing.

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Once those flames are licking high, it's time to shtick your coal in it.

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You can generate extra drafthage by using your gooch as a waft. Now all that's left is to sit back and warm your sack by the flames. This message was brought to you by Firelighters.

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Good reply by Ostapenko.

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Just a little bit of luck for that first point for On.

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Weston gets it done. I'm sure you can hear the roar.

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That catches the sideline.

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Solid service hole for Ostapenko. Did she ever need that? She's still down a break here in the second.

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One!

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That's some good hitting again Ostapenko. Just so dangerous when she's inside the court.

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Give me Ostapenko.

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*Machine Guns*

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Team walks whirly down the street, with a rim pulled way down low. Ain't no sound but the sound of feet. Machine Guns ready to go.

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Are you ready? Are you ready for this? Are you hanging on the edge of your seat? Out of the doorway of the bullet strip? To the south of the beach?

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*Machine Guns*

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Another one drives a bus. Another one drives a bus. Another one down. Another one drives a bus. Another one drives a bus.

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*Machine Guns*

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*Machine Guns*

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*Machine Guns*

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*Machine Guns*

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*Machine Guns*

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*Machine Guns*

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You took me for everything that I had.

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Kicked me out of my own.

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Are you ready?

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Are you ready for bus?

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How long can you stand the rain?

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Another one drives the dust.

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Another one bites the bus.

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And another one gone.

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Another one drives the bus.

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I'm gonna get you too.

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Another one drives the bus.

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All right.

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Come on.

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Let's hear it.

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Oh yeah.

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Take it baby.

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All right.

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You know what I'm saying.

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Another one bites the dust.

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Another one bites the dust.

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Another one drives the bus.

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Another one drives the bus.

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Another one drives the bus.

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Another one drives the bus.

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Another one drives the bus.

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Another one drives the bus.

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Another one drives the bus.

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One chicken.

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How are you doing?

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Would you like to drive?

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Would you like to sit on the bus as I'm driving?

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Now, do you rig your one?

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Yes, of course.

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Have you got the money for me?

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Good man.

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Three years he back.

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Good man yourself.

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Sweet.

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Sweet as a nut.

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But are nuts sweet?

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That's the question we do.

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We're asking ourselves on a daily basis.

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I suppose if you put a bit of sugar on the nuts before you eat them, you're in for...

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Then you're in for a sweet nut.

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How are you getting that?

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And there ain't nothing wrong with that piece of news.

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How are you getting that?

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How are you getting that?

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Jesus, I thought that was the twin towers up there and then...

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I thought that was the twin towers up there and then...

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But there's three of them.

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And also, they wouldn't be there because it's been 18 years since the bastards brought them down.

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I tell you...

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I tell you now...

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I tell you now...

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It's been 18 years since those bastards brought those fucking...

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Those buildings down and...

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We're still no closer to finding out the true cause of the evil.

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I tell you now...

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I tell you now...

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I tell you now...

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I tell you now...

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I tell you now...

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How are you getting that?

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It's an awful shame.

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I don't have a business donating.

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I tell you now...

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I tell you now...

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I tell you now...

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I tell you now...

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I tell you now...

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I tell you now...

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I tell you now...

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I tell you now...

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I tell you now...

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I tell you now...

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I tell you now...

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How are you getting that?

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I tell you now...

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Next stop...

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Nutrivor Research Lab...

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Garnier Nutris...

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Here we are...

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Garnier Nutris...

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Here we are...

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Garnier Nutris...

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Anybody want to get off here...

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Garnier Nutris...

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garnia new trees with a few headers wanting to get we have a few headbangers trying to get on the

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bus as well this fella here wearing a fucking lion shirt now how are you

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wild we've got a wild a wild top on it's a wild shirt made in taiwan

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cheap cheap and cheerful now you want a student ticket you can have one oh yeah now let's see where we

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we have to go now with this now three of those

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and one euro back to you good man yourself good man yourself good man yourself good man yourself

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yep

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how are you all there now i hope you're well in the in the chat patrick and brendan and kieran and eddie i hope you're all doing well

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i hope you're all doing well

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how are you doing a bit of donating anaconda g thank you thank you very much anaconda gz that's my thank you very much

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how are you doing a bit of donating credit to my mother thank you too

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that's mine and there we go look more more towers imagine the plane going into that now

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they probably had to be a big tripod and the design of building after 9 11 and

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are you doing a business also i have big tripod thank you very much big tripod very very kind of you

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if i was uh if i was uh working on the top floors of one of those towers now

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i would probably want to be fitted and kitted up with a parachute as standard

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as part of the the job

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that you get free you get not only a free parachute bad crash there thank you very much captain captain sack

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thank you very much captain sack very very kind of you

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and big tripod and a credit to my mother to your mother thank you we have an overtaker

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steve that's mine thank you very much steve i hope you're having a wonderful sunday and the uh the

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week ahead is prob is going to be the most powerful week for you it is what i would hope

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other than that thanks for the tip

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how are you getting that but i would say now if i was taking a job with either bear sterns or uh

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who are the other crew and sacked she is too man she's princed out of it purple onion purple moon

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i i think there was a purple moon the fifth purple moon of the season and it came to light last night

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between the twilight hours of 1am and 2 2 2 2 that's 22 minutes past the hour or two what that signifies is

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the purple moon is in flight and that the purple onion woman she will also be in flight for a

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levitational purpose of one meet uh one one foot for the rest of the day plus whoever she gets to talk to

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uh this fella here we can go by and see him whoever she talks to will levitate as well it's all part of

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the uh the master plan but we won't get into it we won't get into that now how are you getting that

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hey don't have a bit of donating pat thank you very much pat yeah it's very it's nice pat you mustn't be

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short of a two a few pound you yeah because your name was short but um how are you getting that yeah i was going for a job with goldman's sack

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are you doing a business donating boxes of cobra taxing thank you very much yeah very very kind of

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you and uh i said to them look before we even get underway with the interview lads do you have you a

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parachute ready made for me because i don't want to pack my own i already have to pack a lunch i'm not

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gonna pack a shoot they said we we do we do you must have the grinch you must thank you thank you very

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much i said have you got a parachute for me they said no we don't we don't do that i said you'll want to

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you'd want after the feckin 911 and uh how are you getting that i didn't get the job anyway

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irish farm beef protester thank you very much look at these guys they've been affected by the purple moon

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the fifth purple moon of the season and uh purple onion isn't even there anymore these guys are just

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floating around in their own crapulence

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good guys nice fellas

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how you doing a business donating terror spies thank you very much can we get a shout out never miss a bus

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driver till he's gone thank you very much terror spies

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how are you getting that and the grant and the farm beef protests and everybody else and david st patrick

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and the mutanti and um hey don't a busy donate

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and bypass thank you very much bypass you don't a bit of tipping you don't a bit of fly tipping on the fly

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next stop harbor distribution center now everybody get off or get on

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how are you getting that

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regular too

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regular too

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thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you

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good how are you all is good mike's muted i don't think it is

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coming through wonderful tommy said stephen thomas ninja gamer how are you you're sick you'll get over

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there's a nasty dose going around of pure plain sickness pps make sure you've got your pps number

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with you when you go to the dock it'll slide you a couple tablets under the dish for the pps

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oh it was awesome oh it was awesome sightseeing and shopping all day long

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drinking the cali exports after iceland delivery very nice

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very nice very nice very nice oh sorry i'm trying to read the chat here and do it they say never never text and drive but also never read read chat messages and drive either

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from people who are watching you drive

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I don't have a bit of donating.

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Brain schluck, thank you very much.

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I don't have a bit of donating, yeah.

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Thank you very much.

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Very, very nice.

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Scaraboo.

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I see the dance, the dance-loo company are doing well with themselves now.

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Chris, thank you very much, Chris.

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I don't have a bit of donating, yeah.

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Big shout out to you and the Tarduffs.

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And dance-loo.

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I went for a job with dance-loo as well.

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I didn't get it.

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But I told them I'm waiting to hear back from Goldman Sachs.

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And they didn't ring me back then.

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But then Goldman Sachs got back to me.

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They said they didn't want it.

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I said I didn't want your job anyway.

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Bullshitting, thank you very much.

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Thank you very much, boy.

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Very, very kind of you.

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And I thought it was a trading or a money finance company.

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It turns out I went inside.

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And it was a room with a man called Goldman.

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And he whipped out his sack.

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And I said, look it.

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I'm here for a finance job.

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I'm not here for that.

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I fucking walked out the office and reported them to the police.

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Brian Morris here.

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Thank you, Ellen.

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How are you getting on one of our buses there?

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Look at that.

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She's a pro. She's an absolute pro. Monica! We'll open up the window here. We can get it, Monica.

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Monica! Monica! Monica! Monica! Monica!

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She mustn't hurt me. She gave us a flash though.

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I mean of the lights, you know. Thank you very much, Dermot Lopez Worldwide. Brian Morrissey. And England, thank you very much. Fucking hell. I stayed up all night to watch rugby and I fell asleep when it came on. You know. That's the way it went.

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That's the way it went.

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No, is this one of mine? I'm not sure.

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Stand here. The doors are open.

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Stand here. The doors are open.

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And you can have a little ticket. No problem.

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Thank you.

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Thanks.

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Thanks.

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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How are ya? Dear regular one.

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620, please.

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620, please. If you have it.

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Thank you.

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20, 13, back to ya.

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You've got the... you've got the... the flu.

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There's a nasty lack of flu going around there, everybody. If you're sat down the back there and now there's a nasty lack of flu, I'd advise anybody who's got it.

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Snart into a hanky or a tissue. Do your fellow passenger the courtesy of not having to breathe in your poison breath. For it will be a week or two's recovery. Which will be a damage. Not only to mind badly and health. But also to people maybe in a precarious financial situation. They cannot afford to be getting two weeks blown out of it. You know.

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Bitch, look.

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Staying clear. The doors are closing.

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Staying clear. The doors are closing.

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Staying clear. The doors are closing.

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Staying clear. The doors are closing.

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Anonymous, thank you.

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Bullshitting says how much to pick me up in Birmingham and drag me to Termical Academy.

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And then I'm going to get a new recovery.

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I'm going to get a new recovery.

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I'm going to get a new recovery.

244
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Which will be a damage.

245
00:19:11,060 --> 00:19:12,060
Which will be a damage.

246
00:19:12,060 --> 00:19:13,060
Not only to mind badly and health.

247
00:19:13,060 --> 00:19:14,060
But also to people maybe in a precarious financial situation.

248
00:19:14,060 --> 00:19:15,060
They cannot afford to be getting two weeks blown out of it, you know.

249
00:19:15,060 --> 00:19:16,060
Bitch, look.

250
00:19:16,060 --> 00:19:17,060
Staying clear.

251
00:19:17,060 --> 00:19:18,060
The doors are closing.

252
00:19:18,060 --> 00:19:19,060
Staying clear.

253
00:19:19,060 --> 00:19:20,060
The doors are closing.

254
00:19:20,060 --> 00:19:21,060
Staying clear.

255
00:19:21,060 --> 00:19:22,060
Anonymous, thank you.

256
00:19:22,060 --> 00:19:23,060
You're doing a bit of donating.

257
00:19:23,060 --> 00:19:30,060
Bullshitting says how much to pick me up in Birmingham and drag me to Termical Academy.

258
00:19:30,060 --> 00:19:32,060
Fancy doing a bit of fishing?

259
00:19:32,060 --> 00:19:35,060
Well, I can't get over.

260
00:19:35,060 --> 00:19:39,060
I'd have to take the ferry over to Birmingham and bring the bus on, you know.

261
00:19:39,060 --> 00:19:41,060
That'd take a fair bit of doing.

262
00:19:41,060 --> 00:19:42,060
Fair bit of wait.

263
00:19:42,060 --> 00:19:44,060
There's a fair bit of tonnage in the bus.

264
00:19:44,060 --> 00:19:48,060
And, uh, thank you very much.

265
00:19:48,060 --> 00:19:50,060
How are you getting there?

266
00:19:50,060 --> 00:19:53,060
Brian Morrissey, thank you.

267
00:19:53,060 --> 00:19:54,060
And, Bypass.

268
00:19:54,060 --> 00:19:56,060
Very, very kind of you.

269
00:19:56,060 --> 00:19:59,060
I don't have a bit of donating.

270
00:19:59,060 --> 00:20:00,060
Flower horse.

271
00:20:00,060 --> 00:20:02,060
I don't have a bit of donating, yeah.

272
00:20:02,060 --> 00:20:03,060
Thank you.

273
00:20:03,060 --> 00:20:04,060
That's mine.

274
00:20:04,060 --> 00:20:09,060
He'd take me to the Louisiana Hayride, see.

275
00:20:09,060 --> 00:20:14,060
When he went to the Louisiana Hayride, they didn't hire him at the same time.

276
00:20:14,060 --> 00:20:15,060
They hired him as a radio now.

277
00:20:15,060 --> 00:20:16,060
The steering wheel came off.

278
00:20:16,060 --> 00:20:17,060
I don't know.

279
00:20:17,060 --> 00:20:18,060
I don't know.

280
00:20:18,060 --> 00:20:19,060
The steering wheel came off.

281
00:20:19,060 --> 00:20:20,060
The steering wheel is strapped.

282
00:20:20,060 --> 00:20:21,060
It needs to be strapped to the fucking, the bus.

283
00:20:21,060 --> 00:20:22,060
Ah!

284
00:20:22,060 --> 00:20:23,060
I've never had anything liked.

285
00:20:23,060 --> 00:20:24,060
I've never had anything liked.

286
00:20:24,060 --> 00:20:25,060
I've never had anything liked.

287
00:20:25,060 --> 00:20:39,060
There's a bucking, there's a bucking from Poland who came around to fixing the rest, you know.

288
00:20:39,060 --> 00:20:40,060
Now.

289
00:20:40,060 --> 00:20:40,060
We're on the way.

290
00:20:40,060 --> 00:20:40,060
We're well on the way.

291
00:20:40,060 --> 00:20:41,060
Where did he get his lucky break then?

292
00:20:41,060 --> 00:20:42,060
When he got his break, where are we?

293
00:20:42,060 --> 00:20:43,060
Yeah.

294
00:20:43,060 --> 00:20:44,060
As a recording.

295
00:20:44,060 --> 00:20:45,060
Did he fill in for somebody some night or what?

296
00:20:45,060 --> 00:20:46,060
Yeah.

297
00:20:46,060 --> 00:20:47,060
He signed with an independent writer.

298
00:20:47,060 --> 00:20:48,060
I wonder who Michael's got on the show with him.

299
00:20:48,060 --> 00:20:49,060
I don't listen to anything.

300
00:20:49,060 --> 00:20:49,060
Evan Flynn.

301
00:20:49,060 --> 00:20:50,060
Evan Flynn.

302
00:20:50,060 --> 00:20:51,060
Yeah.

303
00:20:51,060 --> 00:20:52,060
I don't listen to anything.

304
00:20:52,060 --> 00:20:53,060
Yeah.

305
00:20:53,060 --> 00:20:54,060
I don't listen to anything.

306
00:20:54,060 --> 00:20:55,060
Yeah.

307
00:20:55,060 --> 00:20:56,060
I don't listen to anything.

308
00:20:56,060 --> 00:20:57,060
Yeah.

309
00:20:57,060 --> 00:20:58,060
I don't listen to anything.

310
00:20:58,060 --> 00:20:59,060
Yeah.

311
00:20:59,060 --> 00:21:00,060
I don't listen to anything.

312
00:21:00,060 --> 00:21:01,060
Yeah.

313
00:21:01,060 --> 00:21:09,460
Yeah, as a recording. Did he fill in for somebody some night or whatever? I wonder who Michael's got on the show with him.

314
00:21:11,800 --> 00:21:31,040
Evan Flynn. How the hell are you, Evan? Thank you very much. Here's to you and the rest of the Flins. You've got some kind of Flynnishty down there.

315
00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:36,320
And I want to say hello to each and every Flin who's operating at this time. Thank you.

316
00:21:38,980 --> 00:21:39,820
How are you getting that?

317
00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:46,640
Another bunch of floaters over there now. I wonder what they're taking.

318
00:21:55,860 --> 00:21:58,620
Dermot Bang Brothers Lopez. Thank you very much.

319
00:21:58,620 --> 00:22:05,280
Yeah. I don't have the bendy bus song, Evan Flynn, because we're not driving a bendy bus.

320
00:22:05,920 --> 00:22:10,300
I need to find that bus. I need to drive the bus before I can get that shown.

321
00:22:12,140 --> 00:22:13,760
Now, you want a date ticket? How are you?

322
00:22:20,620 --> 00:22:28,640
What do we have here? Three years. He's back.

323
00:22:32,580 --> 00:22:34,780
Single. Thank you.

324
00:22:37,180 --> 00:22:37,580
Regular.

325
00:22:38,380 --> 00:22:38,860
And on.

326
00:22:44,420 --> 00:22:46,580
How are you getting on green top?

327
00:22:48,220 --> 00:22:49,800
You want a regular ticket? No problem.

328
00:22:51,480 --> 00:22:51,900
Two euro.

329
00:22:52,560 --> 00:22:53,940
Good man yourself. Good woman.

330
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:56,560
Stay clear. The doors are closed.

331
00:22:57,940 --> 00:23:00,080
How are you getting on, Darth? What make of the headphones?

332
00:23:00,660 --> 00:23:03,080
Get yourself a pair of hen- hen sizers.

333
00:23:03,940 --> 00:23:06,960
Well, I'll have to find the right hen first to lay me a pair of hens.

334
00:23:08,220 --> 00:23:09,440
Need to find a hen from his hen.

335
00:23:10,220 --> 00:23:12,140
And then I can get a- They're bows.

336
00:23:13,100 --> 00:23:14,180
These babies are bows.

337
00:23:17,480 --> 00:23:18,000
Oh yeah, man.

338
00:23:18,700 --> 00:23:19,900
A lad called bows gave him.

339
00:23:21,580 --> 00:23:22,460
Bojangles.

340
00:23:22,900 --> 00:23:24,460
He never- Never leaves the house.

341
00:23:25,040 --> 00:23:26,180
That was Bo Radley, actually.

342
00:23:28,080 --> 00:23:30,620
Fucking Bojangles is another kettle of fish altogether.

343
00:23:32,220 --> 00:23:34,060
Fucking hell, man. I can't get my camera straight.

344
00:23:36,220 --> 00:23:39,660
So that's where some of that- That early stuff- Yeah.

345
00:23:39,660 --> 00:23:39,660
You know.

346
00:23:39,660 --> 00:23:41,660
My heart's like a Wilkman matting thing like that.

347
00:23:41,660 --> 00:23:43,660
And of course, I'll move to Nashville then.

348
00:23:43,660 --> 00:23:45,820
He came in- First of the frost.

349
00:23:45,820 --> 00:23:47,820
Out with the shrooms. Says Robert.

350
00:23:47,820 --> 00:23:49,660
Bradley, yeah. More Bradley and all these guys.

351
00:23:49,660 --> 00:23:52,620
Mm-hmm. Did he just mention Brue Radley then, I'm worried?

352
00:23:52,620 --> 00:23:54,700
He's a man of his career. Maybe Bradley.

353
00:23:54,700 --> 00:23:56,300
I'm glad you mentioned that McCoy.

354
00:23:56,300 --> 00:23:58,780
There was a lad from Termal Cayde called Rue Bradley.

355
00:23:58,780 --> 00:24:01,900
Would you believe it? And he always left the house.

356
00:24:01,900 --> 00:24:01,900
And he always left the house.

357
00:24:01,900 --> 00:24:03,900
And you got way back in the morning.

358
00:24:03,900 --> 00:24:05,900
And you got way back in the morning.

359
00:24:05,900 --> 00:24:08,220
That was his problem. Nobody liked him.

360
00:24:08,220 --> 00:24:12,620
They actually wanted him. They were preferred if he was more of a Boo Radley.

361
00:24:14,300 --> 00:24:19,340
But Rue Bradley was unto himself his own person.

362
00:24:19,340 --> 00:24:25,020
And it was an awful dose. It was an awful plague, you know.

363
00:24:25,020 --> 00:24:39,340
What's that? Whatever about Goldman Sachs? I wasn't gonna take the job anyways.

364
00:24:39,340 --> 00:24:42,380
If they had no parachute, even though it was a bogus job.

365
00:24:42,380 --> 00:24:46,060
It seemed to be some man with some kind of strange fetish.

366
00:24:46,060 --> 00:24:54,620
How are you getting on? I'll be checking tickets. Don't be getting on the bus thinking I'm not gonna check tickets.

367
00:24:54,620 --> 00:24:56,940
Because I'll check. How are you getting on the bus thinking?

368
00:24:56,940 --> 00:24:59,340
How are you getting on you? You want a ticket to paradise?

369
00:24:59,340 --> 00:25:06,140
Holy mess. We're going to the harbor. Which might be paradise if you like the harbor.

370
00:25:07,500 --> 00:25:19,820
Anyway, single. In a ring. And I went. And a 220. Good man yourself. Good man yourself. Good man yourself.

371
00:25:19,820 --> 00:25:39,820
I said to them, "Look it. I'm wise to the Taliban now. I'm wise to any kind of fundamentalists who want to come over and fly planes into the buildings. So I'm not gonna be getting into that building unless it's a parachute core."

372
00:25:40,380 --> 00:25:49,500
And what's more, I'd want training up front as well. I'd want a few days out skydiving and learning how to base jump.

373
00:25:49,500 --> 00:26:08,060
I'm not going to be a little bit of a mountain as well. They said we're not gonna pay for that. They said if you're not gonna pay for that, you're not gonna pay for Tommy Schlug to run on the fucking 85th floor of the new tower or whatever it is doing financial stocks and shares and down in the pit with all the men doing this.

374
00:26:11,740 --> 00:26:18,300
All that monkey business. You're not gonna get me doing that sack unless you fucking train me how to jump out of a building.

375
00:26:18,300 --> 00:26:22,700
All that money. No. They said we'll get back to you. And they never did.

376
00:26:29,740 --> 00:26:38,700
Now. Kirk Scholes. Thank you very much, Kirk Scholes.

377
00:26:41,980 --> 00:26:53,420
Thank you very much. Lovely tune on the radio now. Sorry we cannot shop for these lads. We need to move back. They're not on my route.

378
00:26:53,420 --> 00:27:09,980
I miss the daytime streaming. How are ya? Yeah. Thank you very much. And Kirk Scholes as well. I'll try. I'll try and give Francis a shout but he's awful. He's gone awful. He's gone awful.

379
00:27:09,980 --> 00:27:35,420
Fucking lazy altogether now. The background show. Thank you very much. A lot of noise going on out here. Down the industrial district. And look at that. Lovely situation up ahead there now. Look at that face.

380
00:27:35,420 --> 00:27:50,900
I've seen a woman who was late for the bus and she was chasing the face the last day. And I thought to myself. Oh thank you very much for that. Brian Morrissey. Thank you very much. And the macron show. Very very kind of ya. Brian.

381
00:27:52,900 --> 00:27:56,060
This midwest on the radio for you now. I hope that's okay for you.

382
00:27:59,380 --> 00:28:12,260
Theresa Carmody's parents. Theresa Carmody's family at least. They're watching it tonight. You owe them an apology. And I drove down from Limerick to make two points tonight. Pat. You've censored me before. You're not gonna censor me again.

383
00:28:14,180 --> 00:28:30,340
Number three. Number three. Number three. Number three. Number three. Why if this miserable childhood. That you're always going on about miserable. Childhood of Limerick. Miserable lanes of Limerick. Miserable people of Limerick. Misery. Misery. Misery. Misery. The whole flipping way.

384
00:28:30,340 --> 00:28:35,460
Why. Why. If that's the case. Did you not discuss. Your well paid employment.

385
00:28:38,580 --> 00:28:42,740
With Brian Morrissey. Uh Jim Rees there. And for. Thank you very much for that.

386
00:28:44,020 --> 00:28:55,340
Oh yeah. I don't know. It was about batterers. Some reflection. Um. Turn that down. Is there a massive engine in the bus? There is. Boo Radley. Is the engine sound too loud? Is it?

387
00:28:55,340 --> 00:29:06,620
The song would demo the songs in the same vein that they pitch them to the artists. Pitch them to the artists. That way they could listen to how the boss would. So.

388
00:29:06,620 --> 00:29:12,280
Donate. Evan Flynn. That song came in. In the list. Donate. Yeah. Thank you very much Evan Flynn.

389
00:29:12,280 --> 00:29:18,920
Put it aside. And Jim was in his office. Spill the beans. He said. Chet what's that song there?

390
00:29:19,720 --> 00:29:28,280
Sounds like a satin. Can somebody tell me if the engine is too loud? I skipped a stop there because of you guys. Talking shite.

391
00:29:28,280 --> 00:29:32,940
Jim said. Jim said. Well I don't know. Let me take it home. Because Jim liked to live with his song.

392
00:29:32,940 --> 00:29:41,880
Francis had to stop streaming because he couldn't stop uh. Seeing Jerry Hannon lines. He had to go to see a psychiatrist about.

393
00:29:41,880 --> 00:29:47,540
And he said. He said. I think he was waking up and just shouting. Angel of the lanes in the middle of the night.

394
00:29:47,540 --> 00:29:53,040
And then Chet made a statement. He said. If you wanted Jim to do something. And he kept on calling people a liar.

395
00:29:53,040 --> 00:29:54,540
And then he'd do it.

396
00:29:54,540 --> 00:29:57,540
Levels are grand says Gridrain. So I'm gonna go with Gridrain.

397
00:29:57,540 --> 00:30:01,540
Thank you very much Terrace boys. And Gridrain.

398
00:30:01,540 --> 00:30:14,800
Andrew B. Sounds fine to me mate. Thank you very much. And Julie I think you're responsible for bringing these folks across the Atlantic.

399
00:30:14,800 --> 00:30:28,880
Look at that. It's a bendy bus. I've heard this. Michael got someone in the studio with him. A lady. Yeah. I've heard this.

400
00:30:28,880 --> 00:30:55,140
This voice I heard. And I thought. Oh that sounds like Jim Reeves. Quite a nice song. But as I scrolled along. And looked more. It wasn't Jim Reeves. And I started reading. And I took a couple of hours of my time to go through everything. I found that. It was John. It's a nephew. I didn't know too much about Jim Reeves. Going back then. You know. And his music of course. But anyway. As I was. The music of Rimjee. How are you getting Annel. Do you want a ticket to paradise?

401
00:30:55,140 --> 00:31:02,040
People had put some comments. You know. And I saw this phone number. And I made a number of it. Now. One euro back in your pocket. Good man.

402
00:31:02,040 --> 00:31:15,600
And on Sunday. And I got up Sunday. Sunday afternoon. I thought. I'm gonna try this number. So I rang this number down in America. And I thought. Well that's an office. You know. So. Um. Anyway. There was an answering machine on there. So. Um. I think I may have left a message. I didn't think any more about it.

403
00:31:15,600 --> 00:31:21,080
didn't... left a message, didn't think more about it, didn't work out for me.

404
00:31:25,520 --> 00:31:26,980
Oh, hello, Jim Reeves.

405
00:31:29,180 --> 00:31:31,080
Jim Reeves MEP here.

406
00:31:32,660 --> 00:31:33,760
Good evening, gay.

407
00:31:34,840 --> 00:31:36,740
Jim Reeves MEP here.

408
00:31:40,040 --> 00:31:43,140
Just come down with a dose of meningitis.

409
00:31:45,520 --> 00:31:46,420
I can hear that.

410
00:31:48,940 --> 00:31:51,440
It's a great story going on here on the radio.

411
00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:52,520
Have you heard it?

412
00:32:05,400 --> 00:32:05,960
Irrelevant.

413
00:32:07,320 --> 00:32:07,800
Insignificant.

414
00:32:12,320 --> 00:32:15,440
Dylan, I have just received your...

415
00:32:15,440 --> 00:32:16,240
A beautiful tip, Dylan.

416
00:32:16,240 --> 00:32:18,240
And I want to say...

417
00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:22,160
The deepest, deepest, sincerest thank you very much...

418
00:32:22,160 --> 00:32:25,160
From everybody here at Schlageer.

419
00:32:25,160 --> 00:32:29,320
The Big Tom Fribles Night as well is coming up.

420
00:32:29,320 --> 00:32:31,080
Hold on to your seats.

421
00:32:32,080 --> 00:32:33,540
It's going to get wiry.

422
00:32:34,300 --> 00:32:36,680
I missed a stop on this road here.

423
00:32:36,680 --> 00:32:38,740
We're going to have to drive the feckin' thing again, I'd say.

424
00:32:45,520 --> 00:32:46,400
Remy Jeeves.

425
00:32:49,900 --> 00:32:52,700
We all had the turntable and the LPs of Jim Reeves.

426
00:32:52,700 --> 00:32:55,400
Oh, they were spinnin' the turntables as a steel in the house.

427
00:32:56,620 --> 00:32:59,100
My aunt over there is to always play Jim Reeves as well.

428
00:32:59,180 --> 00:33:00,000
You know, it was a big thing.

429
00:33:00,080 --> 00:33:01,100
Especially if she had a few drinks.

430
00:33:01,240 --> 00:33:03,120
Oh, she had a few drinks on her.

431
00:33:03,500 --> 00:33:04,580
Jim Reeves was rockin' you know.

432
00:33:04,580 --> 00:33:06,000
She had a few drinks taken.

433
00:33:06,540 --> 00:33:08,780
And she'd whip out the Jim Reeves.

434
00:33:10,280 --> 00:33:10,640
Tell ya.

435
00:33:12,200 --> 00:33:15,460
She was mad for the...

436
00:33:15,460 --> 00:33:19,160
For whippin' out the Jim Reeves LPs when she'd had taken a brandy.

437
00:33:21,620 --> 00:33:22,500
John Rex too.

438
00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:23,700
John Rex was after ya.

439
00:33:27,500 --> 00:33:29,700
I was speakin' to John Rex the last day.

440
00:33:29,760 --> 00:33:31,020
He said everything's okay.

441
00:33:32,680 --> 00:33:33,720
How you doin' old man?

442
00:33:33,960 --> 00:33:35,120
You can have a ticket she can.

443
00:33:35,880 --> 00:33:36,580
That rhymes too.

444
00:33:36,580 --> 00:33:38,160
And you'll be here with us Michael.

445
00:33:38,320 --> 00:33:40,260
So, we're all looking forward to that.

446
00:33:40,400 --> 00:33:42,240
So, that's the story now of...

447
00:33:42,240 --> 00:33:43,020
Of my...

448
00:33:43,020 --> 00:33:43,940
And I know you have a lot of others.

449
00:33:44,060 --> 00:33:45,400
So, we'll hear as well see if I'm...

450
00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:45,900
Yes.

451
00:33:46,960 --> 00:33:47,740
How you gettin' on?

452
00:33:48,060 --> 00:33:48,500
You're right.

453
00:33:48,620 --> 00:33:49,400
You were talkin' about your aunt.

454
00:33:49,500 --> 00:33:50,200
Was it your aunt you said?

455
00:33:50,300 --> 00:33:50,920
No, I did.

456
00:33:51,040 --> 00:33:51,500
No, regular.

457
00:33:52,620 --> 00:33:53,120
And I won.

458
00:33:54,360 --> 00:33:54,960
Good man.

459
00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:56,560
Kiltchema.

460
00:33:57,340 --> 00:33:59,240
There's just an entire span.

461
00:33:59,420 --> 00:34:01,080
Get out the feckin' way of the door.

462
00:34:01,140 --> 00:34:01,980
You'll blacken the door.

463
00:34:03,400 --> 00:34:03,880
Good man.

464
00:34:04,020 --> 00:34:05,160
And get a ticket while you're at.

465
00:34:05,660 --> 00:34:06,240
There's no trees.

466
00:34:06,240 --> 00:34:06,960
No, nothing really.

467
00:34:07,180 --> 00:34:08,000
Have you been Lutheran?

468
00:34:10,760 --> 00:34:12,460
I'm checkin' for Schcommon tickets.

469
00:34:14,520 --> 00:34:15,140
Have you a ticket?

470
00:34:16,180 --> 00:34:16,640
Good man.

471
00:34:16,940 --> 00:34:17,460
Have you a ticket?

472
00:34:18,200 --> 00:34:18,920
Good man.

473
00:34:19,080 --> 00:34:19,780
Have you a ticket?

474
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:20,680
Good man yourself.

475
00:34:21,140 --> 00:34:21,600
Have you a ticket?

476
00:34:22,280 --> 00:34:22,620
Good lad.

477
00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:24,320
Have you a ticket?

478
00:34:24,920 --> 00:34:25,620
Good man.

479
00:34:27,480 --> 00:34:28,120
Good man.

480
00:34:29,780 --> 00:34:30,440
Well done.

481
00:34:31,100 --> 00:34:31,680
And you?

482
00:34:33,360 --> 00:34:33,960
Well done.

483
00:34:35,320 --> 00:34:36,720
Where did you pull the ticket out of though?

484
00:34:37,040 --> 00:34:38,480
You didn't have one you schcommon.

485
00:34:38,480 --> 00:34:39,940
He's still very strong here in Ireland.

486
00:34:40,120 --> 00:34:40,860
Absolute schcommon.

487
00:34:42,420 --> 00:34:43,220
I'm...

488
00:34:43,220 --> 00:34:44,200
I've you down.

489
00:34:44,760 --> 00:34:46,580
I've your card marked now.

490
00:34:47,040 --> 00:34:48,500
That'll be 120 euro.

491
00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:50,040
Are you a Jim Reeves fan?

492
00:34:50,180 --> 00:34:50,580
You should...

493
00:34:50,580 --> 00:34:51,320
You should...

494
00:34:51,320 --> 00:34:52,500
You're old enough to know, babe.

495
00:34:52,940 --> 00:34:54,940
*Booft*

496
00:34:56,940 --> 00:34:58,940
Thank you Jim Reeves.

497
00:34:59,940 --> 00:35:02,940
Jim Reeves. He got reeved out of it there.

498
00:35:04,940 --> 00:35:06,940
He's a little bit lonely.

499
00:35:07,940 --> 00:35:10,940
Thank you very much you don't stream enough. Thank you very much.

500
00:35:10,940 --> 00:35:12,940
I wanna say something.

501
00:35:12,940 --> 00:35:14,940
Very very kind of you.

502
00:35:14,940 --> 00:35:16,940
Thank you very much.

503
00:35:18,940 --> 00:35:20,940
Oh my god this is amazing.

504
00:35:20,940 --> 00:35:24,940
Jesus they're having a loving in the studio tonight.

505
00:35:24,940 --> 00:35:28,940
Hey you're a bit lonely. Cactus Rider thank you.

506
00:35:28,940 --> 00:35:34,940
Yes, as John came married we were around him when I was.

507
00:35:34,940 --> 00:35:36,940
Also two or three times.

508
00:35:36,940 --> 00:35:38,940
I was there when John.

509
00:35:38,940 --> 00:35:42,940
I think it's fine thank you very much Cactus.

510
00:35:42,940 --> 00:35:48,940
Hey you're a bit lonely.

511
00:35:48,940 --> 00:35:50,940
Owen Murphy how are ya?

512
00:35:50,940 --> 00:35:52,940
You Owen Murphy from the government.

513
00:35:52,940 --> 00:35:56,940
Are you planning on putting us all in matchboxes?

514
00:35:56,940 --> 00:36:00,940
Matchbox with a communal shower. 9.50 a month.

515
00:36:00,940 --> 00:36:02,940
He was a great person.

516
00:36:02,940 --> 00:36:04,940
He was a communal toilet.

517
00:36:04,940 --> 00:36:06,940
He was a great person.

518
00:36:06,940 --> 00:36:08,940
He was a great person.

519
00:36:08,940 --> 00:36:10,940
He was a great person.

520
00:36:10,940 --> 00:36:12,940
Communal toilet.

521
00:36:12,940 --> 00:36:14,940
Hey you're a bit lonely.

522
00:36:14,940 --> 00:36:16,940
Thank you very much Punish.

523
00:36:16,940 --> 00:36:18,940
Thank you very very kind of you.

524
00:36:18,940 --> 00:36:19,780
Yeah.

525
00:36:20,460 --> 00:36:20,940
Yeah.

526
00:36:20,940 --> 00:36:21,940
Yeah.

527
00:36:23,220 --> 00:36:23,820
Yeah.

528
00:36:26,460 --> 00:36:27,640
Oh, yeah, man.

529
00:36:31,360 --> 00:36:31,800
Titanium.

530
00:36:32,460 --> 00:36:34,340
Odyssey, thank you very much, Titanium.

531
00:36:35,160 --> 00:36:37,620
Would you be a fan of the titanium yourself now?

532
00:36:38,560 --> 00:36:40,040
I think it's a great myth.

533
00:36:41,020 --> 00:36:42,200
Or alloy. Is it an alloy?

534
00:36:42,720 --> 00:36:45,820
Have we any verification on titanium there out in the chat?

535
00:36:45,820 --> 00:36:49,040
We need to know whether it's a steel or it's an alloy.

536
00:36:53,100 --> 00:36:55,760
Mark Francis. Thank you very much.

537
00:36:56,440 --> 00:36:59,220
Mark Francis. Big shout out to you.

538
00:36:59,580 --> 00:37:01,360
Two great names rolled into one there.

539
00:37:01,540 --> 00:37:03,460
Mark and Francis. The two saints.

540
00:37:05,640 --> 00:37:07,920
I don't think they hung out with each other.

541
00:37:08,020 --> 00:37:08,920
I don't know why I did that.

542
00:37:10,600 --> 00:37:12,360
But maybe they did.

543
00:37:12,740 --> 00:37:15,000
And if they did, they're fucking great here.

544
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:15,800
You've got a great name.

545
00:37:16,880 --> 00:37:19,060
That's the guy there, look, who did the business.

546
00:37:19,520 --> 00:37:22,880
He's going to get 120 euro in the little checking in the post.

547
00:37:23,220 --> 00:37:25,000
Except it'll be the opposite of a check.

548
00:37:26,660 --> 00:37:27,800
It'll be a...

549
00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:31,740
Whatever the opposite of a check is, it'll be that.

550
00:37:33,800 --> 00:37:34,600
120 euro.

551
00:37:35,160 --> 00:37:37,380
Not something you want to get in the meal.

552
00:37:38,780 --> 00:37:42,200
If I seen the postman delivering me that, I'd ask him to take it back.

553
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:44,520
120 euro. I don't want to pay that.

554
00:37:45,060 --> 00:37:50,080
That's what you get though, for being an absolute parasite on society.

555
00:37:50,420 --> 00:37:51,660
Coming on and trying to...

556
00:37:52,660 --> 00:37:55,700
All these hard-working people who paid money to be on the bus.

557
00:37:56,160 --> 00:37:59,860
And then you have the fair dodgers coming on, trying to get a free ride.

558
00:38:00,860 --> 00:38:01,160
Do you know?

559
00:38:01,340 --> 00:38:02,160
And it's 160.

560
00:38:02,600 --> 00:38:04,100
It's not going to break the bank.

561
00:38:04,200 --> 00:38:05,020
Maybe for some people.

562
00:38:05,180 --> 00:38:06,720
But I mean...

563
00:38:06,720 --> 00:38:09,540
It's not fair on everybody else who's paid the money.

564
00:38:10,220 --> 00:38:12,560
And these are young, able-bodied people.

565
00:38:13,080 --> 00:38:17,420
You have to think about the people who are elderly or have a disability.

566
00:38:18,140 --> 00:38:24,360
And our taxes are going towards making sure that the most vulnerable in society have transportation.

567
00:38:25,120 --> 00:38:28,520
And then you have the able-bodied fuckers turning up and getting on the bus.

568
00:38:28,960 --> 00:38:31,000
And trying to get a free ride.

569
00:38:31,420 --> 00:38:33,700
Well, I'm sorry about it, son.

570
00:38:34,560 --> 00:38:36,440
You don't play those games on my bus.

571
00:38:37,080 --> 00:38:38,260
You don't play those games.

572
00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:40,440
Because I did 20 years in the military.

573
00:38:41,420 --> 00:38:41,780
Okay?

574
00:38:42,740 --> 00:38:45,160
And I've seen things that would make you weep.

575
00:38:46,540 --> 00:38:48,640
Other than that, welcome to the bus.

576
00:38:48,720 --> 00:38:49,420
Welcome to Schlager.

577
00:38:50,980 --> 00:38:53,860
When I slither home after a hard day out in the fields,

578
00:38:54,200 --> 00:38:57,540
there's nothing I like more than lashing a few shtickings into the fireplace.

579
00:38:58,180 --> 00:38:59,520
And setting fire to them.

580
00:38:59,720 --> 00:39:01,560
Be careful not to burn your hands like I did.

581
00:39:01,620 --> 00:39:03,420
While I'm waiting for that baby to get going,

582
00:39:03,600 --> 00:39:05,320
I do a few rolls on the ground.

583
00:39:05,480 --> 00:39:07,480
And a few reptilious repetitions.

584
00:39:07,860 --> 00:39:09,240
Just to get the blood flowing.

585
00:39:09,820 --> 00:39:11,620
Once those flames are licking high,

586
00:39:11,860 --> 00:39:13,580
it's time to shtick your colant.

587
00:39:15,100 --> 00:39:17,400
You can generate extra drafthage

588
00:39:17,400 --> 00:39:19,460
by using your gooch as a waft.

589
00:39:19,820 --> 00:39:21,820
Now all that's left is to sit back

590
00:39:21,820 --> 00:39:23,860
and warm your sack by the flames.

591
00:39:24,860 --> 00:39:28,340
This message was brought to you by Firelighters.

592
00:39:28,340 --> 00:39:30,220
Firelighters.

593
00:39:30,220 --> 00:39:40,480
And the match holds to begin the match.

594
00:39:40,480 --> 00:39:51,940
Good reply by Ostapenko.

595
00:39:51,940 --> 00:40:06,320
Just a little bit of luck for that first point for Aran.

596
00:40:06,320 --> 00:40:06,320
Just a little bit of luck for that first point for Aran.

597
00:40:13,160 --> 00:40:29,040
I'm telling you, we've got our work cut out for us at the moment because...

598
00:40:29,040 --> 00:40:40,720
We're having trouble finishing a route and unlocking the next set of locations from which we can go.

599
00:40:40,720 --> 00:40:43,620
Sluggeren needs to expand.

600
00:40:43,880 --> 00:40:44,640
I've been saying this.

601
00:40:44,760 --> 00:40:47,900
I've been of that opinion since we started the venture and the enterprise myself.

602
00:40:49,100 --> 00:40:51,640
Sluggeren, you know my plans if you've been here since day dot.

603
00:40:52,120 --> 00:40:54,100
We want to take this baby to the moon.

604
00:40:54,900 --> 00:40:56,440
We want electric buses.

605
00:40:56,880 --> 00:41:00,740
We want to have levitational buses by 2026.

606
00:41:01,620 --> 00:41:03,760
People say those targets are unsustainable.

607
00:41:04,420 --> 00:41:06,020
Somebody said they're actually insane.

608
00:41:06,580 --> 00:41:13,740
I said, well, the person who came up with going to the moon, they said he was insane.

609
00:41:14,260 --> 00:41:16,760
And then when they went to the moon, he wasn't insane.

610
00:41:17,660 --> 00:41:19,040
So that shut them up, you know.

611
00:41:20,120 --> 00:41:22,200
But then they resigned from the company.

612
00:41:22,660 --> 00:41:24,300
So, I mean, it did shut them up.

613
00:41:24,480 --> 00:41:26,980
But it kind of shut me up as well because I've lost.

614
00:41:28,060 --> 00:41:31,640
So I need to achieve these goals.

615
00:41:33,960 --> 00:41:35,020
What more can you do?

616
00:41:35,080 --> 00:41:35,600
I digress.

617
00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:36,460
Bag of slime.

618
00:41:36,780 --> 00:41:38,160
Thank you very much, bag of slime.

619
00:41:38,640 --> 00:41:39,360
Mind yourself.

620
00:41:40,420 --> 00:41:42,240
Mark Francis says he's stuck in Abbey Street.

621
00:41:42,840 --> 00:41:44,460
I can't get to Abbey Street for you.

622
00:41:44,640 --> 00:41:45,860
This isn't going to Dublin.

623
00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:47,280
Do you know?

624
00:41:48,280 --> 00:41:49,860
This is not going to Dublin.

625
00:41:51,040 --> 00:41:53,760
I'm not a national bus yet.

626
00:41:55,720 --> 00:41:56,920
Are you doing a bit of donating?

627
00:41:58,680 --> 00:42:00,520
Are you doing a bit of donating here?

628
00:42:00,920 --> 00:42:04,480
Papa Carlo, you make my shoes glow.

629
00:42:04,980 --> 00:42:06,920
I've got that shoe shine thanks to you.

630
00:42:07,780 --> 00:42:10,780
That's a real Papa Carlo sort of shine I've got there.

631
00:42:11,320 --> 00:42:11,960
Look at that.

632
00:42:12,740 --> 00:42:16,360
You could fucking brush your hair and you could shave.

633
00:42:16,360 --> 00:42:18,200
You could use those shoes as a mirror.

634
00:42:18,900 --> 00:42:20,380
These shoes are so...

635
00:42:20,380 --> 00:42:23,200
These shoes are so shiny, Turfbag.

636
00:42:23,280 --> 00:42:24,060
Thank you very much.

637
00:42:24,740 --> 00:42:25,480
That you can use...

638
00:42:25,480 --> 00:42:26,380
They're like mirrors.

639
00:42:26,920 --> 00:42:29,960
And indeed, I was actually told to remove them.

640
00:42:30,400 --> 00:42:35,940
Because there was an inadvertent upskirt situation the last day when I was letting the purple onion onto the bus.

641
00:42:35,940 --> 00:42:36,340
Oh, yes, man.

642
00:42:36,600 --> 00:42:40,760
And I'm now up against the tribunal.

643
00:42:40,980 --> 00:42:42,460
Mark Francis 2013.

644
00:42:42,460 --> 00:42:44,520
Thank you very much, Mark Francis.

645
00:42:44,700 --> 00:42:45,660
Very, very kind of you.

646
00:42:52,400 --> 00:42:53,140
Look at that.

647
00:42:58,420 --> 00:42:59,820
How are you getting on here?

648
00:43:00,820 --> 00:43:02,980
That's a lovely white shirt.

649
00:43:04,040 --> 00:43:07,140
You must have used a lot of Daz Ultra on that.

650
00:43:07,660 --> 00:43:08,740
Thank you very much for that.

651
00:43:08,940 --> 00:43:10,060
Kind tip there, Schlarken.

652
00:43:11,200 --> 00:43:12,260
Very, very kind of you.

653
00:43:15,460 --> 00:43:17,860
I'd say she passed the Daz Ultra Step Challenge.

654
00:43:19,380 --> 00:43:20,280
Two euro 80.

655
00:43:20,720 --> 00:43:21,360
Thank you.

656
00:43:21,420 --> 00:43:21,860
Thank you.

657
00:43:22,040 --> 00:43:23,460
How are you getting on now, son?

658
00:43:24,600 --> 00:43:25,480
Where are you going?

659
00:43:27,260 --> 00:43:28,760
Regular on a quantity of one.

660
00:43:28,880 --> 00:43:29,540
No problemo.

661
00:43:29,800 --> 00:43:31,260
Three euro 80 back in your pocket.

662
00:43:31,880 --> 00:43:32,380
Great savings.

663
00:43:33,220 --> 00:43:33,820
Great savings.

664
00:43:34,480 --> 00:43:35,240
Fantastic savings.

665
00:43:36,420 --> 00:43:37,420
You can have a ticket.

666
00:43:38,640 --> 00:43:40,440
You can have a ticket, sir.

667
00:43:40,600 --> 00:43:42,140
No problemo with that.

668
00:43:42,280 --> 00:43:44,060
Let's get you a ticket right now.

669
00:43:44,140 --> 00:43:45,700
Wait, don't we press that ticket button?

670
00:43:45,880 --> 00:43:46,460
And there we go.

671
00:43:47,340 --> 00:43:47,700
1460.

672
00:43:49,120 --> 00:43:49,840
Very nifty.

673
00:43:51,100 --> 00:43:52,080
Good man yourself.

674
00:43:54,020 --> 00:43:54,380
Wild.

675
00:43:54,680 --> 00:43:55,320
Wild cats.

676
00:43:56,320 --> 00:43:57,300
I am after stinging.

677
00:43:57,460 --> 00:43:59,820
Those lad who got strong on the last trip there now

678
00:43:59,820 --> 00:44:02,460
because he didn't have any tickets handy.

679
00:44:02,580 --> 00:44:04,100
So you need to make sure you've got tickets.

680
00:44:04,760 --> 00:44:05,720
Because I'll be stinging you.

681
00:44:06,020 --> 00:44:07,140
There'll be a sting in the tail.

682
00:44:07,140 --> 00:44:10,720
Sorry, I just need to let them know about that

683
00:44:10,720 --> 00:44:13,100
because it's not right.

684
00:44:15,840 --> 00:44:16,560
Fucking hell.

685
00:44:17,080 --> 00:44:17,820
Watch yourself.

686
00:44:20,020 --> 00:44:23,940
There's people driving like a cat out of hell.

687
00:44:31,840 --> 00:44:32,320
Yep.

688
00:44:36,760 --> 00:44:37,860
Great day for it anyway.

689
00:44:38,860 --> 00:44:39,640
Beautiful sky.

690
00:44:43,800 --> 00:44:47,820
It was a great September morning as well.

691
00:44:48,080 --> 00:44:49,520
Unfortunately, that time.

692
00:44:50,020 --> 00:44:51,200
18 years ago now.

693
00:44:52,260 --> 00:44:53,220
For 9-11.

694
00:44:54,080 --> 00:44:55,300
September the 11th.

695
00:44:56,140 --> 00:44:58,460
That shouted off as a beautiful blue day.

696
00:45:00,200 --> 00:45:03,180
And the sky was without a cloud.

697
00:45:03,180 --> 00:45:05,300
How are you getting on?

698
00:45:05,300 --> 00:45:08,380
He must have the leap card.

699
00:45:09,480 --> 00:45:19,680
And there was a phenomenon which meteorologists know as perfect blue above the skies of the east coast of America.

700
00:45:21,360 --> 00:45:22,620
How are you getting on?

701
00:45:22,620 --> 00:45:22,660
How are you getting on?

702
00:45:22,660 --> 00:45:24,200
I do wonder.

703
00:45:24,200 --> 00:45:27,320
Did the hijackers themselves anticipate that?

704
00:45:28,460 --> 00:45:28,860
Do you know?

705
00:45:29,520 --> 00:45:34,280
I heard there was somewhere now that they were planning on doing the fucking hijack in a month or two before,

706
00:45:34,400 --> 00:45:35,160
but it was caught...

707
00:45:35,160 --> 00:45:36,700
They had to abandon the plan.

708
00:45:37,740 --> 00:45:38,620
But, um...

709
00:45:38,620 --> 00:45:41,540
Did they realize it was going to be perfect blue?

710
00:45:42,080 --> 00:45:46,900
Because if it was an overcast day, like, you know, and there was clouds and rain in the sky,

711
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:48,400
you...

712
00:45:48,400 --> 00:45:48,900
You...

713
00:45:48,900 --> 00:45:51,880
Have to assume that they wouldn't have had the...

714
00:45:51,880 --> 00:45:56,200
The images wouldn't have had the same magnitude that they had, like, you know?

715
00:45:57,240 --> 00:45:58,080
Um...

716
00:45:58,080 --> 00:46:00,880
You could see that for miles and miles.

717
00:46:00,880 --> 00:46:02,960
And, sure, there's even images of...

718
00:46:02,960 --> 00:46:05,500
There was Aladdin up in space at the time.

719
00:46:06,480 --> 00:46:09,500
And the ISS missile, which goes around the world.

720
00:46:10,480 --> 00:46:11,200
Uh...

721
00:46:11,200 --> 00:46:14,940
And it beams back sky and sky sports to the masses.

722
00:46:15,720 --> 00:46:19,000
And the fellow working on that there, he took a picture of downtown Manhattan.

723
00:46:20,380 --> 00:46:23,880
And there was smog everywhere and smog and smoke and...

724
00:46:23,880 --> 00:46:24,900
Chaos.

725
00:46:25,900 --> 00:46:28,020
And it all happened in such a...

726
00:46:28,020 --> 00:46:29,800
A short space of time, like, you know?

727
00:46:33,180 --> 00:46:33,900
And, um...

728
00:46:35,300 --> 00:46:37,180
I was saying to...

729
00:46:37,180 --> 00:46:39,660
Johnny in the world of Leshti, you know, he was saying to me,

730
00:46:39,780 --> 00:46:41,220
What that was, though, Tommy?

731
00:46:42,680 --> 00:46:43,900
What 9-11 was...

732
00:46:45,040 --> 00:46:46,900
Was a paradigm shift...

733
00:46:47,520 --> 00:46:48,900
Of how we look...

734
00:46:49,940 --> 00:46:50,780
At air travel.

735
00:46:51,980 --> 00:46:53,680
And I said, what the hell's a paradigm?

736
00:46:55,720 --> 00:46:56,120
You know?

737
00:46:57,340 --> 00:47:01,260
And he explained to me, but I cannot for the life of me remember what the hell he said.

738
00:47:02,020 --> 00:47:02,720
But...

739
00:47:03,580 --> 00:47:05,720
Basically, before that, up until then...

740
00:47:07,520 --> 00:47:13,860
There was a weakness, a flaw in the system, which had been exposed by the hijackers themselves.

741
00:47:16,200 --> 00:47:17,940
They must have gone on the plane.

742
00:47:17,940 --> 00:47:17,980
They must have gone on the plane.

743
00:47:19,120 --> 00:47:19,560
And...

744
00:47:19,560 --> 00:47:22,400
All primed, you know?

745
00:47:22,800 --> 00:47:25,420
The other books must have known, like...

746
00:47:25,420 --> 00:47:27,580
When this fella is gonna make a dash for the door.

747
00:47:28,020 --> 00:47:29,960
Because you have to think, if he's making a dash for the door...

748
00:47:31,080 --> 00:47:33,480
What are the odds of the fucking door being slammed shut on him?

749
00:47:33,540 --> 00:47:33,940
Like, you know?

750
00:47:33,980 --> 00:47:34,560
And then where are you?

751
00:47:34,880 --> 00:47:37,420
All the hijackers could have done is just...

752
00:47:37,420 --> 00:47:38,760
Caused shite from...

753
00:47:38,760 --> 00:47:40,320
But not from the cockpit.

754
00:47:40,940 --> 00:47:42,840
So they had to get into the cockpit.

755
00:47:43,980 --> 00:47:45,840
So it would have been like a...

756
00:47:45,840 --> 00:47:47,760
The head dasher would have gone ahead.

757
00:47:48,400 --> 00:47:51,100
And everybody else must have had their eyes on the dasher.

758
00:47:52,300 --> 00:47:53,800
And I seen some Hollywood movie.

759
00:47:53,860 --> 00:47:54,800
There was a Hollywood flick.

760
00:47:54,900 --> 00:47:56,900
United 93 or some shite like that.

761
00:47:57,000 --> 00:47:58,800
I think they hammed it all up.

762
00:47:59,420 --> 00:48:00,720
I'm so tired.

763
00:48:00,720 --> 00:48:01,900
They had the hijackers...

764
00:48:02,900 --> 00:48:04,120
Coolie and calmly...

765
00:48:04,120 --> 00:48:05,360
Standing up on the plane.

766
00:48:06,200 --> 00:48:06,900
And donning...

767
00:48:08,100 --> 00:48:08,900
These, you know...

768
00:48:09,480 --> 00:48:11,300
Fickin' kamikaze headbands.

769
00:48:11,560 --> 00:48:11,940
Kind of.

770
00:48:12,040 --> 00:48:13,040
Next stop.

771
00:48:13,500 --> 00:48:14,760
Ship rides alley.

772
00:48:15,460 --> 00:48:16,900
You know the fucking...

773
00:48:16,900 --> 00:48:18,220
Ally Dunbar.

774
00:48:18,600 --> 00:48:19,300
Kind of shite.

775
00:48:21,520 --> 00:48:24,480
Whatever it is, they do be screaming before they do their thing.

776
00:48:25,140 --> 00:48:25,520
Oh yeah.

777
00:48:25,520 --> 00:48:26,060
Stand clear.

778
00:48:26,400 --> 00:48:27,080
The doors are open.

779
00:48:27,320 --> 00:48:28,520
There must be another leap card.

780
00:48:29,320 --> 00:48:30,040
Stand clear.

781
00:48:30,080 --> 00:48:31,080
Purple onion, how are you?

782
00:48:31,220 --> 00:48:32,680
How's the levitational moon?

783
00:48:33,260 --> 00:48:34,600
The fifth moon is in our...

784
00:48:34,600 --> 00:48:35,860
Is now in our quadrant.

785
00:48:36,920 --> 00:48:38,380
And you have harnessed all its power.

786
00:48:38,800 --> 00:48:40,360
And you make all before you float.

787
00:48:41,120 --> 00:48:42,380
And you ask for fear...

788
00:48:42,380 --> 00:48:43,600
Neither fear nor favor.

789
00:48:44,560 --> 00:48:46,340
But you're in fine fettle tonight.

790
00:48:46,840 --> 00:48:47,620
Or this afternoon.

791
00:48:48,480 --> 00:48:49,100
What have we...

792
00:48:49,100 --> 00:48:50,000
You want to skin that apple?

793
00:48:50,260 --> 00:48:51,100
Welcome to the bus.

794
00:48:53,960 --> 00:48:55,440
Two euro, three euro, twenty.

795
00:48:55,560 --> 00:48:55,980
Thank you.

796
00:48:56,040 --> 00:48:56,980
Thank you very much, purple.

797
00:48:57,640 --> 00:48:58,400
Purple steel.

798
00:49:00,700 --> 00:49:01,580
Stand clear.

799
00:49:01,960 --> 00:49:02,740
The doors are closed.

800
00:49:03,220 --> 00:49:04,440
We don't a bissle donaten.

801
00:49:05,180 --> 00:49:05,760
Stand clear.

802
00:49:05,760 --> 00:49:06,440
ICBM.

803
00:49:06,700 --> 00:49:09,700
Inter-continental ballistic missile.

804
00:49:10,020 --> 00:49:11,720
I want to say thank you very much...

805
00:49:11,720 --> 00:49:13,740
For your kind hearted tip there.

806
00:49:14,740 --> 00:49:15,180
Darn it.

807
00:49:15,680 --> 00:49:16,680
I forgot the door.

808
00:49:16,680 --> 00:49:16,880
But...

809
00:49:16,880 --> 00:49:18,680
In...

810
00:49:18,680 --> 00:49:21,160
In many ways, those planes were used...

811
00:49:21,160 --> 00:49:23,400
As inter-continental ballistic missiles.

812
00:49:24,200 --> 00:49:25,400
Are you doing a bissle donaten?

813
00:49:25,880 --> 00:49:26,520
Big...

814
00:49:26,520 --> 00:49:26,960
Brindy.

815
00:49:27,040 --> 00:49:28,560
Thank you very much, Brindy.

816
00:49:28,700 --> 00:49:28,980
Yeah.

817
00:49:29,620 --> 00:49:30,180
Very much.

818
00:49:30,280 --> 00:49:30,540
I...

819
00:49:30,540 --> 00:49:31,560
That's very nice of you.

820
00:49:31,620 --> 00:49:32,240
Thank you very much.

821
00:49:32,380 --> 00:49:33,060
I appreciate it.

822
00:49:34,500 --> 00:49:35,180
And...

823
00:49:35,180 --> 00:49:38,520
In many ways, those planes were used as ICBMs.

824
00:49:38,600 --> 00:49:39,600
But the way I see...

825
00:49:40,340 --> 00:49:40,600
The situation...

826
00:49:41,280 --> 00:49:41,600
Is that...

827
00:49:42,520 --> 00:49:43,980
They couldn't have gone continental...

828
00:49:43,980 --> 00:49:44,600
Or trans-continental...

829
00:49:45,140 --> 00:49:45,600
Because...

830
00:49:45,600 --> 00:49:46,420
Hey, don't a bissle donaten.

831
00:49:46,620 --> 00:49:47,600
NORAD or the...

832
00:49:47,600 --> 00:49:48,600
The North American...

833
00:49:48,600 --> 00:49:50,320
Airspace Defence Unit.

834
00:49:51,140 --> 00:49:51,520
That's mine.

835
00:49:52,380 --> 00:49:53,160
10, 10, 20.

836
00:49:53,420 --> 00:49:54,780
Thank you very much, 10, 10, 20.

837
00:49:55,020 --> 00:49:55,720
10, 10 out.

838
00:49:56,720 --> 00:49:57,680
They must have...

839
00:49:57,680 --> 00:49:59,520
They would have copped on.

840
00:49:59,840 --> 00:50:00,600
And indeed...

841
00:50:01,600 --> 00:50:03,440
10 minutes, 15 minutes before...

842
00:50:03,440 --> 00:50:04,780
The impact of the first plane...

843
00:50:04,780 --> 00:50:05,280
Into the...

844
00:50:05,280 --> 00:50:05,980
The North Tower.

845
00:50:07,660 --> 00:50:09,020
North American...

846
00:50:09,020 --> 00:50:10,980
Airspace Defence...

847
00:50:10,980 --> 00:50:12,780
Were aware of the situation.

848
00:50:13,780 --> 00:50:14,980
But because...

849
00:50:14,980 --> 00:50:16,520
They were undergoing...

850
00:50:16,520 --> 00:50:17,960
Probably one of the most...

851
00:50:17,960 --> 00:50:19,520
Massive training exercises...

852
00:50:20,320 --> 00:50:21,380
Of their year...

853
00:50:21,380 --> 00:50:22,520
Or indeed their tenure...

854
00:50:23,120 --> 00:50:23,980
Manning the...

855
00:50:23,980 --> 00:50:24,500
The skies.

856
00:50:25,580 --> 00:50:26,520
They were...

857
00:50:26,520 --> 00:50:28,360
Confused as to the calls...

858
00:50:28,360 --> 00:50:29,240
They were receiving...

859
00:50:29,240 --> 00:50:30,120
As to whether or not...

860
00:50:30,120 --> 00:50:31,580
They were actual reality calls...

861
00:50:31,580 --> 00:50:32,040
Or not.

862
00:50:32,840 --> 00:50:35,180
And if you do listen to the tapes...

863
00:50:35,180 --> 00:50:36,040
Myself and Johnny...

864
00:50:36,040 --> 00:50:37,000
Were up the bar there...

865
00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:37,460
The last day.

866
00:50:37,680 --> 00:50:38,460
We had a lock-in.

867
00:50:39,060 --> 00:50:41,360
And we listened to the NORAD tapes...

868
00:50:41,360 --> 00:50:42,260
And just continued...

869
00:50:42,260 --> 00:50:43,480
Drinking pints heavily...

870
00:50:43,480 --> 00:50:44,020
Until the next...

871
00:50:44,020 --> 00:50:45,720
Until September the 12th...

872
00:50:45,720 --> 00:50:46,420
To mark the...

873
00:50:46,420 --> 00:50:47,660
Well, it had gone overnight...

874
00:50:47,660 --> 00:50:48,480
That stayed like...

875
00:50:48,480 --> 00:50:48,680
You know.

876
00:50:49,180 --> 00:50:49,660
And...

877
00:50:49,660 --> 00:50:51,220
We listened to the tapes...

878
00:50:51,220 --> 00:50:52,460
And you can hear the...

879
00:50:52,460 --> 00:50:54,580
The confusion...

880
00:50:55,400 --> 00:50:56,680
Of the people there...

881
00:50:56,680 --> 00:50:57,760
Who are...

882
00:50:57,760 --> 00:50:58,900
Basically rely...

883
00:50:58,900 --> 00:51:00,800
We rely upon them...

884
00:51:00,800 --> 00:51:01,560
To defend their...

885
00:51:01,560 --> 00:51:02,680
The skies from...

886
00:51:02,680 --> 00:51:04,540
From dodgy guns...

887
00:51:04,540 --> 00:51:05,020
And...

888
00:51:05,020 --> 00:51:06,380
They were like...

889
00:51:06,380 --> 00:51:07,000
What's going on?

890
00:51:07,040 --> 00:51:07,900
Is this...

891
00:51:07,900 --> 00:51:08,520
Are you for real?

892
00:51:08,780 --> 00:51:09,020
Like...

893
00:51:09,020 --> 00:51:09,500
And they said...

894
00:51:09,500 --> 00:51:10,400
Yes, this is real...

895
00:51:10,400 --> 00:51:10,860
Real world.

896
00:51:11,020 --> 00:51:11,980
This is not an exercise.

897
00:51:12,980 --> 00:51:13,460
And...

898
00:51:13,460 --> 00:51:14,960
One of the lads on the phone...

899
00:51:14,960 --> 00:51:15,860
Then was getting giddy...

900
00:51:15,860 --> 00:51:16,580
As if to say...

901
00:51:16,580 --> 00:51:16,980
Like, you know...

902
00:51:16,980 --> 00:51:18,580
She's finally a bit of action...

903
00:51:18,580 --> 00:51:19,860
Like, you know...

904
00:51:19,860 --> 00:51:21,020
Nice to see a bit of action...

905
00:51:21,020 --> 00:51:21,340
Like, you know...

906
00:51:21,340 --> 00:51:22,160
We've been training...

907
00:51:22,160 --> 00:51:22,880
We've been training...

908
00:51:22,880 --> 00:51:23,500
All our lives...

909
00:51:23,500 --> 00:51:24,380
And it's kind of like...

910
00:51:24,380 --> 00:51:24,980
And now let's...

911
00:51:24,980 --> 00:51:25,460
Let's do it.

912
00:51:25,880 --> 00:51:27,120
But they did not realize...

913
00:51:27,120 --> 00:51:28,300
What the hell had happened...

914
00:51:28,300 --> 00:51:28,640
As...

915
00:51:28,640 --> 00:51:30,480
As Johnny was saying up the bar...

916
00:51:30,480 --> 00:51:31,420
A paradigm shift...

917
00:51:31,420 --> 00:51:32,420
Whereby...

918
00:51:32,420 --> 00:51:33,720
Are you now?

919
00:51:34,080 --> 00:51:35,780
A weakness...

920
00:51:35,780 --> 00:51:36,420
In...

921
00:51:36,420 --> 00:51:37,420
Human...

922
00:51:37,420 --> 00:51:38,420
Kindness...

923
00:51:38,420 --> 00:51:39,640
I suppose...

924
00:51:39,640 --> 00:51:40,460
Trustworthiness...

925
00:51:40,460 --> 00:51:41,420
In our fellow man...

926
00:51:41,420 --> 00:51:46,640
Had left...

927
00:51:46,640 --> 00:51:48,800
These doors...

928
00:51:48,800 --> 00:51:49,960
These moments of...

929
00:51:49,960 --> 00:51:50,180
Lax...

930
00:51:50,180 --> 00:51:50,960
Laxativity...

931
00:51:52,400 --> 00:51:53,540
People had been...

932
00:51:53,540 --> 00:51:54,960
Basically, we'd taken laxatives...

933
00:51:56,860 --> 00:51:57,160
The...

934
00:51:57,160 --> 00:51:57,720
We...

935
00:51:57,720 --> 00:51:59,100
The paradigm was...

936
00:51:59,100 --> 00:52:00,540
We'd taken a load of laxatives...

937
00:52:00,540 --> 00:52:02,280
And we'd shat ourselves...

938
00:52:02,280 --> 00:52:03,300
And we'd been caught short...

939
00:52:03,300 --> 00:52:04,220
We'd been caught short...

940
00:52:04,220 --> 00:52:06,000
And there was no toilet roll...

941
00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:07,040
And by the time we'd realized...

942
00:52:07,040 --> 00:52:07,660
What was going on...

943
00:52:07,660 --> 00:52:08,960
There was shit all over the place...

944
00:52:08,960 --> 00:52:10,080
But...

945
00:52:10,080 --> 00:52:11,220
To use a metaphor...

946
00:52:11,220 --> 00:52:12,220
We'll put that one to bed...

947
00:52:12,220 --> 00:52:14,140
Because it's a discussion metaphor...

948
00:52:14,140 --> 00:52:14,880
But...

949
00:52:14,880 --> 00:52:16,660
We had trusted humans...

950
00:52:16,660 --> 00:52:17,680
Not to do such...

951
00:52:17,680 --> 00:52:18,060
Uh...

952
00:52:18,060 --> 00:52:18,920
Heenous...

953
00:52:18,920 --> 00:52:19,920
Acts...

954
00:52:19,920 --> 00:52:21,180
Against other humans...

955
00:52:21,180 --> 00:52:21,820
As well, you know...

956
00:52:21,820 --> 00:52:23,420
Civilian aircraft...

957
00:52:23,420 --> 00:52:24,560
Was not fair game...

958
00:52:24,560 --> 00:52:25,180
And indeed...

959
00:52:25,180 --> 00:52:26,340
In the past...

960
00:52:26,340 --> 00:52:28,180
If it had been fair game...

961
00:52:28,180 --> 00:52:29,780
We had had terrorists...

962
00:52:29,780 --> 00:52:30,180
Uh...

963
00:52:30,180 --> 00:52:31,300
Seize a...

964
00:52:31,300 --> 00:52:31,640
You know...

965
00:52:31,640 --> 00:52:32,160
To get a plane...

966
00:52:32,160 --> 00:52:34,020
And land the fucking thing...

967
00:52:34,020 --> 00:52:34,760
Land it...

968
00:52:34,760 --> 00:52:35,860
And then the demands...

969
00:52:35,860 --> 00:52:36,700
Might have been met...

970
00:52:36,700 --> 00:52:38,280
They may not have been met...

971
00:52:38,280 --> 00:52:39,580
But there was never any...

972
00:52:39,580 --> 00:52:40,600
Intention...

973
00:52:40,600 --> 00:52:41,160
Or...

974
00:52:41,160 --> 00:52:43,160
If it was a blow up in the sky job...

975
00:52:43,160 --> 00:52:43,860
Lockerbie...

976
00:52:43,860 --> 00:52:45,400
It was a blow up in the sky job...

977
00:52:45,400 --> 00:52:45,900
You know...

978
00:52:45,900 --> 00:52:48,660
So if there was a hijacking...

979
00:52:48,660 --> 00:52:49,580
Nobody was thinking...

980
00:52:49,580 --> 00:52:52,620
That these things were going to be used as missiles...

981
00:52:52,620 --> 00:52:53,640
Do you know...

982
00:52:54,900 --> 00:52:56,640
We're gonna check for scum guys...

983
00:52:57,920 --> 00:52:59,540
Too many people getting onto this bus...

984
00:52:59,540 --> 00:53:01,540
And not coming in paper tickets...

985
00:53:01,540 --> 00:53:01,540
What?

986
00:53:02,060 --> 00:53:03,540
Of course...

987
00:53:04,160 --> 00:53:04,900
We've developed...

988
00:53:04,900 --> 00:53:05,760
Oh you purple!

989
00:53:06,700 --> 00:53:07,060
You're...

990
00:53:07,060 --> 00:53:07,460
You're...

991
00:53:07,460 --> 00:53:08,540
Oh...

992
00:53:09,100 --> 00:53:09,760
Do you know what?

993
00:53:10,100 --> 00:53:11,280
Purple onion...

994
00:53:11,280 --> 00:53:13,000
Just because it's the fifth purple moon...

995
00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:14,600
Of the ninth quadrant...

996
00:53:14,600 --> 00:53:15,260
And you've...

997
00:53:15,260 --> 00:53:16,540
Handaged the power of levitation...

998
00:53:17,280 --> 00:53:18,620
Doesn't mean you can avoid...

999
00:53:18,620 --> 00:53:20,540
You can levitate above and beyond...

1000
00:53:20,540 --> 00:53:21,680
The bus fare...

1001
00:53:21,680 --> 00:53:21,920
Huh?

1002
00:53:22,700 --> 00:53:24,500
If you wanted a free pass...

1003
00:53:24,500 --> 00:53:25,540
You should have applied for one...

1004
00:53:27,640 --> 00:53:28,800
How old are you?

1005
00:53:28,800 --> 00:53:29,880
What?

1006
00:53:30,420 --> 00:53:30,800
Oh...

1007
00:53:30,800 --> 00:53:31,800
Here you go...

1008
00:53:31,800 --> 00:53:32,800
Thank you...

1009
00:53:32,800 --> 00:53:33,420
Sure...

1010
00:53:33,420 --> 00:53:34,800
Thank you very much...

1011
00:53:34,800 --> 00:53:37,400
The cost of some of these people...

1012
00:53:37,400 --> 00:53:38,620
What the fuck is wrong with people?

1013
00:53:39,260 --> 00:53:39,480
What?

1014
00:53:39,800 --> 00:53:40,320
How are you?

1015
00:53:40,760 --> 00:53:41,480
Of course...

1016
00:53:41,480 --> 00:53:41,960
How are you doing?

1017
00:53:42,180 --> 00:53:42,620
Here is it...

1018
00:53:42,620 --> 00:53:43,180
How are you getting on?

1019
00:53:43,420 --> 00:53:43,800
Yeah...

1020
00:53:43,800 --> 00:53:44,540
Great stuff...

1021
00:53:44,540 --> 00:53:46,260
Here you go...

1022
00:53:46,260 --> 00:53:46,780
Great stuff...

1023
00:53:46,780 --> 00:53:48,800
Thank you...

1024
00:53:48,800 --> 00:53:49,800
Close these doors...

1025
00:53:49,800 --> 00:53:52,800
Absolute scum...

1026
00:53:52,800 --> 00:53:53,800
Absolute scum...

1027
00:53:53,800 --> 00:53:56,100
Anybody else up there now...

1028
00:53:56,100 --> 00:53:56,760
Did you see that?

1029
00:53:57,260 --> 00:53:58,400
Just like to...

1030
00:53:58,400 --> 00:54:00,360
Draw everybody's attention on the bus there...

1031
00:54:00,360 --> 00:54:01,800
To the lady on the phone there...

1032
00:54:01,800 --> 00:54:02,800
Wearing the purple top...

1033
00:54:03,520 --> 00:54:04,360
The purple onion...

1034
00:54:04,360 --> 00:54:04,800
I do call her...

1035
00:54:04,800 --> 00:54:06,160
Well...

1036
00:54:06,160 --> 00:54:07,800
It turns out there's more layers to this onion...

1037
00:54:07,800 --> 00:54:08,800
Than meets the eye...

1038
00:54:09,500 --> 00:54:10,160
And...

1039
00:54:10,160 --> 00:54:11,800
If you are peeling back the layers...

1040
00:54:12,320 --> 00:54:14,140
Make sure you're wearing a pair of fucking goggles...

1041
00:54:14,140 --> 00:54:15,440
Because you'll still cry...

1042
00:54:15,440 --> 00:54:16,680
Because some of the layers...

1043
00:54:16,680 --> 00:54:18,220
Are beyond disgusting...

1044
00:54:18,220 --> 00:54:20,880
This onion is rotten to the core...

1045
00:54:20,880 --> 00:54:22,140
And she's sneezing there...

1046
00:54:22,140 --> 00:54:22,380
Away...

1047
00:54:22,380 --> 00:54:24,620
She's got an awful dose of the...

1048
00:54:24,620 --> 00:54:26,340
The fucking Flughauser...

1049
00:54:26,340 --> 00:54:27,100
So stay away...

1050
00:54:27,100 --> 00:54:27,920
Stay out of her...

1051
00:54:27,920 --> 00:54:28,880
Her path as well...

1052
00:54:28,880 --> 00:54:29,640
Because she's...

1053
00:54:29,640 --> 00:54:31,160
Someone's taking a photograph of her...

1054
00:54:31,160 --> 00:54:31,760
That's it...

1055
00:54:31,760 --> 00:54:33,800
Stick it on Instagram and Twitter...

1056
00:54:33,800 --> 00:54:35,520
And shame her there...

1057
00:54:35,520 --> 00:54:38,660
Publicly humiliate and shame this person on the internet...

1058
00:54:38,660 --> 00:54:41,100
Because if there's anything that we do well...

1059
00:54:41,100 --> 00:54:43,560
In today's modern society...

1060
00:54:43,560 --> 00:54:46,960
Posting shite on the internet...

1061
00:54:46,960 --> 00:54:48,720
And trying to shame people...

1062
00:54:48,720 --> 00:54:49,680
Is one of them...

1063
00:54:49,680 --> 00:54:51,280
We excel at that...

1064
00:54:51,280 --> 00:54:52,580
And it's something I'm sure...

1065
00:54:52,580 --> 00:54:55,100
All our ancestors would be very proud of...

1066
00:54:55,100 --> 00:54:57,160
That's what we're at now...

1067
00:54:57,160 --> 00:54:57,740
And...

1068
00:54:57,740 --> 00:54:58,280
How are you getting in?

1069
00:54:58,420 --> 00:55:00,160
She is a fair dodger...

1070
00:55:00,160 --> 00:55:02,260
She is a fair dodger...

1071
00:55:02,260 --> 00:55:03,900
And I want to say this...

1072
00:55:03,900 --> 00:55:05,060
Anybody I catch...

1073
00:55:05,060 --> 00:55:06,660
I'll smoke you out...

1074
00:55:06,660 --> 00:55:08,160
I'll smoke you out...

1075
00:55:08,160 --> 00:55:10,160
Fair dodgers...

1076
00:55:10,160 --> 00:55:11,160
You're scum...

1077
00:55:11,160 --> 00:55:13,100
I drive this bus...

1078
00:55:13,100 --> 00:55:14,060
No bus no bus...

1079
00:55:14,060 --> 00:55:14,560
You've got my trust...

1080
00:55:14,560 --> 00:55:15,840
I drive you around...

1081
00:55:15,840 --> 00:55:18,060
120 big ones she's looking at...

1082
00:55:18,060 --> 00:55:19,060
I stopped the shop...

1083
00:55:19,060 --> 00:55:20,080
Let you get out...

1084
00:55:20,080 --> 00:55:21,020
I didn't cop...

1085
00:55:21,020 --> 00:55:21,980
You didn't pay fair...

1086
00:55:21,980 --> 00:55:22,960
You simply don't care...

1087
00:55:22,960 --> 00:55:23,940
You've got silly hair...

1088
00:55:23,940 --> 00:55:25,040
I hope you're aware...

1089
00:55:25,040 --> 00:55:25,520
That...

1090
00:55:25,520 --> 00:55:26,060
You...

1091
00:55:26,060 --> 00:55:29,240
Next stop, Rastled Warehouse.

1092
00:55:29,240 --> 00:55:32,220
Unmuchmentific knife ones.

1093
00:55:33,180 --> 00:55:35,920
The check is in the post.

1094
00:55:36,320 --> 00:55:40,320
One hundred and twenty lovely creamy ones.

1095
00:55:41,040 --> 00:55:43,680
So shall I have peanut toast.

1096
00:55:44,320 --> 00:55:45,000
Thank you very much.

1097
00:55:45,080 --> 00:55:46,160
Thank you very much, Peter.

1098
00:55:46,300 --> 00:55:46,540
Yeah.

1099
00:55:47,360 --> 00:55:49,140
Or Peter, thank you very much.

1100
00:55:51,780 --> 00:55:53,020
Where the hell am I going?

1101
00:55:55,120 --> 00:55:56,480
Where the hell am I going?

1102
00:55:56,480 --> 00:55:57,340
Oh, around the corner.

1103
00:56:05,360 --> 00:56:05,840
Mike.

1104
00:56:06,920 --> 00:56:08,180
Thank you very much, Mike.

1105
00:56:08,280 --> 00:56:11,040
Big shout out to you and all the other Raches out there.

1106
00:56:12,040 --> 00:56:14,040
The Rache and the Rain.

1107
00:56:14,920 --> 00:56:17,360
Was that a ghost?

1108
00:56:17,900 --> 00:56:20,520
Was that a ghost someone saying down the back of the old man?

1109
00:56:22,440 --> 00:56:23,000
That's it.

1110
00:56:23,060 --> 00:56:24,180
Get another picture of her there.

1111
00:56:24,180 --> 00:56:26,260
Put it up on the internet.

1112
00:56:27,000 --> 00:56:29,400
Put it on a forum.

1113
00:56:29,660 --> 00:56:30,040
That's mine.

1114
00:56:30,360 --> 00:56:33,260
Stick it on social media.

1115
00:56:34,580 --> 00:56:35,920
Put a title on it.

1116
00:56:37,200 --> 00:56:42,400
That's like, uh, you won't believe what happens next.

1117
00:56:42,400 --> 00:56:43,560
I was on the bus.

1118
00:56:43,560 --> 00:56:47,380
And what happened next blew my effing mind.

1119
00:56:47,540 --> 00:56:48,540
But you don't have to say anything.

1120
00:56:48,540 --> 00:56:48,540
But you don't have to say anything.

1121
00:56:48,540 --> 00:56:48,540
You don't have to say anything.

1122
00:56:48,540 --> 00:56:48,600
You don't have to say anything.

1123
00:56:48,600 --> 00:56:48,600
You don't have to say anything.

1124
00:56:48,600 --> 00:56:48,600
You don't have to say anything.

1125
00:56:48,600 --> 00:56:48,600
You don't have to say anything.

1126
00:56:48,600 --> 00:56:49,100
You don't have to say anything.

1127
00:56:49,100 --> 00:56:49,780
Just get them.

1128
00:56:49,780 --> 00:56:50,500
Get them in.

1129
00:56:50,500 --> 00:56:53,440
Get them to read the post and then to click on it.

1130
00:56:53,440 --> 00:56:56,740
Do it religiously.

1131
00:56:56,740 --> 00:57:00,520
You don't even have to care about the content you're peddling out.

1132
00:57:00,520 --> 00:57:02,800
Just get the fucking click.

1133
00:57:02,800 --> 00:57:04,060
Get the click in.

1134
00:57:04,800 --> 00:57:06,540
If they're clicking, then we're wicking.

1135
00:57:10,380 --> 00:57:10,780
Google.

1136
00:57:10,980 --> 00:57:11,940
Google will come through.

1137
00:57:15,000 --> 00:57:15,760
Wrestle warehouse.

1138
00:57:16,480 --> 00:57:17,620
Fucking wrestle mania.

1139
00:57:18,200 --> 00:57:21,020
There's a bunch of people here at the warehouse now who want to get on.

1140
00:57:21,140 --> 00:57:23,000
They'll be wrestling each other to get into the door.

1141
00:57:24,020 --> 00:57:24,600
How are you doing?

1142
00:57:25,220 --> 00:57:25,840
How are you diddling?

1143
00:57:26,720 --> 00:57:27,960
I'm going to be checking for you.

1144
00:57:28,660 --> 00:57:29,680
You're all walking on.

1145
00:57:29,740 --> 00:57:30,800
You've got the leap cards you do.

1146
00:57:31,360 --> 00:57:31,620
Well.

1147
00:57:33,180 --> 00:57:36,940
Look at the woman in the purple top, everybody who's just got on.

1148
00:57:37,360 --> 00:57:38,240
Look at her face.

1149
00:57:38,460 --> 00:57:39,420
And remember the face.

1150
00:57:40,020 --> 00:57:41,140
That's the face of shame.

1151
00:57:43,700 --> 00:57:44,860
That's the face of shame.

1152
00:57:49,100 --> 00:57:52,300
It's an awful shame I have to do that.

1153
00:57:53,260 --> 00:57:55,560
But that's the way things have gone, I'm afraid.

1154
00:57:56,560 --> 00:57:57,900
We need to shame everybody.

1155
00:57:58,800 --> 00:58:02,380
We need to actually bring back the stocks and put them uptown.

1156
00:58:02,380 --> 00:58:11,540
I suppose in the past now, what they used to have was they'd have stocks uptown and they'd put you in them.

1157
00:58:12,220 --> 00:58:17,480
And you could throw fucking rotten potatoes and rotten carrots and onions at them.

1158
00:58:17,900 --> 00:58:19,700
And it was a fantastic system.

1159
00:58:20,180 --> 00:58:20,880
Which we had.

1160
00:58:21,680 --> 00:58:24,220
And which straightened everybody out.

1161
00:58:24,580 --> 00:58:30,340
And it didn't leave any bad, you know, mental scares on the person in question or anything like that.

1162
00:58:30,740 --> 00:58:34,640
It was civilization at its most civilized.

1163
00:58:35,480 --> 00:58:38,820
But now we've got rid of that and there's lawlessness to beat the band.

1164
00:58:41,240 --> 00:58:42,120
How are you getting that?

1165
00:58:43,860 --> 00:58:46,640
Mark there says it was a great, a great system.

1166
00:58:47,220 --> 00:58:49,240
Well, I'm glad you're agreeing with me.

1167
00:58:49,440 --> 00:58:50,460
And I tell you something, Mark.

1168
00:58:50,540 --> 00:58:51,320
I agree with you.

1169
00:58:52,700 --> 00:58:54,240
Coram, it did work.

1170
00:58:54,440 --> 00:58:56,220
It just, it just worked.

1171
00:58:57,280 --> 00:58:58,260
It just worked.

1172
00:59:00,660 --> 00:59:01,660
It just worked.

1173
00:59:02,460 --> 00:59:02,780
Do you know?

1174
00:59:02,960 --> 00:59:03,620
It just worked.

1175
00:59:04,900 --> 00:59:07,340
Heads and rists in the stocks.

1176
00:59:08,080 --> 00:59:08,920
Get your cabbage.

1177
00:59:09,560 --> 00:59:10,560
Bring out your cabbages.

1178
00:59:11,240 --> 00:59:12,140
Bring out your onions.

1179
00:59:12,940 --> 00:59:13,860
Bring out your shit.

1180
00:59:14,980 --> 00:59:17,120
It's time for a good old stocking.

1181
00:59:18,740 --> 00:59:25,960
And, uh, there might have been a bit of crack as well because they wouldn't have been able to stop anyone from throwing the stuff.

1182
00:59:26,500 --> 00:59:34,280
You might have even been able to go up with a sneaky whip and whip the arse and then fucking run away.

1183
00:59:35,060 --> 00:59:38,300
It might, you know, who was going to stop you at that stage of the game?

1184
00:59:39,640 --> 00:59:42,740
Now, a weak student and a one.

1185
00:59:43,360 --> 00:59:43,820
Thank you.

1186
00:59:43,820 --> 00:59:44,540
Thank you.

1187
00:59:44,540 --> 00:59:51,420
Who was going to stop you from whipping somebody's arse if they were in the stocks, you know?

1188
00:59:52,020 --> 00:59:54,780
Did they have any legal rights?

1189
00:59:55,500 --> 00:59:56,220
You know?

1190
00:59:57,480 --> 00:59:58,120
Clara Lara.

1191
00:59:58,240 --> 00:59:58,880
Thank you very much.

1192
00:59:59,880 --> 01:00:00,560
Clara Lara.

1193
01:00:01,440 --> 01:00:03,480
That's my very, very kind of you, Clara Lara.

1194
01:00:04,180 --> 01:00:05,180
Big shout out to you.

1195
01:00:05,500 --> 01:00:08,300
And I hope you're having a fantastic Sunday.

1196
01:00:09,200 --> 01:00:09,740
Sontag.

1197
01:00:10,640 --> 01:00:11,480
The Sabbath.

1198
01:00:12,480 --> 01:00:13,380
Jesus' birthday.

1199
01:00:13,380 --> 01:00:16,480
Although it's not, but it's his favorite day.

1200
01:00:16,480 --> 01:00:17,680
I don't have a busy donating.

1201
01:00:18,180 --> 01:00:19,360
And she got three buttery too.

1202
01:00:19,540 --> 01:00:20,260
Thank you very much.

1203
01:00:20,260 --> 01:00:21,260
I don't have a busy donating, yeah.

1204
01:00:22,320 --> 01:00:23,620
That's a kind offering.

1205
01:00:24,260 --> 01:00:24,960
Peace offering.

1206
01:00:25,200 --> 01:00:26,020
On today, the Sabbath.

1207
01:00:28,660 --> 01:00:32,260
It's pretty dark out now at this time, so it's technically a Black Sabbath.

1208
01:00:32,260 --> 01:00:34,160
But we'll transfer.

1209
01:00:34,500 --> 01:00:34,800
Oh!

1210
01:00:35,080 --> 01:00:35,440
Look at that.

1211
01:00:35,840 --> 01:00:36,400
See that lad?

1212
01:00:37,000 --> 01:00:37,580
No fear.

1213
01:00:38,540 --> 01:00:39,640
No fear of fool.

1214
01:00:41,400 --> 01:00:42,500
I nearly crashed the bus.

1215
01:00:42,500 --> 01:00:42,500
I nearly crashed the bus.

1216
01:00:43,020 --> 01:00:44,420
These guys need to watch out for them.

1217
01:00:44,560 --> 01:00:45,820
Absolute headbangers.

1218
01:00:46,400 --> 01:00:48,620
Crossing over whenever they see a bit of a zebra.

1219
01:00:48,780 --> 01:00:50,460
Stretch with a bit of zebra and they're on it.

1220
01:00:50,520 --> 01:00:51,000
Stop.

1221
01:00:51,260 --> 01:00:51,700
Harbour.

1222
01:00:52,440 --> 01:00:53,340
Pier 3.

1223
01:00:53,820 --> 01:00:54,800
Pier 3, everybody.

1224
01:00:57,500 --> 01:00:58,540
Stand clear.

1225
01:00:58,920 --> 01:00:59,580
The doors are open.

1226
01:01:00,240 --> 01:01:00,740
No.

1227
01:01:00,900 --> 01:01:01,520
Bit of sparkle.

1228
01:01:01,780 --> 01:01:02,540
Stand clear.

1229
01:01:03,020 --> 01:01:03,620
The doors are open.

1230
01:01:03,620 --> 01:01:04,340
Bit of sparkle.

1231
01:01:04,340 --> 01:01:04,340
Bit of sparkle.

1232
01:01:08,340 --> 01:01:09,780
Barkley never harmed anyone, eh?

1233
01:01:13,820 --> 01:01:15,960
Thank you very much, Jonathan.

1234
01:01:16,740 --> 01:01:18,880
You've great shoulders for a bushman, you say.

1235
01:01:18,980 --> 01:01:19,720
Thank you very much.

1236
01:01:20,880 --> 01:01:22,140
But I'm not from the bush.

1237
01:01:23,280 --> 01:01:27,020
Or the Australian outback.

1238
01:01:34,580 --> 01:01:35,060
Oh.

1239
01:01:36,440 --> 01:01:38,120
But I'm a busman.

1240
01:01:38,120 --> 01:01:39,860
That Hans has a twin sister.

1241
01:01:39,860 --> 01:01:42,400
I've survived this long out in the outback of the bus world.

1242
01:01:42,800 --> 01:01:45,220
So I suppose you could say I'm a bit of a bus trucker man.

1243
01:01:45,820 --> 01:01:47,160
Because I eat my lunch on the bus.

1244
01:01:48,100 --> 01:01:49,640
I had a packed lunch last day.

1245
01:01:50,540 --> 01:01:51,160
Two sausage.

1246
01:01:51,280 --> 01:01:51,660
Two pudding.

1247
01:01:53,360 --> 01:01:54,300
And a few beans.

1248
01:01:55,500 --> 01:01:56,640
So I was eating my truck.

1249
01:01:56,800 --> 01:01:57,820
I was a bus trucker man.

1250
01:01:58,240 --> 01:02:01,580
They could make a documentary about me about the things I find out on the bus.

1251
01:02:02,500 --> 01:02:03,580
And that would be a good one then.

1252
01:02:04,080 --> 01:02:06,300
And you'd be able to see me then in my helmet.

1253
01:02:06,900 --> 01:02:07,960
And how I handle the bus.

1254
01:02:08,220 --> 01:02:09,240
And also the truck.

1255
01:02:12,140 --> 01:02:12,800
How are you getting there?

1256
01:02:15,040 --> 01:02:16,120
Oh my gosh.

1257
01:02:16,360 --> 01:02:17,660
What is that sound?

1258
01:02:18,180 --> 01:02:20,080
Does anyone else hear that?

1259
01:02:20,320 --> 01:02:20,680
Oh.

1260
01:02:20,920 --> 01:02:22,380
Somebody's complaining about the sound.

1261
01:02:22,500 --> 01:02:24,180
Must be the sound of the fizz from the bottom.

1262
01:02:28,320 --> 01:02:28,840
But.

1263
01:02:31,680 --> 01:02:33,020
Getting back to 9-11.

1264
01:02:35,060 --> 01:02:36,640
Are you going to be on some mobile this Friday?

1265
01:02:36,640 --> 01:02:39,620
I often wonder could anybody have heard the sound of the jet before it fucking came in.

1266
01:02:41,080 --> 01:02:42,740
Because when you see the second plane.

1267
01:02:43,400 --> 01:02:43,900
The footage.

1268
01:02:44,100 --> 01:02:45,340
The cameras were primed.

1269
01:02:45,560 --> 01:02:45,880
Like you know.

1270
01:02:47,000 --> 01:02:47,320
Sorry.

1271
01:02:47,500 --> 01:02:48,220
I'm wasting time.

1272
01:02:48,280 --> 01:02:48,340
Yeah.

1273
01:02:48,340 --> 01:02:49,540
I need to get back and drive.

1274
01:02:50,960 --> 01:02:52,500
The cameras were primed.

1275
01:02:53,380 --> 01:02:56,060
And that is another element to the.

1276
01:03:00,220 --> 01:03:00,720
You know.

1277
01:03:00,760 --> 01:03:02,100
You don't want to use a superlative.

1278
01:03:02,360 --> 01:03:04,060
Because it was an absolute tragedy.

1279
01:03:04,880 --> 01:03:05,320
And.

1280
01:03:05,860 --> 01:03:06,300
Disaster.

1281
01:03:07,440 --> 01:03:07,620
But.

1282
01:03:07,860 --> 01:03:08,860
Next stop.

1283
01:03:09,280 --> 01:03:09,880
Paragraph.

1284
01:03:09,880 --> 01:03:10,440
Administration.

1285
01:03:11,320 --> 01:03:13,060
In not the glorified sense.

1286
01:03:13,480 --> 01:03:15,500
Spectacular nature of the whole fucking event.

1287
01:03:15,600 --> 01:03:15,900
Was that.

1288
01:03:16,700 --> 01:03:18,860
They'd managed to beguile the world.

1289
01:03:19,380 --> 01:03:20,140
Into tuning in.

1290
01:03:20,260 --> 01:03:20,740
Turning on.

1291
01:03:20,820 --> 01:03:21,400
And dropping out.

1292
01:03:22,240 --> 01:03:22,900
Check this out.

1293
01:03:25,100 --> 01:03:26,540
Our ruling news.

1294
01:03:26,780 --> 01:03:27,340
Mindset.

1295
01:03:28,540 --> 01:03:28,840
Was.

1296
01:03:29,200 --> 01:03:29,680
Primed.

1297
01:03:29,840 --> 01:03:30,160
Tuned.

1298
01:03:30,260 --> 01:03:30,760
Plugged in.

1299
01:03:30,880 --> 01:03:31,580
And ready to go.

1300
01:03:31,660 --> 01:03:32,400
We fucking love it.

1301
01:03:32,440 --> 01:03:33,380
24 hours a day.

1302
01:03:33,480 --> 01:03:33,700
News.

1303
01:03:33,800 --> 01:03:33,980
News.

1304
01:03:34,080 --> 01:03:34,300
News.

1305
01:03:34,400 --> 01:03:34,880
Headlines.

1306
01:03:35,220 --> 01:03:35,960
I can't wait.

1307
01:03:36,020 --> 01:03:37,660
Same headlines as you've seen an hour ago.

1308
01:03:37,760 --> 01:03:38,580
But repackaged.

1309
01:03:38,760 --> 01:03:39,820
We've got a new shot here.

1310
01:03:39,880 --> 01:03:40,940
We've got a new line here.

1311
01:03:40,980 --> 01:03:41,500
A new word.

1312
01:03:42,120 --> 01:03:43,760
This correspondent has said a new thing.

1313
01:03:45,060 --> 01:03:46,060
We fucking love it.

1314
01:03:46,180 --> 01:03:47,060
You need to know this.

1315
01:03:47,260 --> 01:03:47,820
Otherwise you're.

1316
01:03:47,900 --> 01:03:48,420
You're screwed.

1317
01:03:48,840 --> 01:03:51,320
I think actually our obsession with the news is that we need to.

1318
01:03:51,900 --> 01:03:53,540
We need something more than ourselves.

1319
01:03:53,700 --> 01:03:55,220
Sometimes we need to get out of the fucking head.

1320
01:03:55,300 --> 01:03:56,760
Because we can be inside the heads too much.

1321
01:03:57,340 --> 01:03:58,420
And it'll drive you insane.

1322
01:03:58,560 --> 01:03:58,740
You know.

1323
01:04:00,580 --> 01:04:01,620
But that day.

1324
01:04:01,860 --> 01:04:02,920
We were all churned in.

1325
01:04:03,960 --> 01:04:04,860
Ready to see.

1326
01:04:05,600 --> 01:04:06,720
What they laid out for us.

1327
01:04:08,620 --> 01:04:10,160
The poor souls.

1328
01:04:10,160 --> 01:04:12,260
in that building had been told to

1329
01:04:12,260 --> 01:04:13,080
state their desks.

1330
01:04:14,120 --> 01:04:16,580
Because it wasn't their building that was on fire.

1331
01:04:16,680 --> 01:04:17,200
It was the other one.

1332
01:04:17,920 --> 01:04:20,480
State your desks, everybody. Everything's gonna be fine.

1333
01:04:21,000 --> 01:04:22,200
Go back to work.

1334
01:04:24,760 --> 01:04:26,000
But it fucking wasn't.

1335
01:04:28,000 --> 01:04:29,840
And that second plane now,

1336
01:04:31,480 --> 01:04:32,460
it came in

1337
01:04:32,460 --> 01:04:33,820
at a faster speed, it looked like.

1338
01:04:35,420 --> 01:04:36,120
And it

1339
01:04:36,120 --> 01:04:38,240
shirked in like a big

1340
01:04:38,240 --> 01:04:39,860
metal fucking goose.

1341
01:04:39,860 --> 01:04:43,160
And the explosion was

1342
01:04:43,160 --> 01:04:47,140
was hellish in nature.

1343
01:04:49,300 --> 01:04:50,660
How are you getting on two tickets?

1344
01:04:50,880 --> 01:04:53,480
I'm just explaining 9-11 to the rest of the bus.

1345
01:04:53,700 --> 01:04:54,340
Welcome to the bus.

1346
01:05:01,680 --> 01:05:04,240
Well, I hope she wasn't a banker.

1347
01:05:04,760 --> 01:05:06,540
On that day, up in

1348
01:05:06,540 --> 01:05:09,120
Morgan Stanley or Bear Stearns, they had about

1349
01:05:09,120 --> 01:05:10,520
15 or 16 floors.

1350
01:05:13,920 --> 01:05:14,400
And, uh...

1351
01:05:16,140 --> 01:05:18,140
Next stop, Oil Harbor.

1352
01:05:18,560 --> 01:05:19,340
Oil Harbor, here we go.

1353
01:05:21,660 --> 01:05:22,880
It came in so fast,

1354
01:05:22,960 --> 01:05:26,540
I doubt anybody heard it, but they might have seen it coming, you know.

1355
01:05:27,180 --> 01:05:30,260
But even then, would you have assumed that it was going to smash into you?

1356
01:05:30,880 --> 01:05:33,160
The people who had the vantage point in the south building.

1357
01:05:34,360 --> 01:05:39,900
Many of them maybe didn't actually see the first plane or know it was a plane that exploded in the other building.

1358
01:05:40,360 --> 01:05:41,480
They might have only heard

1359
01:05:41,480 --> 01:05:43,660
that it was an explosion,

1360
01:05:43,880 --> 01:05:44,540
and that's that.

1361
01:05:44,760 --> 01:05:45,100
And that's that.

1362
01:05:45,100 --> 01:05:50,200
Still, I would have liked... I maybe would have got the hell out of there.

1363
01:05:50,340 --> 01:05:51,000
You never know.

1364
01:05:52,340 --> 01:05:53,040
You never know.

1365
01:05:54,100 --> 01:05:56,780
The sight and sound and everything might have actually kept you.

1366
01:05:56,780 --> 01:05:58,820
You might have been gawping and looking and just going,

1367
01:05:59,620 --> 01:06:01,640
Well, I'm going to stay and watch and see what happens here.

1368
01:06:03,080 --> 01:06:03,960
You never know.

1369
01:06:05,100 --> 01:06:05,560
That's that.

1370
01:06:06,200 --> 01:06:07,320
How are you getting on there?

1371
01:06:09,220 --> 01:06:10,820
She's with an impressive and mighty fleet.

1372
01:06:10,860 --> 01:06:11,380
Look at this one.

1373
01:06:11,500 --> 01:06:12,400
She doesn't even look.

1374
01:06:13,360 --> 01:06:14,700
Doesn't even look where she's going.

1375
01:06:14,780 --> 01:06:15,980
Straight out in front of the bus.

1376
01:06:16,960 --> 01:06:17,660
And I've killed...

1377
01:06:17,660 --> 01:06:18,880
I've killed a few people now.

1378
01:06:20,280 --> 01:06:21,120
I've killed people.

1379
01:06:21,880 --> 01:06:22,760
Because they haven't...

1380
01:06:22,760 --> 01:06:24,220
They haven't looked where they're going.

1381
01:06:25,860 --> 01:06:27,120
And that's on my conscience.

1382
01:06:28,580 --> 01:06:31,520
That's something I'm going to have to live with now for the rest of my life, you know.

1383
01:06:31,520 --> 01:06:36,380
Frankie Shkones, how are you?

1384
01:06:37,540 --> 01:06:40,280
I hope you're well, Frankie Shkones.

1385
01:06:41,240 --> 01:06:43,620
And that everything is ticking along nicely for you.

1386
01:06:45,300 --> 01:06:48,140
And it's Sunday... lovely Sunday evening that we've got going on here.

1387
01:06:51,200 --> 01:06:54,580
Genghis Khan killed 40 million people, says Max Darwin.

1388
01:06:56,720 --> 01:06:59,080
That's on a level of beyond comprehension to me.

1389
01:06:59,140 --> 01:07:00,220
Brian Morrissey, how are you?

1390
01:07:00,880 --> 01:07:01,220
That's mine.

1391
01:07:01,280 --> 01:07:02,780
Thank you very much, Brian Morrissey.

1392
01:07:02,780 --> 01:07:04,960
Next stop, Oil Harbor.

1393
01:07:05,540 --> 01:07:05,980
North.

1394
01:07:08,800 --> 01:07:11,880
But the paradigm shift wasn't such that now...

1395
01:07:12,400 --> 01:07:16,020
Air travel has changed immensely.

1396
01:07:16,020 --> 01:07:17,020
I don't have a business donate.

1397
01:07:18,780 --> 01:07:19,820
Evil fish 89.

1398
01:07:19,960 --> 01:07:20,660
Thank you very much.

1399
01:07:21,880 --> 01:07:22,280
That's mine.

1400
01:07:22,420 --> 01:07:23,260
Evil fish 89.

1401
01:07:23,920 --> 01:07:24,900
How are you getting on, sing?

1402
01:07:28,900 --> 01:07:29,620
The regular.

1403
01:07:29,620 --> 01:07:30,800
And now what?

1404
01:07:31,640 --> 01:07:31,800
But...

1405
01:07:31,800 --> 01:07:35,500
Thanks be to God now.

1406
01:07:35,560 --> 01:07:38,520
There's been no Al-Qaeda shenanigans for a while.

1407
01:07:39,800 --> 01:07:40,120
Anonymous.

1408
01:07:40,280 --> 01:07:40,620
Thank you.

1409
01:07:40,620 --> 01:07:41,360
You don't have a business donate.

1410
01:07:41,360 --> 01:07:41,740
Yeah.

1411
01:07:43,120 --> 01:07:44,100
Staying clear.

1412
01:07:44,480 --> 01:07:45,260
The doors are closing.

1413
01:07:47,140 --> 01:07:47,680
It's been...

1414
01:07:47,680 --> 01:07:48,380
Staying clear.

1415
01:07:48,680 --> 01:07:49,560
The doors are closing.

1416
01:07:49,560 --> 01:07:51,120
At the time, so...

1417
01:07:51,120 --> 01:07:53,340
He was just one of the, the big names in America.

1418
01:07:53,500 --> 01:07:53,980
Jim Reeves.

1419
01:07:54,180 --> 01:07:54,680
Jim Reeves.

1420
01:07:54,680 --> 01:07:55,240
So...

1421
01:07:55,240 --> 01:07:58,660
Jim Reeves.

1422
01:07:58,660 --> 01:08:00,640
...the first of July, 1964.

1423
01:08:02,480 --> 01:08:05,620
Well, I had played golf with him, uh...

1424
01:08:05,620 --> 01:08:06,880
Two weeks in a row.

1425
01:08:07,140 --> 01:08:08,700
But, uh, it makes you wonder...

1426
01:08:08,700 --> 01:08:11,820
What is next on the agenda, because...

1427
01:08:11,820 --> 01:08:18,240
...I don't, uh, believe, now...

1428
01:08:18,240 --> 01:08:19,240
That...

1429
01:08:19,240 --> 01:08:21,240
That he alluded...

1430
01:08:21,960 --> 01:08:23,240
We've managed to stop...

1431
01:08:23,240 --> 01:08:24,240
Or quill...

1432
01:08:24,240 --> 01:08:26,240
...any of the discord...

1433
01:08:27,020 --> 01:08:28,120
...globally.

1434
01:08:28,540 --> 01:08:29,240
Between...

1435
01:08:29,240 --> 01:08:31,580
...these major...

1436
01:08:31,580 --> 01:08:32,440
These parts of the world.

1437
01:08:32,660 --> 01:08:35,160
You know, the West, and the East, or whatever you want to call it.

1438
01:08:35,540 --> 01:08:36,920
I love the day of...

1439
01:08:36,920 --> 01:08:37,260
And...

1440
01:08:37,260 --> 01:08:38,300
...two days of golfing.

1441
01:08:39,360 --> 01:08:39,960
And, uh...

1442
01:08:39,960 --> 01:08:40,680
Technology...

1443
01:08:40,680 --> 01:08:41,680
...when the news...

1444
01:08:41,680 --> 01:08:43,180
...can...

1445
01:08:43,180 --> 01:08:45,200
...he changed your dreams to me.

1446
01:08:45,200 --> 01:08:48,060
Because my grandmother was in a nursing home.

1447
01:08:48,060 --> 01:08:49,680
When it's invented, we don't realize...

1448
01:08:49,680 --> 01:08:53,520
...how technology will be used against us.

1449
01:08:53,800 --> 01:08:55,320
I called him and told him that...

1450
01:08:55,320 --> 01:08:56,680
You know, we didn't say...

1451
01:08:56,680 --> 01:08:58,680
...when we invented the planes...

1452
01:08:58,680 --> 01:09:02,960
...well, sure, these are only going to be used by lads crashing into buildings, you know.

1453
01:09:02,960 --> 01:09:03,960
And, uh...

1454
01:09:04,560 --> 01:09:05,140
But, uh...

1455
01:09:05,140 --> 01:09:06,840
...the technology that we do invent...

1456
01:09:06,840 --> 01:09:08,840
...you can bet your bottom dollar...

1457
01:09:08,840 --> 01:09:09,840
...it will be...

1458
01:09:09,840 --> 01:09:11,560
...used against...

1459
01:09:11,560 --> 01:09:12,680
...thunderstorms...

1460
01:09:12,680 --> 01:09:14,300
...in one format or another.

1461
01:09:15,040 --> 01:09:16,480
And, uh...

1462
01:09:16,480 --> 01:09:21,260
...it doesn't stop at the egregious example of planes smashing into feckin' buildings.

1463
01:09:24,260 --> 01:09:24,940
There, uh...

1464
01:09:24,940 --> 01:09:25,360
That...

1465
01:09:25,360 --> 01:09:26,060
...that kinda...

1466
01:09:26,060 --> 01:09:28,020
...that kinda feckin' imagery...

1467
01:09:28,020 --> 01:09:30,860
...will only seek to defuse many of the lesser and...

1468
01:09:30,860 --> 01:09:31,740
...and probably...

1469
01:09:31,740 --> 01:09:32,740
...uh...

1470
01:09:32,740 --> 01:09:34,340
...more all-encompassing...

1471
01:09:34,340 --> 01:09:37,200
...methods of control which are goin' on...

1472
01:09:37,200 --> 01:09:38,620
...Facebook, Google...

1473
01:09:38,620 --> 01:09:41,060
...the NSA, Eddie Snowden...

1474
01:09:41,060 --> 01:09:43,260
...he uncovered all of it.

1475
01:09:43,260 --> 01:09:45,080
...you're being watched...

1476
01:09:45,080 --> 01:09:46,300
...you're being tapped...

1477
01:09:46,300 --> 01:09:47,420
...and you're...

1478
01:09:47,420 --> 01:09:49,700
...you're being taken for a feckin' ride, that's for sure.

1479
01:09:49,700 --> 01:09:50,580
We're all being watched.

1480
01:09:50,580 --> 01:09:52,640
All your phone calls are being watched.

1481
01:09:52,640 --> 01:09:53,840
Oh yeah, man.

1482
01:09:53,840 --> 01:09:59,300
What an absolute joke it is they're tellin' us that they're telling end-to-end peer encryption...

1483
01:09:59,300 --> 01:10:01,300
...on your WhatsApps.

1484
01:10:01,300 --> 01:10:03,900
...they're no more encrypted than...

1485
01:10:03,900 --> 01:10:03,900
...than...

1486
01:10:03,900 --> 01:10:07,020
...my feckin' box of fags.

1487
01:10:07,020 --> 01:10:08,620
...which is open...

1488
01:10:08,620 --> 01:10:09,620
...all day, every day.

1489
01:10:09,620 --> 01:10:10,620
...ready for access.

1490
01:10:10,620 --> 01:10:11,620
...ready for access.

1491
01:10:11,620 --> 01:10:12,620
...you know.

1492
01:10:12,620 --> 01:10:16,340
...you're being watched so you need to fuckin' watch them.

1493
01:10:16,340 --> 01:10:18,940
...we hit a pothole too fast.

1494
01:10:18,940 --> 01:10:20,940
...15 grand.

1495
01:10:20,940 --> 01:10:21,940
...we've...

1496
01:10:21,940 --> 01:10:22,940
...we've...

1497
01:10:22,940 --> 01:10:23,940
...we've...

1498
01:10:23,940 --> 01:10:25,940
...two fair dodges we missed out.

1499
01:10:25,940 --> 01:10:28,940
...one late arrival at the bus stop.

1500
01:10:28,940 --> 01:10:30,940
...one passenger left behind.

1501
01:10:30,940 --> 01:10:31,940
...insane.

1502
01:10:31,940 --> 01:10:33,940
...insane numbers.

1503
01:10:33,940 --> 01:10:36,940
...and have we completed our map?

1504
01:10:36,940 --> 01:10:37,940
...we have...

1505
01:10:37,940 --> 01:10:38,940
...we've only need to...

1506
01:10:38,940 --> 01:10:40,940
...we only need to make these...

1507
01:10:40,940 --> 01:10:42,940
...bus stops go to level three now.

1508
01:10:42,940 --> 01:10:43,940
...I don't know...

1509
01:10:43,940 --> 01:10:44,940
...I don't know...

1510
01:10:44,940 --> 01:10:45,940
...I don't know...

1511
01:10:45,940 --> 01:10:46,940
...how to do that.

1512
01:10:46,940 --> 01:10:50,540
...they say make the highlighted bus stops...

1513
01:10:50,540 --> 01:10:51,540
...level three.

1514
01:10:51,540 --> 01:10:53,540
...these fellas here.

1515
01:10:53,540 --> 01:10:55,540
...Dr. Julius Matscher Street.

1516
01:10:55,540 --> 01:10:57,540
...Ambergaten.

1517
01:10:57,540 --> 01:10:59,540
...Groise Alley.

1518
01:10:59,540 --> 01:11:00,540
...must be the French...

1519
01:11:00,540 --> 01:11:01,540
...French...

1520
01:11:01,540 --> 01:11:02,540
...sector or something.

1521
01:11:06,540 --> 01:11:07,140
...we're...

1522
01:11:07,140 --> 01:11:08,540
...we're gonna have to make a new route.

1523
01:11:08,540 --> 01:11:11,540
...we put these babies on...

1524
01:11:11,540 --> 01:11:12,540
...on a little route.

1525
01:11:12,540 --> 01:11:15,540
...roadmap to peace.

1526
01:11:15,540 --> 01:11:18,140
...in the middle east.

1527
01:11:18,140 --> 01:11:20,140
...in the middle east.

1528
01:11:20,140 --> 01:11:21,140
...roadmap to peace.

1529
01:11:21,140 --> 01:11:21,140
...

1530
01:11:21,140 --> 01:11:23,140
...Camp David.

1531
01:11:23,140 --> 01:11:23,140
...

1532
01:11:23,140 --> 01:11:25,140
...Camp David.

1533
01:11:25,140 --> 01:11:26,740
...what ever happened to Camp David?

1534
01:11:26,740 --> 01:11:28,740
...is he still knocking around?

1535
01:11:32,740 --> 01:11:33,740
...

1536
01:11:33,740 --> 01:11:34,740
...did he come out of the closet?

1537
01:11:34,740 --> 01:11:34,740
...

1538
01:11:34,740 --> 01:11:35,340
...but...

1539
01:11:35,340 --> 01:11:36,340
...not we're okay.

1540
01:11:36,340 --> 01:11:37,340
...we can save that.

1541
01:11:37,340 --> 01:11:38,340
...

1542
01:11:38,340 --> 01:11:40,340
...maybe that'll make...

1543
01:11:40,340 --> 01:11:41,340
...make these babies...

1544
01:11:41,340 --> 01:11:42,340
...eh...

1545
01:11:42,340 --> 01:11:44,340
...level up to level three.

1546
01:11:44,340 --> 01:11:45,340
...I'm not sure.

1547
01:11:45,340 --> 01:11:45,940
...I'm not sure.

1548
01:11:45,940 --> 01:11:46,940
...I'm not sure.

1549
01:11:46,940 --> 01:11:47,940
...I'm not sure.

1550
01:11:47,940 --> 01:11:48,540
...I'm not sure.

1551
01:11:48,540 --> 01:11:49,540
...I'm not sure.

1552
01:11:49,540 --> 01:11:50,140
...I'm not sure.

1553
01:11:50,140 --> 01:11:51,140
...I'm not sure.

1554
01:11:51,140 --> 01:11:52,140
...I'm not sure.

1555
01:11:52,140 --> 01:11:52,740
...I'm not sure.

1556
01:11:52,740 --> 01:12:15,060
There's a national holiday today, more people than usual will take the bus. Well, we won't cry over spilt milk. Because every customer is going to be a pain customer. Unless they're scab. Unless they're fair dodging. In which case we can take the bullock by the horns.

1557
01:12:17,420 --> 01:12:38,100
I be taking the bull by the neck. And this little journey is not going to be a... I'm not going to be letting people down willy nilly. We're going to take the bull by the bollocks on this one. That's a warning to everybody.

1558
01:12:42,100 --> 01:12:54,020
I'm not going to be away. No, from chimneys. Sweet Beast Milk. Thank you very much. European customer. As is Frankie Schoonz and Brian Morrissey and Evil Fish 89.

1559
01:12:58,660 --> 01:13:02,140
Thank you very much for that. It's a kind situation.

1560
01:13:05,100 --> 01:13:16,500
Merci Aileen. Thank you very much, Merci Aileen. That's mine. Thank you very much, Merci. You're putting the shine on my shoes, Merci.

1561
01:13:19,700 --> 01:13:21,960
You're putting the shine back in my shoe.

1562
01:13:27,100 --> 01:13:39,900
Stephen Berlomingham. Thank you very much Stephen. Like just like Mercy you're putting a shine in my shoes.

1563
01:13:39,900 --> 01:13:44,900
*Crickets*

1564
01:13:44,900 --> 01:14:14,580
*Crickets* The people are doing 11 hours jobs and who have the moralising, pontificating who say "oh we need to cut it back to the Northern Ireland system" and they don't have the moral right to stand and stand for the people of this country. And it's you Pat Kenny who will get £600,000 a year for doing 11 hours a week and you have the dignity to speak about people on the social welfare, on disability.

1565
01:14:14,580 --> 01:14:18,960
And then you pontificate against ministers and their corrupt system.

1566
01:14:19,340 --> 01:14:25,420
Your RTE and the Elite 20 top players do not deserve the money they get.

1567
01:14:25,640 --> 01:14:29,040
And you need to be confronted for your moralizing and your hypocrisy.

1568
01:14:29,480 --> 01:14:34,300
600,000 and at the boom time you're wearing 900,000, Pat.

1569
01:14:34,620 --> 01:14:39,080
900,000 pounds for RTE, not ABC Nightline.

1570
01:14:42,140 --> 01:14:43,620
I ain't sorry, hold that now.

1571
01:14:43,740 --> 01:14:45,680
I had a lack of indigestion.

1572
01:14:51,060 --> 01:14:52,680
Now, you get on the road.

1573
01:14:53,720 --> 01:14:54,440
Onwards and upwards.

1574
01:14:55,540 --> 01:14:56,340
Isn't that what they say?

1575
01:14:56,680 --> 01:14:57,320
Isn't that it?

1576
01:14:59,000 --> 01:15:01,880
We're going into snail's pace today because we don't want to kill anyone.

1577
01:15:11,880 --> 01:15:12,780
How are you doing?

1578
01:15:12,900 --> 01:15:16,440
You've got a weathered face.

1579
01:15:16,660 --> 01:15:17,640
And I can't.

1580
01:15:17,840 --> 01:15:20,520
Your face has seen seven seasons in one day.

1581
01:15:21,520 --> 01:15:22,420
I'm only messing.

1582
01:15:22,420 --> 01:15:22,440
I'm only messing.

1583
01:15:23,480 --> 01:15:24,820
You're a handsome bastard.

1584
01:15:26,140 --> 01:15:26,960
I'm only messing.

1585
01:15:27,340 --> 01:15:27,840
No, I am.

1586
01:15:27,840 --> 01:15:28,960
I am not about the handsome.

1587
01:15:29,900 --> 01:15:31,480
I'll stop complimenting you now.

1588
01:15:32,220 --> 01:15:37,160
I was just trying to save myself from saying you had a withered face.

1589
01:15:37,160 --> 01:15:40,260
But I don't want you to get the wrong impression of me either.

1590
01:15:40,260 --> 01:15:41,820
I don't think you're beautiful.

1591
01:15:43,220 --> 01:15:45,120
Anyway, would you like a ticket to the bus?

1592
01:15:45,200 --> 01:15:45,840
You can have a ticket.

1593
01:15:45,840 --> 01:15:46,460
I don't want you to get the wrong impression of me.

1594
01:15:46,460 --> 01:15:46,460
I don't want you to get the wrong impression of me.

1595
01:15:46,460 --> 01:15:46,460
I don't want you to get the wrong impression of me.

1596
01:15:46,460 --> 01:15:46,460
I don't want you to get the wrong impression of me.

1597
01:15:46,460 --> 01:15:46,460
I don't want you to get the wrong impression of me.

1598
01:15:46,460 --> 01:15:47,460
I don't want you to get the wrong impression of me.

1599
01:15:47,460 --> 01:15:48,460
I don't want you to get the wrong impression of me.

1600
01:15:48,460 --> 01:15:49,080
I don't want you to get the wrong impression of me.

1601
01:15:49,080 --> 01:15:51,080
I don't want you to get the wrong impression of me.

1602
01:15:51,080 --> 01:15:53,080
I don't want you to get the wrong impression of me.

1603
01:15:53,080 --> 01:15:54,080
I don't want you to get the wrong impression of me.

1604
01:15:54,080 --> 01:15:55,080
I don't want you to get the wrong impression of me.

1605
01:15:55,080 --> 01:15:56,080
I don't want you to get the wrong impression of me.

1606
01:15:56,080 --> 01:15:57,080
I don't want you to get the wrong impression of me.

1607
01:15:57,080 --> 01:15:58,080
I don't want you to get the wrong impression of me.

1608
01:15:58,080 --> 01:15:59,080
I don't want you to get the wrong impression of me.

1609
01:15:59,080 --> 01:16:00,080
I don't want you to get the wrong impression of me.

1610
01:16:00,080 --> 01:16:01,080
I don't want you to get the wrong impression of me.

1611
01:16:01,080 --> 01:16:02,080
I don't want you to get the wrong impression of me.

1612
01:16:02,080 --> 01:16:03,080
I don't want you to get the wrong impression of me.

1613
01:16:03,080 --> 01:16:05,080
I don't want you to get the wrong impression of me.

1614
01:16:05,080 --> 01:16:19,320
ironed. 56 euro please. It's a lot of money but he'll get you a lot of trips. You'll be

1615
01:16:19,320 --> 01:16:27,260
tripping balls. How are you? You look a bit pale. You look a bit green about the gills.

1616
01:16:28,000 --> 01:16:33,660
I'm not talking about your green top. I'm talking about your face. Margaret Gallagher

1617
01:16:33,660 --> 01:17:03,580
was asking for you. She's asking about whether or not you want to go to Sligo. Now, no, no, no, no, no. Let's turn that off just in case. We don't want to. He was talking about tragedy there. It's an awful shame when somebody talks about tragedy. Unless, of course, you are the Swedish power pop group ABBA who can talk about tragedy all night long because that

1618
01:17:03,580 --> 01:17:26,220
tune is fantastic. How are you getting that? If we can get that playing. Actually, it was the Bee Gees. Actually, it wasn't the Bee Gees. It was Shteps. I beg your pardon. The fucking lyrical genius of H from Shteps.

1619
01:17:26,580 --> 01:17:32,920
Or a tragedy. How are you getting that? An absolute disco classic from 1998.

1620
01:17:32,920 --> 01:17:33,360
Oh.

1621
01:17:33,360 --> 01:17:37,720
Oh.

1622
01:17:37,720 --> 01:17:43,720
No!

1623
01:17:43,720 --> 01:17:45,720
No!

1624
01:17:45,720 --> 01:17:47,720
No!

1625
01:17:47,720 --> 01:17:56,880
No!

1626
01:17:56,880 --> 01:18:14,300
I'm on a bus.

1627
01:18:16,300 --> 01:18:17,200
How are you getting that?

1628
01:18:19,320 --> 01:18:20,680
There we go. There we go.

1629
01:18:21,940 --> 01:18:25,760
Close the doors, hit the gas, and off we go.

1630
01:18:25,760 --> 01:18:33,520
Come on, we're going home. I'm driving all these people home.

1631
01:18:33,940 --> 01:18:37,340
They can't believe it. They're on the phone.

1632
01:18:37,900 --> 01:18:43,020
Fishing into music really loud. Really loud.

1633
01:18:46,020 --> 01:18:51,020
Turn it out. The music you are lifting through is fucking loud.

1634
01:18:51,660 --> 01:18:55,220
It's really doing all our heads in one set view.

1635
01:18:55,220 --> 01:18:59,420
To turn down the volume. It's really loud.

1636
01:19:00,940 --> 01:19:01,900
Thank you.

1637
01:19:02,860 --> 01:19:03,760
Take it please.

1638
01:19:04,940 --> 01:19:06,460
I'm on my knees.

1639
01:19:07,640 --> 01:19:09,460
And they're trying to scamp me.

1640
01:19:10,280 --> 01:19:10,660
Take it.

1641
01:19:11,300 --> 01:19:13,100
Let me check that.

1642
01:19:13,360 --> 01:19:15,560
You've got the quick fare.

1643
01:19:16,400 --> 01:19:18,400
You're going nowhere.

1644
01:19:23,080 --> 01:19:26,260
Now, we were having a little bit of fun there with the tragedy.

1645
01:19:26,840 --> 01:19:34,420
And isn't it an awful tragedy now that this bucking on the phone didn't think to part ways with one euro 80?

1646
01:19:35,800 --> 01:19:37,160
You're a scumbag, sir.

1647
01:19:37,600 --> 01:19:38,960
I already showed you my ticket.

1648
01:19:38,960 --> 01:19:39,860
Here's the ticket.

1649
01:19:39,860 --> 01:19:40,240
No problem.

1650
01:19:40,240 --> 01:19:40,900
Where is it?

1651
01:19:41,000 --> 01:19:42,160
Hold on.

1652
01:19:42,340 --> 01:19:42,960
How often?

1653
01:19:42,960 --> 01:19:43,280
Sure.

1654
01:19:43,760 --> 01:19:47,360
This guy complaining about me asking him to show the ticket.

1655
01:19:47,360 --> 01:19:47,640
Of course.

1656
01:19:47,640 --> 01:19:47,640
Of course.

1657
01:19:47,640 --> 01:19:48,080
Here you go.

1658
01:19:48,080 --> 01:19:48,360
What?

1659
01:19:49,280 --> 01:19:50,260
Oh, here you go.

1660
01:19:50,940 --> 01:19:51,620
Great stuff.

1661
01:19:54,200 --> 01:19:54,900
Great stuff.

1662
01:19:59,520 --> 01:20:00,820
Now, we'll move.

1663
01:20:03,380 --> 01:20:04,440
Movers or losers.

1664
01:20:04,440 --> 01:20:34,420
Oh, here you go.

1665
01:20:34,420 --> 01:20:37,060
I don't think now the...

1666
01:20:37,060 --> 01:20:38,580
About three years after that.

1667
01:20:38,580 --> 01:20:42,520
That global terror is gone forever.

1668
01:20:44,520 --> 01:20:46,820
And we've yet to see the worse.

1669
01:20:47,860 --> 01:20:49,580
We've yet to see worse than 9-11.

1670
01:20:50,840 --> 01:20:56,200
And as a spectacle, that was something.

1671
01:20:56,860 --> 01:21:02,800
But probably much worse will be the construction of a dirty bomb by terrorists.

1672
01:21:03,340 --> 01:21:06,940
Because science and technology, as I said, it's moving at a pace.

1673
01:21:07,120 --> 01:21:08,440
We have no control over it.

1674
01:21:08,700 --> 01:21:11,340
And the technology will always be used against us as well.

1675
01:21:12,160 --> 01:21:13,360
They invented the planes.

1676
01:21:13,920 --> 01:21:17,020
They didn't think there'd be lads taking the planes and throwing them into buildings.

1677
01:21:17,260 --> 01:21:18,140
Danny boy, of course.

1678
01:21:18,620 --> 01:21:18,980
Thanks.

1679
01:21:20,420 --> 01:21:21,800
Passenger planes, like, you know.

1680
01:21:22,120 --> 01:21:28,340
When they invented passenger trains, they didn't think that they'd be used to ferry off people to concentration camps.

1681
01:21:28,340 --> 01:21:40,440
You know, everything that we take for granted and we use as a normal bit of technology could and will and probably will actually be used against us in due course.

1682
01:21:41,340 --> 01:21:44,760
But you can rest assured if you are living in Ireland.

1683
01:21:45,680 --> 01:21:48,460
And this is one of the saving fucking graces of this place.

1684
01:21:48,660 --> 01:21:48,880
Really?

1685
01:21:49,360 --> 01:21:49,880
How are you?

1686
01:21:50,160 --> 01:21:50,320
Yeah.

1687
01:21:50,960 --> 01:21:52,620
And he had a record.

1688
01:21:52,620 --> 01:21:55,640
As if we keep out of the bad business, you know.

1689
01:21:56,360 --> 01:22:05,820
And we just focus on getting by and minding our own business and having a care and compassion for our fellow men.

1690
01:22:06,560 --> 01:22:21,280
You know, I hope to God now I'm right in saying that the kind of atrocities that we've seen around the globe will not be visited upon our shores.

1691
01:22:23,320 --> 01:22:26,020
We're in a safe place, a safe environment.

1692
01:22:28,020 --> 01:22:36,320
I was saying that to Johnny, but he does actually think that there is an ongoing terror plot to destroy Bohola.

1693
01:22:37,460 --> 01:22:40,880
And I told him that he's actually paranoid.

1694
01:22:41,480 --> 01:22:42,540
But he says it's true.

1695
01:22:42,540 --> 01:22:44,280
East Texas is really where I grew up.

1696
01:22:45,900 --> 01:22:48,520
And so something is going to happen one of the days.

1697
01:22:48,680 --> 01:22:49,320
That's all he said.

1698
01:22:49,420 --> 01:22:49,700
He never.

1699
01:22:49,880 --> 01:22:51,500
I said, can you elaborate, Johnny?

1700
01:22:52,220 --> 01:22:53,680
Can you elaborate on that?

1701
01:22:54,860 --> 01:22:55,420
Suggestions.

1702
01:22:55,900 --> 01:22:57,980
Bohola is going to be flattened.

1703
01:22:58,640 --> 01:23:02,500
He said, who's to say Bohola is going to be flattened?

1704
01:23:03,880 --> 01:23:05,240
He says, all I'm saying is.

1705
01:23:05,680 --> 01:23:07,100
This afternoon, it goes.

1706
01:23:07,480 --> 01:23:08,020
They know.

1707
01:23:08,160 --> 01:23:10,700
They know that it's the jewel in the Mayo crown.

1708
01:23:10,960 --> 01:23:14,080
And it's a jewel in the Mayo.

1709
01:23:15,620 --> 01:23:16,620
It's like a diamond.

1710
01:23:17,560 --> 01:23:18,920
Some people in the coast.

1711
01:23:20,140 --> 01:23:21,940
And the evil terror operations.

1712
01:23:22,700 --> 01:23:25,220
Next thing you know, we almost thought we were just.

1713
01:23:25,220 --> 01:23:26,080
We have that in our sights.

1714
01:23:26,080 --> 01:23:27,520
People in our life and Cairon.

1715
01:23:28,300 --> 01:23:30,040
And it's just.

1716
01:23:30,480 --> 01:23:31,680
So I don't know about that.

1717
01:23:31,820 --> 01:23:32,980
It's a nice place to be.

1718
01:23:33,080 --> 01:23:34,860
I think twice about going for a pint and something.

1719
01:23:35,000 --> 01:23:35,820
All the way in anyway.

1720
01:23:35,880 --> 01:23:38,860
To stand up on the middle of the floor and make an announcement.

1721
01:23:39,040 --> 01:23:42,980
You know, to say that we have those distinguished guests among them.

1722
01:23:43,080 --> 01:23:44,500
And they all remember Jim Reeves.

1723
01:23:44,600 --> 01:23:46,800
So hello to everyone out in the Gills pub.

1724
01:23:46,800 --> 01:23:47,540
David Cassidy.

1725
01:23:47,700 --> 01:23:48,720
Are you going to the collection?

1726
01:23:48,920 --> 01:23:49,800
Or you said, no, I'm not.

1727
01:23:49,860 --> 01:23:51,260
I'm not.

1728
01:23:51,260 --> 01:23:52,260
They've also seen CDs.

1729
01:23:52,440 --> 01:23:54,540
So everyone's happy in Ballyhornes tonight.

1730
01:23:54,540 --> 01:23:56,280
They have a great photograph of John Wayne up there.

1731
01:23:56,280 --> 01:23:56,900
Ballyhornes.

1732
01:23:56,900 --> 01:23:58,380
They're at the back of the bar there somewhere, I think.

1733
01:23:58,560 --> 01:23:59,500
I remember seeing that there.

1734
01:23:59,500 --> 01:24:02,800
They do have a great photograph of John Wayne back at the bar in Ballyhornes.

1735
01:24:02,880 --> 01:24:03,500
All the folks out there.

1736
01:24:03,840 --> 01:24:05,700
I know this because I took that photograph.

1737
01:24:05,940 --> 01:24:07,620
We haven't time to do all the pubs, you know.

1738
01:24:07,860 --> 01:24:08,980
But maybe another day.

1739
01:24:08,980 --> 01:24:11,380
When I was on the 12 pubs of Christmas there with John Wayne.

1740
01:24:11,380 --> 01:24:12,900
I had one thing about it, though.

1741
01:24:14,020 --> 01:24:16,780
60, 50, going back 50, 60 years ago now.

1742
01:24:17,980 --> 01:24:21,240
Myself and John Wayne were in Los Angeles, the City of Angels.

1743
01:24:22,240 --> 01:24:30,960
And I was saying, John, the movie will always be there.

1744
01:24:31,960 --> 01:24:32,760
But the pints won't.

1745
01:24:32,760 --> 01:24:33,420
He's doing a great job.

1746
01:24:33,700 --> 01:24:36,520
So he came on the pints in June.

1747
01:24:37,020 --> 01:24:37,780
He did the 12 pints.

1748
01:24:37,980 --> 01:24:40,880
The 12 pubs of Christmas in June because he was going to be locked up.

1749
01:24:41,400 --> 01:24:42,920
He had a busy schedule, you think.

1750
01:24:43,020 --> 01:24:45,180
I had a theater in Branson for five years.

1751
01:24:45,220 --> 01:24:46,860
And I took a photograph of him.

1752
01:24:47,540 --> 01:24:50,300
I said, I'm going to bring this back to Ballyhornes now and stick it behind the bar.

1753
01:24:50,300 --> 01:24:51,040
And I didn't miss one.

1754
01:24:51,920 --> 01:24:53,040
He said, that's fine, Tommy.

1755
01:24:53,700 --> 01:24:54,520
Take it away.

1756
01:24:54,580 --> 01:24:58,900
He said he'd come and visit me.

1757
01:24:58,900 --> 01:24:59,420
Oh, yeah.

1758
01:25:00,480 --> 01:25:01,300
He never did.

1759
01:25:01,380 --> 01:25:03,620
Even when he was in the fucking country, he never visited me.

1760
01:25:04,220 --> 01:25:05,640
We spent five years there.

1761
01:25:06,640 --> 01:25:08,740
I went down to see him filming.

1762
01:25:08,960 --> 01:25:19,180
He was on the show himself for one of his Hollywood movies.

1763
01:25:19,360 --> 01:25:20,320
We were filming over here.

1764
01:25:21,860 --> 01:25:22,420
Famous one.

1765
01:25:22,420 --> 01:25:23,800
In Minnesota, you need to meet.

1766
01:25:23,800 --> 01:25:25,780
And I went up.

1767
01:25:25,860 --> 01:25:27,400
I said, John, remember me?

1768
01:25:27,480 --> 01:25:27,880
It's Tommy.

1769
01:25:28,120 --> 01:25:30,480
Remember we were on the pace there a few years back in Hollywood.

1770
01:25:31,160 --> 01:25:35,060
And he just looked at me and he said, who is this guy?

1771
01:25:36,180 --> 01:25:36,500
Secure.

1772
01:25:37,700 --> 01:25:41,640
And his security just came and fucking strangled me.

1773
01:25:41,880 --> 01:25:42,560
He took me away.

1774
01:25:42,840 --> 01:25:43,720
I was being strangled.

1775
01:25:45,560 --> 01:25:47,980
You always said you go for pints with me, John.

1776
01:25:49,100 --> 01:25:50,940
You said you go for pints with me.

1777
01:25:50,940 --> 01:25:52,400
I'm on every Thursday.

1778
01:25:53,900 --> 01:25:56,560
And he was waved by lie as I was being carried away.

1779
01:25:56,820 --> 01:25:58,960
So that soured the man for me.

1780
01:25:59,040 --> 01:26:02,740
Now I actually had more respect for John Wayne before he had his cronies.

1781
01:26:03,740 --> 01:26:05,560
Fucking bungled me off into a van.

1782
01:26:06,380 --> 01:26:12,400
And they brought me into a forest where I was decanted into a hole.

1783
01:26:13,060 --> 01:26:14,640
And then they filled that hole with liquor.

1784
01:26:15,840 --> 01:26:17,860
And it was a pleasant surprise for me.

1785
01:26:18,300 --> 01:26:20,120
Because I'd never been, one, I'd never been kidnapped.

1786
01:26:20,380 --> 01:26:22,440
So I was pretty scared at the time.

1787
01:26:23,240 --> 01:26:27,520
But true, I'd never been submerged in a hole of liquor.

1788
01:26:27,520 --> 01:26:28,800
I think I'll need several tickets.

1789
01:26:28,800 --> 01:26:30,980
I did a great job because it seemed only at early for the birthday.

1790
01:26:30,980 --> 01:26:33,040
No, I wasn't licking anyone's hole.

1791
01:26:33,700 --> 01:26:35,860
You know, singing their praises.

1792
01:26:36,160 --> 01:26:37,160
But they did a great job.

1793
01:26:37,800 --> 01:26:39,560
I was submerged in that hole.

1794
01:26:39,660 --> 01:26:40,740
I drank myself out of it.

1795
01:26:41,200 --> 01:26:43,040
I had to fucking walk away from it.

1796
01:26:43,780 --> 01:26:45,120
I had to walk away from it.

1797
01:26:45,480 --> 01:26:49,700
Because it was becoming too much of a nice situation.

1798
01:26:50,400 --> 01:26:54,480
Being submerged in high alcohol volume liquor.

1799
01:26:54,480 --> 01:26:58,580
It's 80.

1800
01:26:58,900 --> 01:27:00,940
It's the nicest way to put it was.

1801
01:27:01,560 --> 01:27:03,060
It was 80 plus fat.

1802
01:27:03,920 --> 01:27:05,820
For the whole enterprise.

1803
01:27:13,760 --> 01:27:15,000
Shoulders, thank you very much.

1804
01:27:17,360 --> 01:27:20,680
Thanks to John.

1805
01:27:20,680 --> 01:27:24,460
Big shout out to Sheila as well.

1806
01:27:25,080 --> 01:27:26,160
In Mam Quack.

1807
01:27:27,300 --> 01:27:28,400
Who's living the life.

1808
01:27:29,900 --> 01:27:33,460
After fucking winning 2,000 euro on the scratch card there the last day.

1809
01:27:34,520 --> 01:27:35,140
Best of luck, Sheila.

1810
01:27:37,020 --> 01:27:40,120
Hopefully you can buy that new washing line you've been on about for too long.

1811
01:27:43,060 --> 01:27:43,500
Oh yeah.

1812
01:27:43,500 --> 01:27:49,220
The quiet shlug.

1813
01:27:49,220 --> 01:27:49,600
Thank you.

1814
01:27:49,600 --> 01:27:50,620
Thanks, Pat for that.

1815
01:27:51,260 --> 01:27:51,720
And um...

1816
01:27:51,720 --> 01:27:54,600
Thank you very much, the quiet shlug.

1817
01:27:54,720 --> 01:27:55,640
And to see a...

1818
01:27:55,640 --> 01:27:56,660
Well, um...

1819
01:27:56,660 --> 01:27:58,100
I wouldn't say you're on tour.

1820
01:27:58,220 --> 01:27:59,980
So it's just doing that particular gig really.

1821
01:28:00,140 --> 01:28:01,260
Shlug on tour.

1822
01:28:01,520 --> 01:28:03,360
Coming through a bus stop near you.

1823
01:28:05,500 --> 01:28:06,560
Have you got your ticket?

1824
01:28:07,840 --> 01:28:09,480
Have you got the right change for the ticket?

1825
01:28:12,000 --> 01:28:13,320
You're gonna have the right change.

1826
01:28:13,520 --> 01:28:14,020
Octoboth.

1827
01:28:14,100 --> 01:28:14,820
Thank you very much.

1828
01:28:15,380 --> 01:28:16,700
Make sure you have the right change.

1829
01:28:17,240 --> 01:28:18,740
And goodnight.

1830
01:28:19,740 --> 01:28:20,680
Have the right change.

1831
01:28:24,680 --> 01:28:25,520
How to tell him.

1832
01:28:26,400 --> 01:28:27,380
You need to have the change.

1833
01:28:27,960 --> 01:28:28,880
Why don't you have the change?

1834
01:28:28,880 --> 01:28:29,140
What?

1835
01:28:29,140 --> 01:28:32,940
Nobody getting after.

1836
01:28:32,940 --> 01:28:34,080
I don't know what's they like, you know.

1837
01:28:34,740 --> 01:28:35,620
I let them on anyway.

1838
01:28:35,740 --> 01:28:36,220
I don't know.

1839
01:28:36,720 --> 01:28:37,980
Nobody coming up the next time.

1840
01:28:37,980 --> 01:28:38,320
What should I get to now?

1841
01:28:38,400 --> 01:28:39,640
With the wrong change.

1842
01:28:41,100 --> 01:28:44,800
Next stop, Dr. Julius Basterstreet.

1843
01:28:45,940 --> 01:28:47,460
You need to have the right change, you see.

1844
01:28:48,360 --> 01:28:49,500
Makes it easier for me.

1845
01:28:51,020 --> 01:28:51,580
Lovely stuff.

1846
01:28:51,640 --> 01:28:52,480
Look at that there now.

1847
01:28:52,560 --> 01:28:52,860
Thank you.

1848
01:28:54,780 --> 01:28:55,520
Cheese fountain.

1849
01:28:56,080 --> 01:28:57,380
That must be a new place.

1850
01:28:57,480 --> 01:28:58,060
It's opened up.

1851
01:28:58,060 --> 01:29:00,400
Cheese fountain.

1852
01:29:00,520 --> 01:29:06,200
That used to be tenements and place for people to live.

1853
01:29:06,280 --> 01:29:07,780
But now it's a cheese fountain shop.

1854
01:29:09,380 --> 01:29:13,860
All the modern people like, you know, the yuppies.

1855
01:29:15,540 --> 01:29:20,440
Gentrification is happening around the town and taking all the buildings and turning them into fucking cheese houses.

1856
01:29:23,720 --> 01:29:25,600
We don't know this town.

1857
01:29:25,600 --> 01:29:26,540
I don't know it.

1858
01:29:26,720 --> 01:29:28,540
Ten years ago it wouldn't have been like this.

1859
01:29:29,300 --> 01:29:30,880
I've completely lost all my bearings.

1860
01:29:33,440 --> 01:29:35,420
How sad is it that I have to use sat nav?

1861
01:29:36,220 --> 01:29:36,940
Sad nav?

1862
01:29:37,440 --> 01:29:40,500
Around my own city because I do not know where I'm going half the time.

1863
01:29:41,000 --> 01:29:42,160
It's changing too fast.

1864
01:29:43,160 --> 01:29:44,240
It's changing too fast.

1865
01:29:45,540 --> 01:29:47,160
I don't know where I'm going or what's happening.

1866
01:29:48,000 --> 01:29:49,440
And it's hard to be in the best form.

1867
01:29:50,160 --> 01:29:52,200
You'd love to be in the greatest form of your life, you know.

1868
01:29:52,980 --> 01:29:54,660
The kind of form where anything is possible.

1869
01:29:57,060 --> 01:29:59,080
But it's hard to keep going.

1870
01:29:59,960 --> 01:30:00,360
Sometimes.

1871
01:30:00,840 --> 01:30:02,000
And you've got the black beast.

1872
01:30:02,520 --> 01:30:02,980
The dog.

1873
01:30:03,620 --> 01:30:04,140
Chasing you.

1874
01:30:04,780 --> 01:30:05,940
Trying to get on your back.

1875
01:30:06,220 --> 01:30:07,120
Strangle you out of it.

1876
01:30:08,560 --> 01:30:09,820
You've got to shake him off.

1877
01:30:10,160 --> 01:30:11,140
Like Taylor Swift.

1878
01:30:12,820 --> 01:30:14,060
And fucking keep running.

1879
01:30:14,300 --> 01:30:14,760
And keep going.

1880
01:30:15,900 --> 01:30:17,420
Because the only thing that will...

1881
01:30:17,420 --> 01:30:19,060
The only thing the black dog...

1882
01:30:19,060 --> 01:30:20,360
I think I'll need several tickets, please.

1883
01:30:20,480 --> 01:30:21,460
Doesn't understand.

1884
01:30:22,100 --> 01:30:23,900
Is the onward march of progress.

1885
01:30:24,800 --> 01:30:28,520
It doesn't have enough steam in its chest to keep up with you.

1886
01:30:29,740 --> 01:30:31,880
But if you stop the progress yourself.

1887
01:30:32,120 --> 01:30:34,280
It catches up with you and it'll bite you in the arse.

1888
01:30:36,580 --> 01:30:37,020
Now.

1889
01:30:38,080 --> 01:30:38,480
Single.

1890
01:30:38,880 --> 01:30:39,240
Regular.

1891
01:30:40,000 --> 01:30:40,560
And a two.

1892
01:30:41,560 --> 01:30:44,000
That's two and five sixty back in your pocket.

1893
01:30:44,740 --> 01:30:46,780
And I hope you're having a lovely Sunday evening.

1894
01:30:47,740 --> 01:30:48,420
How are you, missus?

1895
01:30:49,300 --> 01:30:50,240
Are you getting on the bus?

1896
01:30:51,720 --> 01:30:52,240
Are you getting on?

1897
01:30:53,380 --> 01:30:53,740
Hello?

1898
01:30:55,880 --> 01:30:58,380
Are you getting on?

1899
01:31:00,000 --> 01:31:00,780
Are you getting on?

1900
01:31:00,780 --> 01:31:00,780
Are you getting on?

1901
01:31:01,060 --> 01:31:01,260
Hey?

1902
01:31:04,720 --> 01:31:08,120
I don't think she wants to get on.

1903
01:31:08,480 --> 01:31:10,940
Sometimes you don't need to give them a bit of encouragement.

1904
01:31:11,240 --> 01:31:11,800
Because...

1905
01:31:11,800 --> 01:31:12,860
They might be...

1906
01:31:12,860 --> 01:31:15,100
They might be too scared to get on the bus.

1907
01:31:15,480 --> 01:31:16,660
I usually find...

1908
01:31:16,660 --> 01:31:17,500
And stop.

1909
01:31:18,420 --> 01:31:19,660
Firing out a few sounds...

1910
01:31:20,660 --> 01:31:21,500
Gets the attention.

1911
01:31:21,660 --> 01:31:21,800
You know?

1912
01:31:21,840 --> 01:31:22,780
It makes them feel comfortable.

1913
01:31:24,460 --> 01:31:25,740
Makes them feel good.

1914
01:31:26,740 --> 01:31:27,940
Are you doing a bit of donating?

1915
01:31:28,600 --> 01:31:29,260
How are you, Tommy?

1916
01:31:29,380 --> 01:31:30,140
Thank you very much.

1917
01:31:30,200 --> 01:31:31,180
Are you doing a bit of donating?

1918
01:31:31,300 --> 01:31:31,520
Yeah.

1919
01:31:31,900 --> 01:31:32,660
Thank you very much.

1920
01:31:32,720 --> 01:31:33,080
That's mine.

1921
01:31:33,800 --> 01:31:34,500
Appreciate that.

1922
01:31:34,900 --> 01:31:35,840
Big shout out to you, Tommy.

1923
01:31:36,800 --> 01:31:37,880
And all the best.

1924
01:31:38,680 --> 01:31:40,380
Hopefully your cabbages are in season.

1925
01:31:45,620 --> 01:31:46,120
Oh, yeah.

1926
01:31:46,220 --> 01:31:48,040
I had a mighty cabbage there the other day.

1927
01:31:48,300 --> 01:31:49,500
When I bought it in the shop,

1928
01:31:50,480 --> 01:31:51,780
The man was taking out all the...

1929
01:31:51,780 --> 01:31:52,820
He had a sack of cabbages.

1930
01:31:53,520 --> 01:31:53,880
And I...

1931
01:31:53,880 --> 01:31:55,480
Because I'd seen the ones that were out on display.

1932
01:31:55,580 --> 01:31:56,000
I said to him,

1933
01:31:56,340 --> 01:31:57,180
Have you any out the bag?

1934
01:31:57,460 --> 01:31:58,960
And he went and got a brand new bag.

1935
01:31:59,280 --> 01:31:59,960
Sack of cabbage.

1936
01:32:00,960 --> 01:32:03,180
And he produced a polythene bag full of cabbage.

1937
01:32:03,660 --> 01:32:04,740
I stuck my hand in.

1938
01:32:05,460 --> 01:32:06,460
Grabbed the first head.

1939
01:32:07,240 --> 01:32:07,940
Lifted it out and...

1940
01:32:07,940 --> 01:32:11,620
It smelled fucking delicious.

1941
01:32:12,500 --> 01:32:13,760
But it felt awful sweaty.

1942
01:32:13,960 --> 01:32:15,560
Because it had been in the polythene bag.

1943
01:32:16,920 --> 01:32:18,780
Out in the stock room, which was humid.

1944
01:32:19,660 --> 01:32:20,600
And I said to your man,

1945
01:32:21,300 --> 01:32:23,160
This cabbage is awful sweaty.

1946
01:32:23,300 --> 01:32:24,120
Have you another bag?

1947
01:32:24,520 --> 01:32:25,340
And he went and...

1948
01:32:25,340 --> 01:32:26,400
Have you a bag that's a net?

1949
01:32:27,020 --> 01:32:28,420
And he went out the back.

1950
01:32:28,540 --> 01:32:29,880
And he brought out a net of cabbages.

1951
01:32:30,300 --> 01:32:30,660
I said,

1952
01:32:31,140 --> 01:32:32,720
These cabbages won't be sweaty now.

1953
01:32:33,080 --> 01:32:33,520
And he said,

1954
01:32:33,600 --> 01:32:34,540
They might not be.

1955
01:32:34,900 --> 01:32:36,360
And I grabbed the cabbage.

1956
01:32:37,400 --> 01:32:37,880
Sniffed it.

1957
01:32:38,040 --> 01:32:38,660
And felt it up.

1958
01:32:39,080 --> 01:32:39,980
And it wasn't sweaty.

1959
01:32:40,180 --> 01:32:42,220
It was hard and crisp to the touch.

1960
01:32:43,120 --> 01:32:43,540
And I said,

1961
01:32:43,580 --> 01:32:44,240
That's my cabbage.

1962
01:32:44,660 --> 01:32:45,280
I'm coming back.

1963
01:32:45,340 --> 01:32:46,960
I'll come back to you again for the next time.

1964
01:32:47,600 --> 01:32:48,060
And he said,

1965
01:32:48,140 --> 01:32:50,080
These cabbages might be gone by the end of the day.

1966
01:32:50,120 --> 01:32:50,440
I said,

1967
01:32:50,440 --> 01:32:50,900
Don't matter.

1968
01:32:51,380 --> 01:32:53,280
Make sure you order another bag in for the next day.

1969
01:32:53,600 --> 01:32:53,820
He said,

1970
01:32:53,860 --> 01:32:54,500
When are you coming in?

1971
01:32:54,540 --> 01:32:54,740
I said,

1972
01:32:54,760 --> 01:32:55,240
I don't know.

1973
01:32:55,600 --> 01:32:56,760
Maybe Monday or Tuesday.

1974
01:32:57,080 --> 01:32:57,420
So,

1975
01:32:57,940 --> 01:32:58,800
Fingers crashed now.

1976
01:32:59,280 --> 01:32:59,640
You'll have a big...

1977
01:32:59,640 --> 01:33:01,540
massive net of cabbages.

1978
01:33:04,100 --> 01:33:04,920
How are you getting that?

1979
01:33:13,120 --> 01:33:14,180
Next stop,

1980
01:33:14,640 --> 01:33:16,060
Lister Alley.

1981
01:33:16,480 --> 01:33:18,840
Not a fan of the York cabbage at the moment.

1982
01:33:20,060 --> 01:33:20,900
Look at that lad there.

1983
01:33:20,940 --> 01:33:20,940
He's got...

1984
01:33:20,940 --> 01:33:22,860
I think he shot himself.

1985
01:33:24,940 --> 01:33:26,660
He's doing the Chattanooga choo-choo.

1986
01:33:27,520 --> 01:33:28,480
But he doesn't want to...

1987
01:33:28,480 --> 01:33:29,660
He doesn't want any...

1988
01:33:29,660 --> 01:33:30,620
Slipping and sliding.

1989
01:33:30,780 --> 01:33:31,940
So he's moving along with...

1990
01:33:31,940 --> 01:33:32,880
He's going with...

1991
01:33:32,880 --> 01:33:35,060
He's not going against the grain anyways.

1992
01:33:36,940 --> 01:33:37,960
He's going with it.

1993
01:33:38,620 --> 01:33:39,460
He's going with it.

1994
01:33:39,960 --> 01:33:40,960
He's going with it.

1995
01:33:41,100 --> 01:33:42,680
Now, let's let these people out.

1996
01:33:43,640 --> 01:33:44,440
Stand clear.

1997
01:33:44,580 --> 01:33:45,140
We lose.

1998
01:33:45,240 --> 01:33:45,720
Hurry up.

1999
01:33:46,000 --> 01:33:46,280
Sorry.

2000
01:33:47,560 --> 01:33:47,760
Hello.

2001
01:33:47,760 --> 01:33:48,460
Stand clear.

2002
01:33:48,920 --> 01:33:49,680
The doors are open.

2003
01:33:49,840 --> 01:33:50,420
How are you diddling?

2004
01:33:50,820 --> 01:33:51,520
I need a signal.

2005
01:33:52,200 --> 01:33:53,120
You can have a ticket.

2006
01:33:55,640 --> 01:33:56,480
Regular one.

2007
01:33:59,320 --> 01:34:00,900
Oh, three euro eighty back to you.

2008
01:34:01,360 --> 01:34:01,880
Thanks.

2009
01:34:02,240 --> 01:34:02,620
No problem.

2010
01:34:03,040 --> 01:34:04,100
Anyone else getting on here?

2011
01:34:05,000 --> 01:34:05,240
No?

2012
01:34:06,040 --> 01:34:06,440
Good man.

2013
01:34:07,820 --> 01:34:08,580
Stand clear.

2014
01:34:08,920 --> 01:34:09,540
The doors are closed.

2015
01:34:09,560 --> 01:34:10,480
Favorite cereal.

2016
01:34:10,660 --> 01:34:11,240
Daraburn.

2017
01:34:11,660 --> 01:34:12,620
How are you Daraburn?

2018
01:34:12,620 --> 01:34:12,860
Stand clear.

2019
01:34:13,200 --> 01:34:14,040
The doors are closing.

2020
01:34:15,040 --> 01:34:17,880
I like to amalgamate wheat or mix.

2021
01:34:20,700 --> 01:34:22,320
I started doing this now.

2022
01:34:23,380 --> 01:34:24,080
Shredded wheat.

2023
01:34:24,780 --> 01:34:26,320
And chocolate granola.

2024
01:34:26,620 --> 01:34:27,660
In one bowl.

2025
01:34:27,660 --> 01:34:30,820
Milk that baby up.

2026
01:34:31,980 --> 01:34:33,740
And then if it gets you to winter time then.

2027
01:34:34,500 --> 01:34:36,240
Stick her in the microwave for a.

2028
01:34:36,760 --> 01:34:37,860
For a couple of minutes.

2029
01:34:39,100 --> 01:34:40,140
That is insane.

2030
01:34:40,780 --> 01:34:41,080
Breakfast.

2031
01:34:41,380 --> 01:34:42,780
That's how you do breakfast cereal.

2032
01:34:45,420 --> 01:34:46,900
Oh, I fucking killed someone.

2033
01:34:48,240 --> 01:34:48,720
Fuck.

2034
01:34:48,720 --> 01:35:04,660
I'm sorry.

2035
01:35:04,660 --> 01:35:04,780
Hey.

2036
01:35:07,360 --> 01:35:07,960
Squirrels.

2037
01:35:08,040 --> 01:35:09,000
I'm a big man there.

2038
01:35:10,120 --> 01:35:10,980
Oh, you said.

2039
01:35:11,280 --> 01:35:12,160
Golden grains.

2040
01:35:12,620 --> 01:35:13,560
I love them as well.

2041
01:35:13,640 --> 01:35:15,320
You know, they've been discontinued.

2042
01:35:16,000 --> 01:35:17,080
You cannot get them anymore.

2043
01:35:17,520 --> 01:35:21,480
I think you can buy them over yonder in Spain or one of those places.

2044
01:35:24,120 --> 01:35:25,040
Golden grains.

2045
01:35:26,300 --> 01:35:27,660
The taste of honey after this.

2046
01:35:28,020 --> 01:35:28,540
Immense.

2047
01:35:30,600 --> 01:35:31,080
Dreamlike.

2048
01:35:31,720 --> 01:35:34,380
There's an almost dreamlike quality to the flakes themselves.

2049
01:35:35,380 --> 01:35:39,580
Which have been toasted and golden toasted and honey.

2050
01:35:41,540 --> 01:35:42,260
Flavor that.

2051
01:35:42,600 --> 01:35:44,960
That combines with the milk and turns the milk into a.

2052
01:35:46,780 --> 01:35:47,600
Milk and honey.

2053
01:35:47,760 --> 01:35:49,620
It's the age old recipe.

2054
01:35:49,960 --> 01:35:50,260
You know.

2055
01:35:52,540 --> 01:35:53,700
Absolutely insane.

2056
01:35:55,420 --> 01:35:55,780
But.

2057
01:35:58,360 --> 01:36:01,020
I'd be a bollocks for the Coco Pops as well myself.

2058
01:36:01,160 --> 01:36:01,440
Now I.

2059
01:36:02,880 --> 01:36:05,760
I'd hammer the Coco very, very, very handily.

2060
01:36:07,040 --> 01:36:09,580
And there's nothing like the Coco Pop for a hangover.

2061
01:36:09,820 --> 01:36:10,160
Like, you know.

2062
01:36:10,920 --> 01:36:11,540
Bit of chalk.

2063
01:36:11,620 --> 01:36:12,140
Bit of pop.

2064
01:36:13,120 --> 01:36:14,440
It's got everything going for it.

2065
01:36:14,880 --> 01:36:15,620
And the fusion.

2066
01:36:16,620 --> 01:36:17,780
Look at all these people here.

2067
01:36:18,020 --> 01:36:20,020
The fusion that creates with the milk is.

2068
01:36:20,720 --> 01:36:21,720
Is godlike.

2069
01:36:21,720 --> 01:36:26,760
Drop a whiskey and the Coco popped in.

2070
01:36:27,000 --> 01:36:27,280
Aye.

2071
01:36:28,480 --> 01:36:29,400
Just to get the.

2072
01:36:29,820 --> 01:36:31,160
Just to put the wind in the sails.

2073
01:36:31,340 --> 01:36:31,740
Like, you know.

2074
01:36:32,640 --> 01:36:34,200
That really gets everything going.

2075
01:36:36,720 --> 01:36:37,160
Now.

2076
01:36:37,360 --> 01:36:38,340
Any scum on the bus.

2077
01:36:38,440 --> 01:36:39,420
I'm checking for tickets.

2078
01:36:39,540 --> 01:36:40,360
I'm checking for scum.

2079
01:36:40,860 --> 01:36:41,680
Bring out your scum.

2080
01:36:42,520 --> 01:36:44,240
This lady's taking photographs of y'all.

2081
01:36:44,800 --> 01:36:45,180
Of course.

2082
01:36:45,380 --> 01:36:46,580
Sticking it up on Facebook.

2083
01:36:46,580 --> 01:36:47,140
Here.

2084
01:36:47,760 --> 01:36:47,900
Here.

2085
01:36:47,900 --> 01:36:48,200
Here.

2086
01:36:48,200 --> 01:36:49,180
For the pleasure.

2087
01:36:49,380 --> 01:36:49,840
Here you go.

2088
01:36:49,940 --> 01:36:50,880
Of other strangers.

2089
01:36:51,260 --> 01:36:51,700
Where is it?

2090
01:36:51,700 --> 01:36:52,420
Of course.

2091
01:36:52,720 --> 01:36:53,280
Here you go.

2092
01:36:53,300 --> 01:36:53,840
Here you go.

2093
01:36:54,220 --> 01:36:54,740
Of course.

2094
01:36:55,300 --> 01:36:56,440
Everyone's got a valid ticket.

2095
01:36:56,520 --> 01:36:56,780
Well done.

2096
01:36:58,220 --> 01:36:59,260
I already showed it.

2097
01:36:59,340 --> 01:36:59,820
I don't care.

2098
01:37:00,040 --> 01:37:00,760
You'll show me again.

2099
01:37:00,980 --> 01:37:02,080
And you'll show me the next time.

2100
01:37:02,520 --> 01:37:02,980
Here you go.

2101
01:37:03,160 --> 01:37:03,360
Here.

2102
01:37:04,220 --> 01:37:04,520
What?

2103
01:37:05,040 --> 01:37:05,520
Of course.

2104
01:37:05,940 --> 01:37:06,600
Hold on.

2105
01:37:06,840 --> 01:37:07,760
I already showed it.

2106
01:37:07,780 --> 01:37:08,380
Shut your hole.

2107
01:37:08,420 --> 01:37:09,360
You saw my ticket.

2108
01:37:09,480 --> 01:37:09,680
Yeah.

2109
01:37:09,680 --> 01:37:10,300
Here's the ticket.

2110
01:37:10,300 --> 01:37:11,100
I thought I had one.

2111
01:37:11,100 --> 01:37:11,440
Ah.

2112
01:37:12,100 --> 01:37:13,000
I knew I'd get you.

2113
01:37:13,680 --> 01:37:15,280
I knew I'd get you in the end.

2114
01:37:17,000 --> 01:37:17,840
Hold on.

2115
01:37:17,840 --> 01:37:18,160
Hold on.

2116
01:37:18,160 --> 01:37:19,640
120 creamy ones.

2117
01:37:20,020 --> 01:37:20,280
Ah.

2118
01:37:20,320 --> 01:37:22,340
The check is in the post, baby.

2119
01:37:22,820 --> 01:37:24,100
The check is in the post.

2120
01:37:24,300 --> 01:37:25,140
I drive this bus.

2121
01:37:25,360 --> 01:37:26,120
No fuss, no muss.

2122
01:37:26,320 --> 01:37:27,120
You've earned my test.

2123
01:37:27,340 --> 01:37:28,100
I drive you around.

2124
01:37:28,340 --> 01:37:29,080
Thinking you're sound.

2125
01:37:29,280 --> 01:37:30,040
All over town.

2126
01:37:30,320 --> 01:37:31,080
I stop the shop.

2127
01:37:31,340 --> 01:37:32,080
Let you get on.

2128
01:37:32,340 --> 01:37:33,040
I didn't cut.

2129
01:37:33,280 --> 01:37:34,080
You didn't pay fair.

2130
01:37:34,260 --> 01:37:35,120
You simply don't care.

2131
01:37:35,240 --> 01:37:36,120
You've got silly hair.

2132
01:37:36,220 --> 01:37:39,160
I hope you're aware that you owe me.

2133
01:37:39,160 --> 01:37:39,680
I'm doing this.

2134
01:37:39,680 --> 01:37:44,580
120 lovely creamy ones.

2135
01:37:44,580 --> 01:37:48,180
The check is in the post.

2136
01:37:48,180 --> 01:37:52,900
120 lovely creamy ones.

2137
01:37:53,240 --> 01:37:56,000
Serve your eyes for being a dose.

2138
01:37:56,460 --> 01:37:57,280
Thank you very much.

2139
01:37:57,280 --> 01:38:08,780
Doing a bit of school thuggery here now.

2140
01:38:11,280 --> 01:38:12,560
Unlimited school thuggery.

2141
01:38:13,680 --> 01:38:14,600
Doing the rounds.

2142
01:38:16,500 --> 01:38:19,220
I'm still not sure if I wouldn't be faster by bike.

2143
01:38:19,220 --> 01:38:19,700
Look at that.

2144
01:38:21,240 --> 01:38:22,060
Look at this.

2145
01:38:23,960 --> 01:38:26,220
We're taking this bus on a whole new level.

2146
01:38:26,920 --> 01:38:29,860
Where the rhythm is the bass and the bass is the treble.

2147
01:38:32,700 --> 01:38:33,500
I'll get that.

2148
01:38:35,380 --> 01:38:36,220
Fuck that.

2149
01:38:36,580 --> 01:38:37,340
Strings.

2150
01:38:37,880 --> 01:38:38,520
We bring.

2151
01:38:40,780 --> 01:38:41,260
Beautiful.

2152
01:38:43,660 --> 01:38:44,140
Beautiful.

2153
01:38:46,720 --> 01:38:48,500
As sweet as the morning dew.

2154
01:38:48,500 --> 01:38:49,500
You.

2155
01:38:57,240 --> 01:38:58,540
Are you doing a bit of donating?

2156
01:39:00,460 --> 01:39:01,760
Are you doing a bit of donating?

2157
01:39:02,060 --> 01:39:02,960
Darum McPartland.

2158
01:39:03,060 --> 01:39:03,400
Thank you.

2159
01:39:03,480 --> 01:39:07,020
Are you any relation to Anthony McPartland?

2160
01:39:07,860 --> 01:39:11,380
From TV's duo Ant and Dick?

2161
01:39:14,420 --> 01:39:16,000
Because his name is McPartland.

2162
01:39:16,000 --> 01:39:21,100
Antony McPartland.

2163
01:39:24,040 --> 01:39:24,400
And.

2164
01:39:25,780 --> 01:39:26,700
Declan Crosby.

2165
01:39:27,140 --> 01:39:28,000
I think is the other one.

2166
01:39:31,700 --> 01:39:32,060
No.

2167
01:39:32,860 --> 01:39:33,400
Great guys.

2168
01:39:33,500 --> 01:39:36,700
I think Declan Crosby has been hard on the sauce there now for a while.

2169
01:39:37,220 --> 01:39:39,520
I'm not sure if he's out of the rehabilitation clinic.

2170
01:39:42,220 --> 01:39:42,560
But.

2171
01:39:42,560 --> 01:39:46,360
They tried to make me go to rehab.

2172
01:39:46,540 --> 01:39:47,080
I said no.

2173
01:39:47,180 --> 01:39:47,300
No.

2174
01:39:47,420 --> 01:39:47,580
No.

2175
01:39:51,400 --> 01:39:52,520
I'm paying for it now.

2176
01:39:52,520 --> 01:39:52,540
No.

2177
01:39:56,260 --> 01:39:56,940
Unable to.

2178
01:39:58,560 --> 01:39:59,920
Unable to stop drinking.

2179
01:40:00,940 --> 01:40:01,680
Full time.

2180
01:40:01,900 --> 01:40:02,180
You know.

2181
01:40:02,800 --> 01:40:04,880
It would be a boon to my life.

2182
01:40:05,000 --> 01:40:07,440
To be able to go to the rehab.

2183
01:40:08,440 --> 01:40:08,620
But.

2184
01:40:08,900 --> 01:40:09,620
I'll stop.

2185
01:40:10,560 --> 01:40:11,620
You need to be in the mood.

2186
01:40:11,620 --> 01:40:11,960
You know.

2187
01:40:13,260 --> 01:40:15,800
There's no point in going down if you're not in the mood for it.

2188
01:40:16,420 --> 01:40:18,140
I was not made for this weather.

2189
01:40:20,320 --> 01:40:21,340
I went there once.

2190
01:40:22,160 --> 01:40:23,380
I had to walk away from it.

2191
01:40:26,240 --> 01:40:27,020
Are you getting in?

2192
01:40:32,300 --> 01:40:32,660
No.

2193
01:40:34,540 --> 01:40:35,380
We're in the wrong lane.

2194
01:40:35,380 --> 01:40:36,640
We need to take a left.

2195
01:40:37,200 --> 01:40:37,780
Left turn.

2196
01:40:40,620 --> 01:40:41,840
And now we're in the right lane.

2197
01:40:42,620 --> 01:40:43,540
And we hit a pot hole.

2198
01:40:44,100 --> 01:40:45,440
That's going to be a bit of money.

2199
01:40:45,960 --> 01:40:46,640
Out the sack.

2200
01:40:46,880 --> 01:40:47,280
At the end.

2201
01:40:49,120 --> 01:40:50,360
The Goldman sack.

2202
01:40:51,860 --> 01:40:53,140
How are you getting on there now?

2203
01:40:54,720 --> 01:40:55,620
Welcome to the bus.

2204
01:40:55,880 --> 01:40:56,360
Young man.

2205
01:40:56,520 --> 01:40:57,040
Yeah well.

2206
01:40:57,680 --> 01:40:58,080
How are you doing?

2207
01:40:58,160 --> 01:40:58,540
You alright?

2208
01:40:59,500 --> 01:41:00,200
Good woman yourself.

2209
01:41:00,200 --> 01:41:00,300
Hey.

2210
01:41:00,360 --> 01:41:01,120
They forgot something.

2211
01:41:01,380 --> 01:41:02,320
Someone forgot something.

2212
01:41:02,420 --> 01:41:02,840
Let's go on.

2213
01:41:03,200 --> 01:41:03,940
Let's go and do it.

2214
01:41:03,940 --> 01:41:07,420
Where's the fucking thing?

2215
01:41:10,920 --> 01:41:11,520
Down here.

2216
01:41:13,840 --> 01:41:14,860
Passenger left or what?

2217
01:41:15,960 --> 01:41:16,640
What is it?

2218
01:41:16,700 --> 01:41:17,460
Can't even see it.

2219
01:41:17,920 --> 01:41:18,620
A watch, is it?

2220
01:41:18,620 --> 01:41:39,140
There you are.

2221
01:41:39,140 --> 01:41:39,700
Thank you.

2222
01:41:39,700 --> 01:41:40,540
Purple onion.

2223
01:41:40,540 --> 01:41:42,520
I picked up your stuff for you.

2224
01:41:43,020 --> 01:41:43,400
Onion.

2225
01:41:43,400 --> 01:41:45,820
No thank you.

2226
01:41:45,880 --> 01:41:46,280
No nothing.

2227
01:41:49,780 --> 01:41:52,520
Probably the same one that ripped me off the last day for the bus fare.

2228
01:41:57,300 --> 01:41:57,660
Now.

2229
01:41:58,660 --> 01:41:59,660
You want a date ticket.

2230
01:41:59,660 --> 01:41:59,660
You want a date ticket?

2231
01:41:59,660 --> 01:42:00,040
You do.

2232
01:42:00,040 --> 01:42:01,040
Regular.

2233
01:42:01,040 --> 01:42:01,040
Regular.

2234
01:42:01,040 --> 01:42:01,540
Regular.

2235
01:42:01,540 --> 01:42:02,620
And no one.

2236
01:42:05,040 --> 01:42:05,540
Free hit.

2237
01:42:05,640 --> 01:42:06,240
Thanks.

2238
01:42:06,240 --> 01:42:08,300
How are you getting on missus?

2239
01:42:08,300 --> 01:42:08,300
How are you getting on missus?

2240
01:42:08,300 --> 01:42:10,700
Are you getting on or are you getting off?

2241
01:42:12,620 --> 01:42:13,020
Promise.

2242
01:42:15,020 --> 01:42:15,780
Staying clear.

2243
01:42:16,140 --> 01:42:16,760
The doors are closing.

2244
01:42:16,760 --> 01:42:23,140
Are you doing a bit of donating?

2245
01:42:23,140 --> 01:42:23,640
Yeah.

2246
01:42:23,740 --> 01:42:24,300
Kenny Laggins.

2247
01:42:24,300 --> 01:42:25,680
Thank you very much Kenny Laggins.

2248
01:42:25,680 --> 01:42:33,740
Hopefully now these bus stops will be upgraded and we will have passed the test for another week of busing.

2249
01:42:33,740 --> 01:42:34,960
9x channel.

2250
01:42:37,120 --> 01:42:37,640
But um.

2251
01:42:38,700 --> 01:42:42,120
The bookings that came over to do the 9-11s in the.

2252
01:42:42,620 --> 01:42:45,740
They were training at an American flight school.

2253
01:42:47,100 --> 01:42:50,860
Apparently two of the laddians that trained were already known to the CIA.

2254
01:42:51,980 --> 01:42:54,840
And the CIA knew that these lads had come into America.

2255
01:42:56,920 --> 01:42:58,440
But for whatever reason.

2256
01:42:59,020 --> 01:43:07,220
They didn't raise any sort of alarm because apparently they wanted to let them go about their business.

2257
01:43:08,020 --> 01:43:11,820
In case raising the suspicion might have.

2258
01:43:12,660 --> 01:43:13,680
I don't know for some.

2259
01:43:13,760 --> 01:43:15,240
It was some political reason anyway.

2260
01:43:15,320 --> 01:43:16,560
They didn't want to upset anyone.

2261
01:43:17,280 --> 01:43:17,980
So they uh.

2262
01:43:18,760 --> 01:43:19,700
They said they'd leave them.

2263
01:43:19,800 --> 01:43:24,520
Also at that stage of the game the Saudis were friends with the Yanks.

2264
01:43:25,600 --> 01:43:29,380
And Johnny was saying that last year now the Saudis were in the pocket of the Americans.

2265
01:43:29,880 --> 01:43:31,740
The Americans are in the pocket of the Yanks.

2266
01:43:32,600 --> 01:43:35,340
The Americans are in the pockets of the Saudis.

2267
01:43:36,480 --> 01:43:36,920
And uh.

2268
01:43:37,380 --> 01:43:40,780
19 bad apples from Saudi Arabia weren't going to raise any alarm.

2269
01:43:40,920 --> 01:43:43,180
Because there was no consternation between the two countries.

2270
01:43:43,380 --> 01:43:43,540
You know.

2271
01:43:43,900 --> 01:43:45,280
If it was Iranians now.

2272
01:43:45,860 --> 01:43:47,700
Or Palestinians or any of that crack.

2273
01:43:47,700 --> 01:43:49,080
There might have been uh.

2274
01:43:49,800 --> 01:43:51,720
There might have been alarm bells ringing.

2275
01:43:52,340 --> 01:43:53,320
But there wasn't.

2276
01:43:53,320 --> 01:43:57,600
I don't know what she's doing there.

2277
01:43:57,680 --> 01:43:58,260
I had such.

2278
01:43:59,100 --> 01:44:00,180
She just stood there.

2279
01:44:01,180 --> 01:44:03,220
So they were learning how to fly planes.

2280
01:44:03,740 --> 01:44:04,340
And uh.

2281
01:44:04,440 --> 01:44:05,240
Nobody was saying.

2282
01:44:05,380 --> 01:44:06,500
Nobody's a boo to a goose.

2283
01:44:10,100 --> 01:44:10,960
And uh.

2284
01:44:11,120 --> 01:44:11,580
They've the.

2285
01:44:11,740 --> 01:44:14,320
Your man locked up in fucking Guantanamo Bay.

2286
01:44:14,420 --> 01:44:15,220
The lad that did it.

2287
01:44:15,820 --> 01:44:17,400
Khalid Sheikh Mohammed or something.

2288
01:44:18,460 --> 01:44:19,640
He's gonna be going down.

2289
01:44:19,720 --> 01:44:20,780
He'll be doing jail time.

2290
01:44:20,960 --> 01:44:21,960
When he gets the trial.

2291
01:44:22,080 --> 01:44:24,800
And they're saying that the trial is penciled in there for April in.

2292
01:44:25,380 --> 01:44:25,860
2020.

2293
01:44:27,200 --> 01:44:28,740
So we might be able to watch that.

2294
01:44:28,940 --> 01:44:29,540
Maybe not.

2295
01:44:29,660 --> 01:44:29,900
Because.

2296
01:44:30,580 --> 01:44:32,240
Maybe it's a top secret trial.

2297
01:44:33,440 --> 01:44:34,060
But um.

2298
01:44:36,180 --> 01:44:37,900
Why is it taking them so long like.

2299
01:44:38,000 --> 01:44:38,180
You know.

2300
01:44:39,940 --> 01:44:40,920
And with Bin Laden.

2301
01:44:41,080 --> 01:44:41,620
They just fucking.

2302
01:44:41,840 --> 01:44:42,200
They shot.

2303
01:44:42,880 --> 01:44:44,400
They gave no trial to Bin Laden.

2304
01:44:44,940 --> 01:44:45,900
Next stop.

2305
01:44:46,680 --> 01:44:47,800
Steinach West.

2306
01:44:48,020 --> 01:44:50,620
It was a clear quick case of Pakistani bang bang.

2307
01:44:51,800 --> 01:44:52,640
With Bin Laden.

2308
01:44:53,540 --> 01:44:55,100
Send the boys in on the helicopter.

2309
01:44:56,180 --> 01:44:56,420
Goodbye.

2310
01:44:57,240 --> 01:44:58,340
And fill him full of lead.

2311
01:44:58,860 --> 01:44:59,120
Hi.

2312
01:44:59,880 --> 01:45:01,180
And then dump him into the sea.

2313
01:45:01,240 --> 01:45:02,100
Give him a sea burial.

2314
01:45:02,560 --> 01:45:03,880
As is the custom to their.

2315
01:45:04,480 --> 01:45:05,300
Their ways.

2316
01:45:06,440 --> 01:45:07,060
And uh.

2317
01:45:07,860 --> 01:45:08,780
If you believe that.

2318
01:45:09,160 --> 01:45:10,700
I was saying to Johnny DeLashti.

2319
01:45:10,800 --> 01:45:11,440
If you believe that.

2320
01:45:11,520 --> 01:45:12,160
If you believe in it.

2321
01:45:12,860 --> 01:45:13,840
I'd say they've got.

2322
01:45:14,480 --> 01:45:15,920
They've got Bin Laden.

2323
01:45:16,500 --> 01:45:17,560
Wired up to a.

2324
01:45:17,900 --> 01:45:19,020
A test in mainframe.

2325
01:45:19,160 --> 01:45:20,120
To test to see if he's.

2326
01:45:20,660 --> 01:45:21,720
Really human or not.

2327
01:45:23,240 --> 01:45:23,880
They've got.

2328
01:45:24,100 --> 01:45:25,820
They've got him in a fucking sleeper hole.

2329
01:45:27,360 --> 01:45:28,620
Out in area 51.

2330
01:45:29,300 --> 01:45:30,420
And they had the laddians.

2331
01:45:31,120 --> 01:45:31,680
Trying to.

2332
01:45:31,940 --> 01:45:33,640
Storm area 51 the last day.

2333
01:45:33,720 --> 01:45:34,180
Like you know.

2334
01:45:34,860 --> 01:45:36,060
They're not gonna let you in.

2335
01:45:36,860 --> 01:45:38,000
Just in case you're watching.

2336
01:45:38,700 --> 01:45:39,400
There's no point.

2337
01:45:40,060 --> 01:45:41,720
They're not gonna let you in area 51.

2338
01:45:42,460 --> 01:45:44,220
That's the fort knocks the secrets there.

2339
01:45:45,240 --> 01:45:46,900
They can't be letting those secrets out.

2340
01:45:47,780 --> 01:45:47,900
Who?

2341
01:45:50,040 --> 01:45:50,560
Are you in there?

2342
01:45:51,240 --> 01:45:51,680
Fijenti.

2343
01:45:51,900 --> 01:45:53,580
Submerged in liquor to preserve him.

2344
01:45:54,120 --> 01:45:54,380
Maybe.

2345
01:45:55,100 --> 01:45:57,540
I actually think maybe they submerged him in the sea.

2346
01:45:58,860 --> 01:45:59,300
Bin Laden.

2347
01:45:59,980 --> 01:46:00,380
And.

2348
01:46:00,780 --> 01:46:01,940
They had like a.

2349
01:46:02,900 --> 01:46:03,940
An underwater.

2350
01:46:04,160 --> 01:46:04,800
Aqua unit.

2351
01:46:05,800 --> 01:46:06,480
Unbeknownst.

2352
01:46:07,020 --> 01:46:09,880
To the military that was dumping Bin Laden in the sea.

2353
01:46:10,960 --> 01:46:12,760
Because this is the way the yanks do business.

2354
01:46:12,900 --> 01:46:13,560
They're a complete.

2355
01:46:13,740 --> 01:46:15,460
180 degree.

2356
01:46:16,260 --> 01:46:17,220
Mind spin.

2357
01:46:18,060 --> 01:46:19,500
They'd have had a separate unit.

2358
01:46:19,720 --> 01:46:21,440
Would have collected the body of Bin Laden.

2359
01:46:22,420 --> 01:46:23,280
Like Thunderbird.

2360
01:46:23,660 --> 01:46:24,500
Thunderbird 4.

2361
01:46:24,620 --> 01:46:25,780
Comes out of Thunderbird 2.

2362
01:46:26,840 --> 01:46:27,900
They would have had.

2363
01:46:27,960 --> 01:46:27,960
They would have had.

2364
01:46:28,720 --> 01:46:29,320
USS.

2365
01:46:30,080 --> 01:46:30,760
Schley bastard.

2366
01:46:31,140 --> 01:46:32,260
Coming out of USS.

2367
01:46:33,260 --> 01:46:34,660
Destroyer or whatever it is.

2368
01:46:35,220 --> 01:46:35,340
And.

2369
01:46:35,960 --> 01:46:36,320
S.B.

2370
01:46:36,420 --> 01:46:36,980
Schley bastard.

2371
01:46:37,240 --> 01:46:37,720
Go under.

2372
01:46:37,940 --> 01:46:38,040
And.

2373
01:46:38,260 --> 01:46:38,960
Collect the coffin.

2374
01:46:39,260 --> 01:46:40,740
And bring him back to a tishting unit.

2375
01:46:40,840 --> 01:46:41,200
Or something.

2376
01:46:44,420 --> 01:46:44,820
Actually.

2377
01:46:45,320 --> 01:46:47,120
I don't think they even got as far as the sea.

2378
01:46:47,200 --> 01:46:48,000
I think that's bollocks.

2379
01:46:49,060 --> 01:46:49,500
I think.

2380
01:46:49,640 --> 01:46:53,140
I think he's still alive.

2381
01:46:53,760 --> 01:46:53,920
And.

2382
01:46:54,180 --> 01:46:56,020
Believe half of what you see.

2383
01:46:56,740 --> 01:46:57,440
And zero.

2384
01:46:58,480 --> 01:46:59,420
Of what you're told.

2385
01:47:01,100 --> 01:47:01,720
I put the.

2386
01:47:01,980 --> 01:47:02,860
Can wheelchair ramp up.

2387
01:47:03,040 --> 01:47:03,700
Sorry about that.

2388
01:47:04,340 --> 01:47:05,260
Sorry about that everyone.

2389
01:47:05,380 --> 01:47:06,480
We're a bit delayed now.

2390
01:47:07,600 --> 01:47:09,440
Wheelchair access ramp got activated.

2391
01:47:09,620 --> 01:47:10,480
We need to deactivate.

2392
01:47:11,580 --> 01:47:12,220
Stand clear.

2393
01:47:12,820 --> 01:47:14,640
Wheelchair access ramp deactivating.

2394
01:47:14,640 --> 01:47:17,600
I'm afraid I'm getting sick.

2395
01:47:18,220 --> 01:47:18,780
Great stuff.

2396
01:47:23,940 --> 01:47:26,980
Next stop, Steineck East.

2397
01:47:27,540 --> 01:47:28,500
Last stop.

2398
01:47:29,040 --> 01:47:30,380
Please leave the bus.

2399
01:47:32,560 --> 01:47:35,340
How come Frankie Schoon's there?

2400
01:47:35,420 --> 01:47:35,760
How are you?

2401
01:47:35,940 --> 01:47:37,580
How come we seen Gaddafi?

2402
01:47:38,520 --> 01:47:41,320
And the boys' corpses plastered all over the shop

2403
01:47:41,320 --> 01:47:42,200
but not been laden?

2404
01:47:44,200 --> 01:47:44,760
Yeah.

2405
01:47:45,660 --> 01:47:48,380
That's what I be thinking as well, Frankie.

2406
01:47:49,200 --> 01:47:50,660
That's what I be thinking as well.

2407
01:47:51,600 --> 01:47:53,040
You remember the bookings?

2408
01:47:53,340 --> 01:47:54,240
Saddam Hussein.

2409
01:47:55,580 --> 01:47:57,860
Saddam Hussein had two boys as well.

2410
01:47:58,360 --> 01:48:00,460
Udi and feckin' Kusey.

2411
01:48:02,140 --> 01:48:09,200
Now, their faces were plastered all over the feckin' paper screens.

2412
01:48:09,200 --> 01:48:11,220
Next stop, Steineck East.

2413
01:48:11,220 --> 01:48:12,920
Udi and Kusey got done in.

2414
01:48:13,520 --> 01:48:16,240
And they decided, well, put that on the fuckin' front page.

2415
01:48:16,440 --> 01:48:17,920
How come they didn't put the front page?

2416
01:48:18,620 --> 01:48:19,400
I've been laden.

2417
01:48:20,840 --> 01:48:21,940
Or Jackie Brazen.

2418
01:48:26,080 --> 01:48:30,180
I don't care what kind of suede Timberlands you're wearing.

2419
01:48:30,180 --> 01:48:31,880
You won't be buying any Timberlands for a month.

2420
01:48:31,880 --> 01:48:35,260
After that, the little docket that you're gonna get.

2421
01:48:35,260 --> 01:48:36,260
People leaving their fuckin' time.

2422
01:48:36,260 --> 01:48:40,060
I don't care what kind of suede Timberlands you're wearing.

2423
01:48:40,060 --> 01:48:40,640
I don't care what kind of suede Timberlands you're wearing.

2424
01:48:40,640 --> 01:48:42,580
You won't be buying any Timberlands for a month.

2425
01:48:42,580 --> 01:48:46,500
After that, the little docket that you're gonna get.

2426
01:48:46,500 --> 01:48:47,500
People leaving their fuckin' time.

2427
01:48:47,500 --> 01:48:52,220
I don't care what kind of suede Timberlands you're wearing.

2428
01:48:52,220 --> 01:48:54,940
You won't be buying any Timberlands for a month.

2429
01:48:54,940 --> 01:48:59,280
After that, the little docket that you're gonna get.

2430
01:49:03,660 --> 01:49:05,820
People leaving their fuckin' Starbucks.

2431
01:49:07,020 --> 01:49:07,540
Muggins.

2432
01:49:07,540 --> 01:49:10,260
So Udi and Khosei got hammered.

2433
01:49:11,460 --> 01:49:13,300
And they were on front of the paper.

2434
01:49:14,100 --> 01:49:16,820
Bin Laden didn't get any press coverage that day.

2435
01:49:17,620 --> 01:49:18,940
He just got thrown into the ocean.

2436
01:49:20,220 --> 01:49:25,900
They have been peddling lies about Bin Laden for the last two and a half, 18 years.

2437
01:49:26,540 --> 01:49:27,780
Or 11, 10 years.

2438
01:49:28,900 --> 01:49:30,620
They've told lies about Bin Laden.

2439
01:49:31,220 --> 01:49:32,940
They've told lies about Tora Bora.

2440
01:49:33,740 --> 01:49:37,300
They've told lies about Willy Harald.

2441
01:49:37,300 --> 01:49:40,580
But they have done nothing but lie.

2442
01:49:41,780 --> 01:49:44,380
They are liars.

2443
01:49:48,660 --> 01:49:53,060
Osama Bin Laden was two days away from his death.

2444
01:49:53,980 --> 01:49:55,260
When they wrote in their book.

2445
01:49:57,340 --> 01:49:58,900
That they put bullets into him.

2446
01:49:59,860 --> 01:50:02,360
Never did it say that they had his consent.

2447
01:50:03,020 --> 01:50:04,220
Was it with his consent?

2448
01:50:05,040 --> 01:50:05,520
George Bush.

2449
01:50:05,520 --> 01:50:08,800
Was it with his consent?

2450
01:50:10,000 --> 01:50:17,020
When I slither home after a hard day out in the fields.

2451
01:50:17,400 --> 01:50:20,680
There's nothing I like more than lashing a few shtickings into the fireplace.

2452
01:50:21,360 --> 01:50:22,680
And setting fire to them.

2453
01:50:22,880 --> 01:50:24,700
Be careful not to burn your hands like I did.

2454
01:50:24,780 --> 01:50:26,560
While I'm waiting for that baby to get going.

2455
01:50:26,780 --> 01:50:28,480
I do a few rolls on the ground.

2456
01:50:28,480 --> 01:50:30,640
And a few reptilious repetitions.

2457
01:50:31,040 --> 01:50:32,420
Just to get the blood flowing.

2458
01:50:32,960 --> 01:50:34,780
Once those flames are licking high.

2459
01:50:35,020 --> 01:50:36,860
It's time to shtick your coal in it.

2460
01:50:38,340 --> 01:50:39,480
You can generate.

2461
01:50:39,480 --> 01:50:41,120
In the first set.

2462
01:50:41,320 --> 01:50:43,560
And taking this one in straight sets.

2463
01:50:44,720 --> 01:50:47,180
Helena Ostapenko makes her way to the net.

2464
01:50:47,180 --> 01:50:55,140
Oh that net looks okay.

2465
01:50:56,140 --> 01:50:57,560
There's plenty of good drama.

2466
01:51:01,620 --> 01:51:05,220
All our bush tops still have not made level 3.

2467
01:51:05,340 --> 01:51:06,440
So I don't know what that means.

2468
01:51:08,840 --> 01:51:10,140
He's only a bit of donating.

2469
01:51:12,300 --> 01:51:13,760
He's only a bit of donating now.

2470
01:51:14,620 --> 01:51:15,260
That's mine.

2471
01:51:16,760 --> 01:51:18,600
All bush tops need to be level 3.

2472
01:51:19,940 --> 01:51:21,120
How the fact do we do that?

2473
01:51:24,220 --> 01:51:25,520
They've sold us a pup here.

2474
01:51:32,400 --> 01:51:33,480
They've sold us a pup.

2475
01:51:36,740 --> 01:51:38,360
Maybe we can amend this route here.

2476
01:51:38,360 --> 01:51:41,400
To encompass the shtops that need to be highlighted.

2477
01:51:41,400 --> 01:51:42,400
Highlights.

2478
01:51:42,400 --> 01:51:55,260
Back in mental rules.

2479
01:51:55,260 --> 01:51:56,260
Hmm.

2480
01:52:20,620 --> 01:52:21,020
Siegwald.

2481
01:52:21,020 --> 01:52:25,680
I think we can add a few more shtops onto this.

2482
01:52:28,000 --> 01:52:28,440
Oh no.

2483
01:52:30,380 --> 01:52:31,700
You want somewhere that shtarts.

2484
01:52:35,360 --> 01:52:36,040
Cancel that.

2485
01:52:37,420 --> 01:52:38,720
Shtarts out in.

2486
01:52:42,020 --> 01:52:42,880
Stocker Square.

2487
01:52:44,200 --> 01:52:45,280
That goes to the harbor.

2488
01:52:48,060 --> 01:52:48,900
Farming chimney.

2489
01:52:48,900 --> 01:53:03,400
green oil help

2490
01:53:03,400 --> 01:53:17,800
we're gonna add

2491
01:53:17,800 --> 01:53:24,800
we'll add these guys the long journey but we'll fucking do it

2492
01:53:40,800 --> 01:53:44,800
I think that

2493
01:53:46,700 --> 01:53:59,700
I think that'll do it that'll keep us sticking anyways this will unlock a brand new paradigm for the rest of the evening

2494
01:53:59,700 --> 01:54:02,700
I don't have a business donating

2495
01:54:02,700 --> 01:54:08,700
Robert thank you very much yeah thanks for the sandwiches say Robert thank you very much

2496
01:54:08,700 --> 01:54:15,700
frankfurter sandwiches

2497
01:54:15,700 --> 01:54:17,700
pissing down

2498
01:54:17,700 --> 01:54:21,700
the wifers on

2499
01:54:21,700 --> 01:54:22,700
no

2500
01:54:22,700 --> 01:54:22,700
no

2501
01:54:22,700 --> 01:54:23,700
we're in bids

2502
01:54:23,700 --> 01:54:24,700
no

2503
01:54:24,700 --> 01:54:25,700
we're in bids

2504
01:54:25,700 --> 01:54:26,700
no

2505
01:54:26,700 --> 01:54:49,700
Can I have a ticket please? How are ya? But the fighter jets didn't have any weapons on them when they were in the skies. They scrambled two F-15 fighter jets.

2506
01:54:53,700 --> 01:55:15,700
To head over to Manhattan. But they didn't even have any weapons, you know? That's how unprepared they were. And, uh, fuckin' hell. Dangerous.

2507
01:55:17,700 --> 01:55:24,700
Next stop, Oil Harbor. South.

2508
01:55:24,700 --> 01:55:37,700
Bin Laden was saying... He admitted that, uh, they didn't... They didn't know now that the buildings were gonna collapse.

2509
01:55:39,700 --> 01:55:44,700
That was an... That was an additional thing that happened.

2510
01:55:45,700 --> 01:55:53,700
Apparently Bin Laden chose the targets. They were gonna go for nuclear power plants.

2511
01:55:54,700 --> 01:56:00,700
And, uh, other places. But, Bin Laden said, "We'll aim for these things."

2512
01:56:01,700 --> 01:56:04,700
And, uh, I don't care how you do it.

2513
01:56:05,700 --> 01:56:07,700
Uh, you... You just go and do it.

2514
01:56:08,700 --> 01:56:09,700
Uh, you know, the plane's gonna go for nuclear power plants.

2515
01:56:09,700 --> 01:56:10,700
And, uh, the plane's gonna go for nuclear power plants.

2516
01:56:10,700 --> 01:56:11,700
And, uh, the plane's gonna go for nuclear power plants.

2517
01:56:11,700 --> 01:56:12,700
And, uh, the plane's gonna go for nuclear power plants.

2518
01:56:12,700 --> 01:56:13,700
And, uh, the plane's gonna go for nuclear power plants.

2519
01:56:13,700 --> 01:56:14,700
And, uh, the plane's gonna go for nuclear power plants.

2520
01:56:14,700 --> 01:56:15,700
And, uh, the plane's gonna go for nuclear power plants.

2521
01:56:15,700 --> 01:56:16,700
And, uh, the plane's gonna go for nuclear power plants.

2522
01:56:16,700 --> 01:56:17,700
And, uh, the plane's gonna go for nuclear power plants.

2523
01:56:17,700 --> 01:56:18,700
And, uh, the plane's gonna go for nuclear power plants.

2524
01:56:18,700 --> 01:56:20,700
And, uh, the angle at which the planes hit the buildings.

2525
01:56:20,700 --> 01:56:25,700
It looked as though maybe Muhammadata had probably said, "Look it."

2526
01:56:25,700 --> 01:56:29,700
I'm gonna go in the North Tower side.

2527
01:56:30,700 --> 01:56:33,700
But, I think what we should do is...

2528
01:56:34,700 --> 01:56:39,700
We should hit the buildings at two different levels.

2529
01:56:40,700 --> 01:56:43,700
In case... We don't know these fellas are gonna fall.

2530
01:56:44,700 --> 01:56:49,700
For all we know, a steel building will be able to contain the fire and still stay standing.

2531
01:56:50,700 --> 01:56:53,700
So, I'm gonna hit it near the top.

2532
01:56:53,700 --> 01:56:55,700
I'm coming in from the North.

2533
01:56:55,700 --> 01:56:59,700
I'm gonna have to be above many buildings anyway.

2534
01:57:00,700 --> 01:57:01,700
So, I'll hit the top.

2535
01:57:01,700 --> 01:57:02,700
And, maybe you...

2536
01:57:03,700 --> 01:57:06,700
When you're coming in from the South, you go to the...

2537
01:57:06,700 --> 01:57:07,700
Maybe the midsection there.

2538
01:57:08,700 --> 01:57:09,700
Because...

2539
01:57:10,700 --> 01:57:13,700
If we hit it at the top, at least all the eyes will be able to see it.

2540
01:57:13,700 --> 01:57:15,700
If you hit the middle, then...

2541
01:57:16,700 --> 01:57:19,700
Not only will they have seen the first one, but...

2542
01:57:20,700 --> 01:57:23,700
There's a good chance that your fucking building will go down.

2543
01:57:24,700 --> 01:57:25,700
And...

2544
01:57:25,700 --> 01:57:26,700
The second plane struck.

2545
01:57:27,700 --> 01:57:30,700
And the second building collapsed before the first building collapsed.

2546
01:57:31,700 --> 01:57:33,700
So, that just goes to show that the...

2547
01:57:33,700 --> 01:57:35,700
The point of impacting entry from that plane...

2548
01:57:36,700 --> 01:57:37,700
The second tower...

2549
01:57:38,700 --> 01:57:40,700
Did have a lot of bearing on it.

2550
01:57:41,700 --> 01:57:42,700
Now, that's to say you're not...

2551
01:57:43,700 --> 01:57:44,700
Prescribed...

2552
01:57:45,700 --> 01:57:49,700
Or subscribed to the notion that it was an inside job.

2553
01:57:50,700 --> 01:57:51,700
And that they...

2554
01:57:52,700 --> 01:57:54,700
They bring the fucking things down with a controlled demolition.

2555
01:57:55,700 --> 01:57:56,700
Lookit...

2556
01:57:57,700 --> 01:57:57,700
I...

2557
01:57:58,700 --> 01:57:59,700
I'm not saying that the...

2558
01:58:00,700 --> 01:58:02,700
The dark sides to the government and all that kind of stuff, but...

2559
01:58:03,700 --> 01:58:05,700
I do believe that the people who say those conspiracies now...

2560
01:58:06,700 --> 01:58:07,700
Have...

2561
01:58:08,700 --> 01:58:09,700
Too high a value on...

2562
01:58:10,700 --> 01:58:11,700
On human...

2563
01:58:12,700 --> 01:58:13,700
On human...

2564
01:58:14,700 --> 01:58:15,700
On human creativity and execution.

2565
01:58:16,700 --> 01:58:17,700
For that to even be a possibility.

2566
01:58:18,700 --> 01:58:22,700
Seems like a long way around going about something that you'd be...

2567
01:58:23,700 --> 01:58:24,700
You'd be able to achieve...

2568
01:58:25,700 --> 01:58:27,700
With a lesser fucking bombastic...

2569
01:58:28,700 --> 01:58:29,700
Enterprise, you know?

2570
01:58:33,700 --> 01:58:34,700
Lookit...

2571
01:58:36,700 --> 01:58:39,700
The CIA didn't flag the two Buckingons coming over to...

2572
01:58:40,700 --> 01:58:41,700
To go to flight school.

2573
01:58:41,700 --> 01:58:43,700
And they were on the radar of the CIA.

2574
01:58:44,700 --> 01:58:46,700
So in some ways you could say that the CIA were...

2575
01:58:47,700 --> 01:58:48,700
America was complicit and they were...

2576
01:58:49,700 --> 01:58:50,700
Maybe...

2577
01:58:51,700 --> 01:58:52,700
Who's to say...

2578
01:58:52,700 --> 01:58:53,700
That some Buckingon in the CIA wasn't...

2579
01:58:54,700 --> 01:58:55,700
Working...

2580
01:58:56,700 --> 01:58:57,700
For the Saudis.

2581
01:58:57,700 --> 01:58:58,700
And...

2582
01:58:58,700 --> 01:58:59,700
And said...

2583
01:58:59,700 --> 01:59:00,700
Forget those lads actually.

2584
01:59:00,700 --> 01:59:01,700
Leave them off.

2585
01:59:01,700 --> 01:59:02,700
They're okay.

2586
01:59:03,700 --> 01:59:04,700
We don't fucking know like, you know?

2587
01:59:04,700 --> 01:59:05,700
You don't know that.

2588
01:59:12,700 --> 01:59:13,700
I was reading the...

2589
01:59:13,700 --> 01:59:15,700
The last day there that Mohammed Atta...

2590
01:59:16,700 --> 01:59:17,700
Was...

2591
01:59:19,700 --> 01:59:20,700
He was weird...

2592
01:59:20,700 --> 01:59:22,700
Sexually confused like, you know?

2593
01:59:23,700 --> 01:59:24,700
He had an aversion to...

2594
01:59:25,700 --> 01:59:26,700
You know...

2595
01:59:26,700 --> 01:59:27,700
All the...

2596
01:59:28,700 --> 01:59:29,700
Westernized culture and...

2597
01:59:30,700 --> 01:59:31,700
Sex itself and...

2598
01:59:32,700 --> 01:59:33,700
He would want...

2599
01:59:33,700 --> 01:59:34,700
You know...

2600
01:59:34,700 --> 01:59:35,700
Women to be covered up and all that kind of stuff.

2601
01:59:35,700 --> 01:59:36,700
And all that kind of stuff.

2602
01:59:41,700 --> 01:59:42,700
There was...

2603
01:59:42,700 --> 01:59:43,700
There were weird...

2604
01:59:43,700 --> 01:59:44,700
Things going on, you know?

2605
01:59:46,700 --> 01:59:48,700
Maybe these guys that did the...

2606
01:59:48,700 --> 01:59:49,700
The terrorizing...

2607
01:59:50,700 --> 01:59:51,700
That were doing a bit of terrorizing...

2608
01:59:52,700 --> 01:59:53,700
On the...

2609
01:59:53,700 --> 01:59:54,700
September the 11th...

2610
01:59:55,700 --> 01:59:56,700
Hadn't been brought up in...

2611
01:59:56,700 --> 01:59:57,700
In...

2612
01:59:57,700 --> 01:59:58,700
In the most...

2613
01:59:58,700 --> 01:59:58,700
Kind of...

2614
01:59:58,700 --> 01:59:59,700
Normal...

2615
02:00:00,700 --> 02:00:01,700
Environments...

2616
02:00:01,700 --> 02:00:02,700
Under...

2617
02:00:02,700 --> 02:00:03,700
Normal...

2618
02:00:04,700 --> 02:00:05,700
Parents and all that.

2619
02:00:05,700 --> 02:00:06,700
Doesn't excuse it...

2620
02:00:06,700 --> 02:00:08,700
At all like what they did but...

2621
02:00:09,700 --> 02:00:12,700
Maybe they were fucked as well like, you know?

2622
02:00:13,700 --> 02:00:14,700
You'd have to be...

2623
02:00:15,700 --> 02:00:16,700
You'd have to have a few screws loose...

2624
02:00:16,700 --> 02:00:17,700
To be able to...

2625
02:00:17,700 --> 02:00:18,700
Fly a spruce moose...

2626
02:00:18,700 --> 02:00:19,700
Into the fucking side of a building...

2627
02:00:19,700 --> 02:00:20,700
Into the fucking side of a building...

2628
02:00:21,700 --> 02:00:22,700
But...

2629
02:00:23,700 --> 02:00:24,700
They were...

2630
02:00:25,700 --> 02:00:26,700
Well educated men...

2631
02:00:27,700 --> 02:00:28,700
They were well educated men...

2632
02:00:29,700 --> 02:00:30,700
They were well educated men...

2633
02:00:31,700 --> 02:00:31,700
Who had...

2634
02:00:32,700 --> 02:00:32,700
Gone...

2635
02:00:32,700 --> 02:00:33,700
And studied in the West...

2636
02:00:34,700 --> 02:00:37,700
They were selected because their English was...

2637
02:00:38,700 --> 02:00:39,700
Good...

2638
02:00:39,700 --> 02:00:40,700
If not...

2639
02:00:40,700 --> 02:00:41,700
If possible...

2640
02:00:41,700 --> 02:00:41,700
If not...

2641
02:00:41,700 --> 02:00:42,700
Very good...

2642
02:00:42,700 --> 02:00:43,700
In the case of the...

2643
02:00:43,700 --> 02:00:44,700
The pilots...

2644
02:00:47,700 --> 02:00:48,700
And...

2645
02:00:49,700 --> 02:00:50,700
They had...

2646
02:00:50,700 --> 02:00:52,700
They had not needed to be trained to live in the West...

2647
02:00:52,700 --> 02:00:53,700
They had it all sus...

2648
02:00:54,700 --> 02:00:55,700
In fact...

2649
02:00:55,700 --> 02:00:56,700
They had gone and lived...

2650
02:00:57,700 --> 02:00:58,700
They had gone there...

2651
02:00:58,700 --> 02:00:59,700
Done that...

2652
02:00:59,700 --> 02:01:00,700
And bought the t-shirt...

2653
02:01:01,700 --> 02:01:02,700
And they...

2654
02:01:02,700 --> 02:01:03,700
They'd gone...

2655
02:01:03,700 --> 02:01:04,700
You know what?

2656
02:01:04,700 --> 02:01:05,700
I don't want to wear this t-shirt...

2657
02:01:06,700 --> 02:01:08,700
I don't like this t-shirt one day...

2658
02:01:09,700 --> 02:01:11,700
I think I'm gonna put on another t-shirt...

2659
02:01:12,700 --> 02:01:13,700
The t-shirt of terror...

2660
02:01:13,700 --> 02:01:15,700
Is the one that they put on...

2661
02:01:16,700 --> 02:01:19,700
And instead of an "I love NY" symbol on it...

2662
02:01:20,700 --> 02:01:21,700
It just said...

2663
02:01:22,700 --> 02:01:23,700
"I heart terror"

2664
02:01:24,700 --> 02:01:25,700
And that's a metaphor...

2665
02:01:25,700 --> 02:01:26,700
Now...

2666
02:01:26,700 --> 02:01:27,700
I'm going along...

2667
02:01:27,700 --> 02:01:28,700
It didn't really happen...

2668
02:01:29,700 --> 02:01:30,700
I'm going along...

2669
02:01:31,700 --> 02:01:33,700
It's an analogy...

2670
02:01:33,700 --> 02:01:34,700
And...

2671
02:01:34,700 --> 02:01:35,700
Um...

2672
02:01:36,700 --> 02:01:37,700
These books that did that...

2673
02:01:37,700 --> 02:01:38,700
Now...

2674
02:01:38,700 --> 02:01:39,700
They might have had...

2675
02:01:39,700 --> 02:01:40,700
Fucking hard times...

2676
02:01:40,700 --> 02:01:41,700
As children...

2677
02:01:42,700 --> 02:01:43,700
But it doesn't excuse you...

2678
02:01:43,700 --> 02:01:44,700
Doing what they did...

2679
02:01:44,700 --> 02:01:46,700
You know...

2680
02:01:46,700 --> 02:01:56,700
I was saying to Tommy Woodbine...

2681
02:01:56,700 --> 02:01:57,700
That last day...

2682
02:01:58,700 --> 02:01:59,700
That Mohammedatta...

2683
02:02:00,700 --> 02:02:03,700
You never know what his father could've...

2684
02:02:03,700 --> 02:02:04,700
He could've been...

2685
02:02:04,700 --> 02:02:05,700
Schlappin' his arse...

2686
02:02:06,700 --> 02:02:08,700
Every day...

2687
02:02:09,700 --> 02:02:11,700
And every schlapp...

2688
02:02:11,700 --> 02:02:12,700
That Mohammedatta took...

2689
02:02:12,700 --> 02:02:13,700
That Mohammedatta took...

2690
02:02:14,700 --> 02:02:15,700
Might have...

2691
02:02:15,700 --> 02:02:16,700
Built up inside him...

2692
02:02:16,700 --> 02:02:17,700
Like a bank...

2693
02:02:18,700 --> 02:02:19,700
Like a fourth nox of pain...

2694
02:02:20,700 --> 02:02:22,700
Inside Mohammedatta's arse...

2695
02:02:22,700 --> 02:02:24,700
Was a fourth nox of pain...

2696
02:02:24,700 --> 02:02:25,700
And...

2697
02:02:26,700 --> 02:02:27,700
It got...

2698
02:02:27,700 --> 02:02:28,700
It brought out...

2699
02:02:28,700 --> 02:02:29,700
The worst in him...

2700
02:02:29,700 --> 02:02:30,700
On that day...

2701
02:02:31,700 --> 02:02:32,700
And...

2702
02:02:33,700 --> 02:02:35,700
They stayed in a motel...

2703
02:02:35,700 --> 02:02:36,700
The night before it...

2704
02:02:36,700 --> 02:02:37,700
Out in Oakland...

2705
02:02:37,700 --> 02:02:38,700
Or something...

2706
02:02:38,700 --> 02:02:39,700
And they got a flight...

2707
02:02:39,700 --> 02:02:40,700
Before they got on the...

2708
02:02:40,700 --> 02:02:41,700
The main flight...

2709
02:02:41,700 --> 02:02:42,700
I don't know why they did that...

2710
02:02:43,700 --> 02:02:44,700
Some...

2711
02:02:45,700 --> 02:02:47,700
Some things we will never know...

2712
02:02:48,700 --> 02:02:49,700
You can only guess...

2713
02:02:49,700 --> 02:02:51,700
It all adds up to the mystery...

2714
02:02:51,700 --> 02:02:52,700
Of the whole fucking thing...

2715
02:02:53,700 --> 02:02:55,700
It all adds up to the...

2716
02:02:55,700 --> 02:02:56,700
It makes it such a hotbed...

2717
02:02:56,700 --> 02:02:57,700
For uh...

2718
02:02:57,700 --> 02:02:58,700
Conspiracy theorists...

2719
02:02:58,700 --> 02:02:59,700
And...

2720
02:02:59,700 --> 02:03:00,700
And such...

2721
02:03:01,700 --> 02:03:02,700
Because there's still...

2722
02:03:02,700 --> 02:03:03,700
The shit we'll never know about...

2723
02:03:03,700 --> 02:03:04,700
You know...

2724
02:03:05,700 --> 02:03:06,700
What about the black box?

2725
02:03:07,700 --> 02:03:08,700
They were after saying...

2726
02:03:08,700 --> 02:03:09,700
They found the Bookings passport...

2727
02:03:09,700 --> 02:03:10,700
In the rubble...

2728
02:03:11,700 --> 02:03:11,700
Of the...

2729
02:03:11,700 --> 02:03:12,700
The World Trade Center...

2730
02:03:13,700 --> 02:03:15,700
They found an intact passport...

2731
02:03:15,700 --> 02:03:16,700
You mean to tell me that?

2732
02:03:17,700 --> 02:03:18,700
And they haven't released the black box...

2733
02:03:19,700 --> 02:03:20,700
I wanna hear what was being said...

2734
02:03:20,700 --> 02:03:21,700
On the black box...

2735
02:03:21,700 --> 02:03:22,700
Do you know?

2736
02:03:22,700 --> 02:03:23,700
How you getting at it?

2737
02:03:23,700 --> 02:03:24,700
You mean to tell me...

2738
02:03:24,700 --> 02:03:25,700
You found a passport...

2739
02:03:25,700 --> 02:03:26,700
You're booking on the plane...

2740
02:03:26,700 --> 02:03:27,700
You're...

2741
02:03:27,700 --> 02:03:27,700
Sure the fucking plane...

2742
02:03:27,700 --> 02:03:28,700
Disintegrated when it hit the tower...

2743
02:03:28,700 --> 02:03:29,700
How you getting at it?

2744
02:03:29,700 --> 02:03:30,700
How you getting at it?

2745
02:03:30,700 --> 02:03:32,880
You found a passport for booking on the plane.

2746
02:03:34,860 --> 02:03:37,880
Sure, the fucking plane disintegrated when it hit the tower.

2747
02:03:40,540 --> 02:03:41,360
How are you getting that?

2748
02:03:42,640 --> 02:03:44,120
Hey, don't have a bit of donating.

2749
02:03:45,980 --> 02:03:47,380
Hey, don't have a bit of donating.

2750
02:03:48,740 --> 02:03:50,720
Thank you very much for that.

2751
02:03:51,860 --> 02:03:53,500
Gridrain 741, thank you.

2752
02:03:56,560 --> 02:03:57,920
Thank you very much for that.

2753
02:03:57,920 --> 02:03:59,920
I'm going to go on. Quit the bed.

2754
02:04:00,420 --> 02:04:03,640
Taking the buses. So much fun.

2755
02:04:08,700 --> 02:04:10,880
It's a lovely part of town.

2756
02:04:11,180 --> 02:04:13,200
Look at the countryside here.

2757
02:04:14,060 --> 02:04:15,200
An old town here.

2758
02:04:15,840 --> 02:04:17,600
The Showbo grounds in Siegvalden.

2759
02:04:18,300 --> 02:04:18,920
And Oakville.

2760
02:04:19,320 --> 02:04:20,640
Lovely township of Oakville.

2761
02:04:21,820 --> 02:04:24,460
Awful shame now if my bus was hijacked

2762
02:04:24,460 --> 02:04:29,860
by 19 Saudi Arabian bookings.

2763
02:04:31,420 --> 02:04:33,320
With their passports.

2764
02:04:35,240 --> 02:04:37,620
And that they drove this fucking slug here.

2765
02:04:37,760 --> 02:04:39,900
And lovely Mercedes Sotero.

2766
02:04:40,960 --> 02:04:41,840
They used...

2767
02:04:41,840 --> 02:04:44,520
They transformed the Mercedes Sotero

2768
02:04:44,520 --> 02:04:46,900
into a missile.

2769
02:04:48,280 --> 02:04:50,280
And sent it plowing into fucking...

2770
02:04:50,280 --> 02:04:51,280
The cheese fountain shop.

2771
02:04:51,280 --> 02:04:52,280
In town.

2772
02:04:55,280 --> 02:04:56,280
That's why we need to...

2773
02:04:56,280 --> 02:04:57,280
At Schluggeren.

2774
02:04:57,280 --> 02:04:58,280
Maybe...

2775
02:04:58,280 --> 02:05:00,280
They're thinking about bringing in...

2776
02:05:00,280 --> 02:05:01,280
Body scanners.

2777
02:05:02,280 --> 02:05:03,280
Or until we've got the money...

2778
02:05:03,280 --> 02:05:05,280
I'm just going to pat every customer down.

2779
02:05:07,280 --> 02:05:10,280
But I'll be wearing a pair of oven gloves as well, you know.

2780
02:05:10,280 --> 02:05:16,220
well you know there's no funny business going on we're all above we're all fine

2781
02:05:16,220 --> 02:05:19,060
with what's happening

2782
02:05:23,260 --> 02:05:29,900
how you doing carbon you're keeping carbon today

2783
02:05:30,040 --> 02:05:36,720
see father you're going to see father I stick you down for a senior song when

2784
02:05:36,720 --> 02:05:42,480
you're away please when you one you're waiting for your troubles and I give you

2785
02:05:42,480 --> 02:05:51,180
320 back several tickets for the purple onion well well well if it isn't herself

2786
02:05:51,180 --> 02:05:57,420
you'll learn your lesson I hope you're buying tickets now instead of stealing no

2787
02:05:57,420 --> 02:06:06,000
problem and you're back again to the doppelganger eh senior and a one

2788
02:06:06,000 --> 02:06:11,760
and one euro way for you oh sorry one euro 27 20 too much change

2789
02:06:11,760 --> 02:06:17,520
you have to be off of your foot the fair dodge you if you want to catch the comes from the X you need to be fast and get them get them well they're hot look at this lad umbrella man and I tell you something that the umbrella man is a nice little short film you can have a look about

2790
02:06:17,520 --> 02:06:47,500
You have to be off of a pure put the fair dodges. If you want to catch the cunts in the act, you need to be fasted. And get them. Get them while they're hot. Look at this lad. Umbrella man. And I tell you something else. The Umbrella man is a nice little short film. You can have a look. About conspiracy theorists and how you can blow something out of the world.

2791
02:06:47,500 --> 02:07:16,360
You can have a look at the proportion in your mind. Almost at a paranoid like state. It just looks at the Umbrella man who was beside the fucking motorcade where John F. Kennedy was shot. John fucking Kennedy. Got bamboozled by a magic bullet which was apparating from the bookshop uptown. Lee Harvey Asmosis was doing a bit of shooting up there. Whilst reading. He was doing his war on pieces.

2792
02:07:16,360 --> 02:07:29,360
and he decided to take a few pot shots at Kennedy wasn't covered he should have had a bit of coverage but he didn't.

2793
02:07:30,360 --> 02:07:36,360
Dallas Cowboys there were a few fucking cowboys that day I tell ya playing fuck on the grassy knoll.

2794
02:07:36,360 --> 02:07:45,360
The grassy knoll was where the CIA were hidden and if you think I'm talking grassy knollocks

2795
02:07:45,360 --> 02:07:51,360
go and check the history books and that'll tell you there's people fucking hiding on the grass you know.

2796
02:07:51,360 --> 02:07:59,360
And then you've got the likes of the umbrella man then who was holding an umbrella in broad daylight so there was no rain or anything like that.

2797
02:07:59,360 --> 02:08:05,360
See that clown tried to overtake me there on the left. I got him off. He didn't see because of my massive head.

2798
02:08:05,360 --> 02:08:14,360
He was just it was a silent protestor apparently with the umbrella.

2799
02:08:14,360 --> 02:08:20,360
Gregoski thank you very much for keeping you. I hope that you're keeping well.

2800
02:08:20,360 --> 02:08:28,360
Thank you very much for your sweet stream tip. Very kind of ya. All the best.

2801
02:08:28,360 --> 02:08:40,360
But there's a fertile hotbed of suspicion around 9/11. Much more so than that of the GFK.

2802
02:08:40,360 --> 02:08:46,360
GFK looks clear cut. It looks like a clear cut conspiracy, you know?

2803
02:08:46,360 --> 02:08:55,360
Often strange as well. At America there's an airport in New York called GFK.

2804
02:08:55,360 --> 02:09:03,360
And that's where 9/11 happened in New York. And that airport is called GFK.

2805
02:09:03,360 --> 02:09:10,360
And that's what the other conspiracy was in America. Before 9/11, it was GFK.

2806
02:09:10,360 --> 02:09:20,360
Has anybody looked at that? Has anybody looked into that? I don't think so.

2807
02:09:20,360 --> 02:09:23,360
Next stop, Dr. Julius Machner Street.

2808
02:09:23,360 --> 02:09:30,360
Dr. Julius Street is coming up everybody. If you want to get off on Dr. Julius.

2809
02:09:30,360 --> 02:09:42,360
It's pissing down. Shout out to all the World of Warcraft boys on the hard grind tonight.

2810
02:09:42,360 --> 02:09:52,360
Trying to peek at the apex of MMOs. Mass multiplayer online game.

2811
02:09:52,360 --> 02:10:02,360
Dermot Lopez Police Academy.

2812
02:10:02,360 --> 02:10:14,360
And it won't be long now before computer games, live simulations of reality, we're getting there.

2813
02:10:14,360 --> 02:10:29,360
And terrorist events and attacks will be coordinated and executed from behind the fucking computer desk in some asshole's bedroom.

2814
02:10:29,360 --> 02:10:41,360
No longer will you have to go through the frustrating rigmarole of having to hijack this, that and fucking grassy and old that and...

2815
02:10:41,360 --> 02:10:47,360
You know, drive here, shoot there and whoop, whatever the fuck you do.

2816
02:10:47,360 --> 02:10:57,360
You'll be able to do it from an app on your phone. That you downloaded from the app store.

2817
02:10:57,360 --> 02:11:05,360
Oh! Red light! Red light shine.

2818
02:11:05,360 --> 02:11:10,360
Next stop, Dr. Julius Machner Street.

2819
02:11:10,360 --> 02:11:15,360
Dr. Julius Machner Street coming up everybody. Everybody have the bus at the stage.

2820
02:11:23,360 --> 02:11:31,360
The IRB did 1916, says Ewn Gardner. The Irish Republican Brotherhood.

2821
02:11:31,360 --> 02:11:33,360
We're behind 9/11, are they?

2822
02:11:33,360 --> 02:11:36,360
If they come back, do a fucking job on us.

2823
02:11:36,360 --> 02:11:38,360
"Winter of Passion"

2824
02:11:38,360 --> 02:11:40,360
Winter of Passion.

2825
02:11:40,360 --> 02:11:41,360
Winter of Passion.

2826
02:11:47,360 --> 02:11:49,360
"He's doing this, don't need."

2827
02:11:51,360 --> 02:11:52,360
"He's doing this, don't need."

2828
02:11:52,360 --> 02:11:53,360
"He's doing this, don't need."

2829
02:11:53,360 --> 02:11:54,360
"Thank you very much, Dermot."

2830
02:11:54,360 --> 02:11:55,360
"Thank you very much, Dermot."

2831
02:11:55,360 --> 02:11:57,360
"That's my stop."

2832
02:12:00,360 --> 02:12:02,360
"Dr. Julius Park coming up."

2833
02:12:04,360 --> 02:12:06,360
"Hide your wife, hide your kids."

2834
02:12:09,360 --> 02:12:11,360
"There's someone out there, he's snatching your people up."

2835
02:12:13,360 --> 02:12:15,360
"I love a bit of sourdough."

2836
02:12:16,360 --> 02:12:18,360
"With a fucking lock of Dairy Gold."

2837
02:12:20,360 --> 02:12:21,360
"Or NCF."

2838
02:12:22,360 --> 02:12:23,360
"Softrum."

2839
02:12:24,360 --> 02:12:27,360
"On a nice, fat slice of sourdough."

2840
02:12:28,360 --> 02:12:30,360
"You do get it in hipster places in town now."

2841
02:12:30,360 --> 02:12:32,360
"Anybody getting off here?"

2842
02:12:32,360 --> 02:12:33,360
"No?"

2843
02:12:37,360 --> 02:12:38,360
"Wrong stop."

2844
02:12:39,360 --> 02:12:40,360
"Wrong stop, I apologize everybody."

2845
02:12:40,360 --> 02:12:41,360
"Wrong stop."

2846
02:12:41,360 --> 02:12:42,360
"Wrong stop."

2847
02:12:42,360 --> 02:12:43,360
"Next stop, Dr. Julian Machner Street."

2848
02:12:43,360 --> 02:12:52,360
"Don't be leaving any fucking rubbish on the bus either, okay?"

2849
02:12:53,360 --> 02:12:54,360
"Okay."

2850
02:12:54,360 --> 02:12:55,360
"Ladies and gentlemen."

2851
02:12:55,360 --> 02:12:56,360
"Boys and girls."

2852
02:12:56,360 --> 02:12:57,360
"I'm gonna tell you something now."

2853
02:12:57,360 --> 02:12:58,360
"That'll rock your world."

2854
02:12:58,360 --> 02:13:03,360
"If you have a cup or a wrapper from a bar."

2855
02:13:03,360 --> 02:13:06,360
"Pick his up and bring his home."

2856
02:13:06,360 --> 02:13:08,360
"You wouldn't leave us in your own fucking cow."

2857
02:13:08,360 --> 02:13:10,360
"If you had a cow, you wouldn't leave us in a cow."

2858
02:13:10,360 --> 02:13:15,360
"You're ruining my bus, bus, bus, bus, bus, bus, bus."

2859
02:13:15,360 --> 02:13:30,800
You're ruining my bus. You're ruining my bus. You're ruining my bus. You're ruining my bus. I'm going right here. I'm going left. Thank you.

2860
02:13:35,140 --> 02:13:43,100
Now we'll turn right, Hubert, and we've got Dr. Julius matching her straight now if anybody wants to get off there. Lovely little bush stop.

2861
02:13:44,300 --> 02:14:12,740
I didn't run a red light. Look at me. I haven't crashed the fucking thing. It's telling me I've run a red light. Apparently that's running a red light now if your nose is over the zebra. I have a bone to pick with these red light tags now. It's not fair. It's not fair on me. It's not fair on my face. It's not fair on Shlugir.

2862
02:14:13,240 --> 02:14:15,840
We've been besmirched.

2863
02:14:15,840 --> 02:14:30,020
That goat in the last episode of Winter of Passion was a bit out of place. They're talking about Winter of Passion again. The new Game of Thrones.

2864
02:14:34,100 --> 02:14:54,480
What's the favorite? I was down in the graveyard the last day. They're all watching. I was down in the graveyard the last day now and they're all watching TV. All the people who were buried there were watching the TV. Do you know what show they were watching? Game of Thrones.

2865
02:14:58,480 --> 02:14:58,980
Now.

2866
02:15:04,380 --> 02:15:07,180
Now regular and one. There you go.

2867
02:15:07,980 --> 02:15:08,480
Too easy.

2868
02:15:09,980 --> 02:15:10,480
No problem.

2869
02:15:11,880 --> 02:15:12,480
No problem.

2870
02:15:20,680 --> 02:15:21,180
Thank you.

2871
02:15:21,780 --> 02:15:22,480
How are ya?

2872
02:15:23,880 --> 02:15:24,480
No problem.

2873
02:15:24,480 --> 02:15:26,480
*Barkly*

2874
02:15:30,480 --> 02:15:32,480
460 back to ya.

2875
02:15:33,480 --> 02:15:34,480
Good woman yourself.

2876
02:15:38,480 --> 02:15:39,480
The door is blocked.

2877
02:15:40,480 --> 02:15:42,480
Somebody needs to get out that doorway.

2878
02:15:42,480 --> 02:15:44,480
Get out of that doorway now, fish!

2879
02:15:44,480 --> 02:15:45,480
Good man.

2880
02:15:50,480 --> 02:15:51,480
No.

2881
02:15:52,480 --> 02:15:53,480
Let's hit the minty.

2882
02:15:54,480 --> 02:15:55,480
Mintus Hiwis.

2883
02:15:56,480 --> 02:15:57,480
Mintus Hiwis.

2884
02:15:57,480 --> 02:15:58,480
*Barkly*

2885
02:15:58,480 --> 02:16:00,480
I forgot to get something for dinner.

2886
02:16:01,480 --> 02:16:03,480
Well, pizza it is.

2887
02:16:05,480 --> 02:16:06,480
*Barkly*

2888
02:16:06,480 --> 02:16:08,480
Next stop: Amber Gate.

2889
02:16:10,480 --> 02:16:11,480
Hey, you don't have to donate.

2890
02:16:11,480 --> 02:16:12,480
Oh, fucking hell.

2891
02:16:12,480 --> 02:16:13,480
He's doing a bit of donating.

2892
02:16:13,480 --> 02:16:14,480
Yeah.

2893
02:16:14,480 --> 02:16:15,480
You don't have to donate.

2894
02:16:15,480 --> 02:16:16,480
Yeah.

2895
02:16:16,480 --> 02:16:17,480
Thank you very much.

2896
02:16:17,480 --> 02:16:19,480
Fucking hell.

2897
02:16:19,480 --> 02:16:20,480
No!

2898
02:16:20,480 --> 02:16:38,480
500 euro damage. I fucking barely kissed him. He was driving right past. Hey, don't a bit of donating. Titter's Canal. Thank you very much, Titter's.

2899
02:16:38,480 --> 02:17:01,480
Ah, for fuck's sake. Trying to drive a clean bus here. A clean road with no fuck-ups. He barely rubbed up against the fucking face of the bus. Now I'm down 520 euros.

2900
02:17:06,480 --> 02:17:13,480
Shkong. In the rain as well. Thank you very much, Titter's and Dr. Julius Lopez.

2901
02:17:34,480 --> 02:17:36,480
I'm gonna see you. How are you doing that now?

2902
02:17:41,480 --> 02:17:43,480
Passing a time.

2903
02:17:47,480 --> 02:17:49,480
Next time, Amberly.

2904
02:17:49,480 --> 02:17:51,480
Amberly.

2905
02:17:55,480 --> 02:17:56,480
Everybody up.

2906
02:17:56,480 --> 02:18:12,480
Dan Spartan. How are you? How's the fentanyl? In Schleigo? I don't know. I don't know. It's doing the rounds anyway, I think.

2907
02:18:12,480 --> 02:18:27,480
Dadgy stuff. Synthesized out in China.

2908
02:18:27,480 --> 02:18:28,480
The passing of time.

2909
02:18:28,480 --> 02:18:28,480
The passing of time.

2910
02:18:28,480 --> 02:18:40,480
Another red light. Another 500 euro down. About 180.

2911
02:18:41,480 --> 02:18:46,480
Big Tom, of course, and the story of the passing of time. And that's for all of the people who...

2912
02:18:46,480 --> 02:18:53,480
Such great memories of the great man himself. And all who we met up in Orem last night as well.

2913
02:18:53,480 --> 02:18:59,480
Dedicate that to all the family circle. And all our good friends up there who tune into us quite a few on the internet service as well.

2914
02:18:59,480 --> 02:19:08,480
So hello to all of you around around. And Blaney and Fortherfield and to County Aramad there as well. Just wanted to say hello again there to Anne in New York.

2915
02:19:08,480 --> 02:19:18,480
From Kerry. Anne says, please wish Andrea Higgins a happy 21st birthday. Such a kind young woman. And thanks very much indeed. And that's Andrea, I think, over in Ballimahan.

2916
02:19:18,480 --> 02:19:21,480
And Roe Siggins says thanks Anne. Where's the poste at?

2917
02:19:21,480 --> 02:19:22,480
Where's the poste at?

2918
02:19:22,480 --> 02:19:23,480
Where's the poste at?

2919
02:19:23,480 --> 02:19:30,480
So it was a good hoolie in Langford. So hello to you all there tonight. Thank you very much indeed for that. And we all need to go to Langford for some fun.

2920
02:19:30,480 --> 02:19:35,480
And indeed. There you go. George Langan says tune in the double-est night.

2921
02:19:35,480 --> 02:19:36,480
Thanks for being so much.

2922
02:19:36,480 --> 02:19:39,480
How are you? You getting on or off?

2923
02:19:39,480 --> 02:19:41,480
Staying clear. The door's open.

2924
02:19:41,480 --> 02:19:47,480
How are you? Are you a terrorist?

2925
02:19:47,480 --> 02:19:50,480
Are you Al Qaeda?

2926
02:19:50,480 --> 02:19:53,480
I'm only missing. You're welcome.

2927
02:19:53,480 --> 02:19:59,480
Oh. There you go.

2928
02:19:59,480 --> 02:20:00,480
Oh. There you go.

2929
02:20:00,480 --> 02:20:06,480
We're going to move on. Here's a gentleman who is one of our singers. He's with us on a Monday night in Galway.

2930
02:20:06,480 --> 02:20:12,480
And there's so many artists taking part. I think we have over 30, easily over 30 now at this stage between the two nights.

2931
02:20:12,480 --> 02:20:14,480
Passenger needs to get off again.

2932
02:20:14,480 --> 02:20:15,480
Passenger needs to get off again.

2933
02:20:15,480 --> 02:20:16,480
Passenger needs to get off again.

2934
02:20:16,480 --> 02:20:18,480
You're absolutely fine for it this year actually. Delighted to say.

2935
02:20:18,480 --> 02:20:22,480
And if you're... Patsy is sending off...

2936
02:20:22,480 --> 02:20:23,480
Who's getting off now here?

2937
02:20:23,480 --> 02:20:24,480
Passenger needs to get off again.

2938
02:20:24,480 --> 02:20:25,480
Passenger needs to get off again.

2939
02:20:25,480 --> 02:20:26,480
Passenger needs to get off again.

2940
02:20:26,480 --> 02:20:27,480
Passenger needs to get off again.

2941
02:20:27,480 --> 02:20:28,480
Passenger needs to get off again.

2942
02:20:28,480 --> 02:20:29,480
Passenger needs to get off again.

2943
02:20:29,480 --> 02:20:30,480
Passenger needs to get off again.

2944
02:20:30,480 --> 02:20:31,480
Passenger needs to get off again.

2945
02:20:31,480 --> 02:20:32,480
Passenger needs to get off again.

2946
02:20:32,480 --> 02:20:33,480
Passenger needs to get off again.

2947
02:20:33,480 --> 02:20:34,480
Passenger needs to get off again.

2948
02:20:34,480 --> 02:20:35,480
Passenger needs to get off again.

2949
02:20:35,480 --> 02:20:36,480
Passenger needs to get off again.

2950
02:20:36,480 --> 02:20:37,480
Passenger needs to get off again.

2951
02:20:37,480 --> 02:20:38,480
Passenger needs to get off again.

2952
02:20:38,480 --> 02:20:39,480
Passenger needs to get off again.

2953
02:20:39,480 --> 02:20:40,480
Passenger needs to get off again.

2954
02:20:40,480 --> 02:20:41,480
Passenger needs to get off again.

2955
02:20:41,480 --> 02:20:42,480
Passenger needs to get off again.

2956
02:20:42,480 --> 02:20:43,480
Passenger needs to get off again.

2957
02:20:43,480 --> 02:20:44,480
Passenger needs to get off again.

2958
02:20:44,480 --> 02:20:45,480
Passenger needs to get off again.

2959
02:20:45,480 --> 02:20:46,480
Passenger needs to get off again.

2960
02:20:46,480 --> 02:20:47,480
Passenger needs to get off again.

2961
02:20:47,480 --> 02:20:48,480
Passenger needs to get off again.

2962
02:20:48,480 --> 02:20:49,480
Passenger needs to get off again.

2963
02:20:49,480 --> 02:20:50,480
Passenger needs to get off again.

2964
02:20:50,480 --> 02:20:51,480
Passenger needs to get off again.

2965
02:20:51,480 --> 02:20:52,480
Passenger needs to get off again.

2966
02:20:52,480 --> 02:20:53,480
Passenger needs to get off again.

2967
02:20:53,480 --> 02:20:54,480
Passenger needs to get off again.

2968
02:20:54,480 --> 02:20:55,480
Passenger needs to get off again.

2969
02:20:55,480 --> 02:20:56,480
Passenger needs to get off again.

2970
02:20:56,480 --> 02:20:57,480
Passenger needs to get off again.

2971
02:20:57,480 --> 02:20:58,480
Passenger needs to get off again.

2972
02:20:58,480 --> 02:20:59,480
Passenger needs to get off again.

2973
02:20:59,480 --> 02:21:00,480
Passenger needs to get off again.

2974
02:21:00,480 --> 02:21:01,480
Passenger needs to get off again.

2975
02:21:01,480 --> 02:21:02,480
Passenger needs to get off again.

2976
02:21:02,480 --> 02:21:03,480
Passenger needs to get off again.

2977
02:21:03,480 --> 02:21:04,480
Passenger needs to get off again.

2978
02:21:04,480 --> 02:21:05,480
Passenger needs to get off again.

2979
02:21:05,480 --> 02:21:06,480
Passenger needs to get off again.

2980
02:21:06,480 --> 02:21:07,480
Passenger needs to get off again.

2981
02:21:07,480 --> 02:21:08,480
Passenger needs to get off again.

2982
02:21:08,480 --> 02:21:09,480
Passenger needs to get off again.

2983
02:21:09,480 --> 02:21:10,480
Passenger needs to get off again.

2984
02:21:10,480 --> 02:21:11,480
Passenger needs to get off again.

2985
02:21:11,480 --> 02:21:12,480
Passenger needs to get off again.

2986
02:21:12,480 --> 02:21:13,480
Passenger needs to get off again.

2987
02:21:13,480 --> 02:21:14,480
Passenger needs to get off again.

2988
02:21:14,480 --> 02:21:15,480
Passenger needs to get off again.

2989
02:21:15,480 --> 02:21:16,480
Passenger needs to get off again.

2990
02:21:16,480 --> 02:21:17,480
Passenger needs to get off again.

2991
02:21:17,480 --> 02:21:18,480
Passenger needs to get off again.

2992
02:21:18,480 --> 02:21:19,480
So here we go with John.

2993
02:21:19,480 --> 02:21:25,480
They weren't so happy when I became a permanent fixture.

2994
02:21:25,480 --> 02:21:30,480
I met my darling in the springtime.

2995
02:21:30,480 --> 02:21:35,480
When all the flowers were in bloom.

2996
02:21:35,480 --> 02:21:40,480
And like the flowers our love blossomed.

2997
02:21:40,480 --> 02:21:45,480
We married in the month of June.

2998
02:21:45,480 --> 02:21:49,480
Our love was like a burning ember.

2999
02:21:49,480 --> 02:21:51,480
Like a burning fire.

3000
02:21:51,480 --> 02:21:54,480
On the sides of golden globe.

3001
02:21:54,480 --> 02:21:56,480
A golden globe.

3002
02:21:56,480 --> 02:21:58,480
And sunshine in December.

3003
02:21:58,480 --> 02:22:00,480
Sunshine in December.

3004
02:22:00,480 --> 02:22:02,480
And through our roses and snow.

3005
02:22:02,480 --> 02:22:04,480
Don't you know.

3006
02:22:04,480 --> 02:22:09,480
Now God has taken my darling.

3007
02:22:09,480 --> 02:22:10,480
That's sad.

3008
02:22:10,480 --> 02:22:14,480
And left me with a memory.

3009
02:22:14,480 --> 02:22:15,480
That's awful sad.

3010
02:22:15,480 --> 02:22:19,480
One memory I will always cherish.

3011
02:22:19,480 --> 02:22:20,480
One memory I will always cherish.

3012
02:22:20,480 --> 02:22:21,480
One memory I will always cherish.

3013
02:22:21,480 --> 02:22:24,480
Where these last words she said to me.

3014
02:22:24,480 --> 02:22:29,480
Our love was like a burning ember.

3015
02:22:29,480 --> 02:22:30,480
That's sad.

3016
02:22:30,480 --> 02:22:31,480
I'll get my darling.

3017
02:22:31,480 --> 02:22:33,480
Oh yeah, no.

3018
02:22:33,480 --> 02:22:59,480
*Sings* Awful sad, isn't it? A song there about finding love and then love dying. But the love didn't die. It was the person died and then...

3019
02:22:59,480 --> 02:23:28,480
*Sings* Now he's singing about how he used to have sunshine in December. It's sad. Lovely donkey there in the field. Oh, it's a cow. They're in fine fettle. Look at that. Look at that. Fucking great dairy cow. Fine fettle.

3020
02:23:28,480 --> 02:23:35,480
*Sings* Look at those tails. Shake that tail. Shake that tail, baby.

3021
02:23:35,480 --> 02:23:42,480
*Sings* Like a burning ember. It mourns as a golden glow.

3022
02:23:42,480 --> 02:23:49,480
*Sings* Like, go and have a look at this cow for a moment. Sorry there, guys. I'm just gonna go and look at the cow for a moment.

3023
02:23:49,480 --> 02:23:56,480
*Sings* Look at that. She's prize. Prize. Look at this. Bloodshot eyes. Must be on the THC. Look at that mouth. Look at that shnaut.

3024
02:23:56,480 --> 02:24:03,480
*Sings* Fine fettle. Fine fettle. That's what I'd love to be. That's what I'd love to be.

3025
02:24:03,480 --> 02:24:05,040
Fries.

3026
02:24:06,900 --> 02:24:08,080
Look at this.

3027
02:24:11,100 --> 02:24:12,400
Bloodshot eyes.

3028
02:24:13,840 --> 02:24:15,380
Must be on the THC.

3029
02:24:15,640 --> 02:24:16,480
Look at that mouth.

3030
02:24:18,340 --> 02:24:19,600
Look at that snout.

3031
02:24:21,660 --> 02:24:22,420
Fine fettle.

3032
02:24:27,040 --> 02:24:29,000
It's a clean, a clean udder.

3033
02:24:29,620 --> 02:24:31,180
Clean sack and a clean hole.

3034
02:24:31,840 --> 02:24:32,940
It's fantastic.

3035
02:24:33,940 --> 02:24:35,240
Great belly.

3036
02:24:36,240 --> 02:24:37,020
Fine leg.

3037
02:24:39,220 --> 02:24:40,720
A clean piece.

3038
02:24:43,160 --> 02:24:46,400
And some great, great, great, great suctions.

3039
02:24:47,860 --> 02:24:48,320
Suckers.

3040
02:24:50,020 --> 02:24:52,120
Fine suckers on it.

3041
02:24:52,760 --> 02:24:53,400
Look at that.

3042
02:24:53,900 --> 02:24:54,920
Lovely colour in it.

3043
02:24:55,700 --> 02:24:57,000
Lovely colour on the beast.

3044
02:25:00,000 --> 02:25:02,200
We've got a bit of cowbell in over here.

3045
02:25:02,200 --> 02:25:08,320
Move over, guys.

3046
02:25:09,100 --> 02:25:09,960
Slugs in town.

3047
02:25:11,100 --> 02:25:12,140
I'm only messing with you.

3048
02:25:12,500 --> 02:25:15,660
I've only come to admire your aura.

3049
02:25:15,660 --> 02:25:16,300
Your aura.

3050
02:25:17,220 --> 02:25:17,900
You've great colour.

3051
02:25:18,700 --> 02:25:19,440
You've great colour.

3052
02:25:21,820 --> 02:25:23,040
How you doing now?

3053
02:25:23,120 --> 02:25:23,660
You're beige.

3054
02:25:25,120 --> 02:25:25,900
You're beige.

3055
02:25:26,240 --> 02:25:26,740
You're bland.

3056
02:25:28,740 --> 02:25:29,720
You're in great shape.

3057
02:25:34,720 --> 02:25:35,900
Great situation there.

3058
02:25:36,020 --> 02:25:37,760
It's all clean and above boards.

3059
02:25:42,920 --> 02:25:44,180
Great stuff here as well.

3060
02:25:44,660 --> 02:25:45,680
Howie, lads.

3061
02:25:47,240 --> 02:25:48,220
Keep doing what you're doing.

3062
02:25:48,300 --> 02:25:49,140
You're doing great work.

3063
02:25:49,660 --> 02:25:50,580
You're doing the Lord's work.

3064
02:25:51,920 --> 02:25:52,580
You're fantastic.

3065
02:25:54,420 --> 02:25:55,160
Keep at it.

3066
02:25:55,480 --> 02:25:56,660
You keep eating that grass.

3067
02:25:58,020 --> 02:26:00,400
You keep on eating that grass and you'll go far.

3068
02:26:02,620 --> 02:26:07,760
Awful shame that they're all going to end up on a fucking truck into a slaughterhouse.

3069
02:26:09,400 --> 02:26:12,500
That's just the way God intended it, I think.

3070
02:26:12,500 --> 02:26:20,280
I think, I guess, there's nothing in the Bible that says, don't eat steak.

3071
02:26:21,000 --> 02:26:32,140
So, I suppose, when they do get slaughtered on mass, in a hellish shed, we can just probably eat.

3072
02:26:33,220 --> 02:26:38,960
Keep eating the meat and we'll be okay with it because it doesn't say God never said nothing to do.

3073
02:26:41,460 --> 02:26:42,480
Are you getting that?

3074
02:26:43,140 --> 02:26:43,500
No!

3075
02:26:44,880 --> 02:26:46,160
Sorry about that now, guys.

3076
02:26:46,200 --> 02:26:47,000
We're back on the bus.

3077
02:26:51,680 --> 02:26:54,240
Tonight, my darling.

3078
02:26:54,240 --> 02:26:55,820
I'm fine.

3079
02:26:56,240 --> 02:26:56,940
That's singing.

3080
02:26:58,340 --> 02:26:58,340
What?

3081
02:27:03,760 --> 02:27:04,440
Watch this.

3082
02:27:05,460 --> 02:27:06,460
Oh, I was going to do it.

3083
02:27:06,460 --> 02:27:09,460
That. No!

3084
02:27:09,460 --> 02:27:18,460
Came out of fucking nowhere. That's 1,000. That's 2,000 damage. Came out of fucking nowhere.

3085
02:27:18,460 --> 02:27:31,460
That's a life lesson for y'all now at home. Don't ever, don't ever get notions that you can just drive across a level crossing 'cause one train is gone.

3086
02:27:31,460 --> 02:27:38,460
You never know. Another train might be coming along. How you getting on, Jamie, in the next bus? How you getting on?

3087
02:27:49,460 --> 02:27:55,460
Boy, fucking hell. Sorry about the language here now.

3088
02:27:55,460 --> 02:28:00,460
The story of Kentucky. The story of Kentucky, eh?

3089
02:28:00,460 --> 02:28:04,460
This is a lovely song, actually. Great real story teller of this man.

3090
02:28:04,460 --> 02:28:08,460
Get on the fucking road. Get on the fucking road.

3091
02:28:09,460 --> 02:28:12,460
This is a joke. This is a fucking joke.

3092
02:28:14,460 --> 02:28:29,460
This is a joke. This is a joke. This is a joke.

3093
02:28:29,460 --> 02:28:31,460
This is a joke.

3094
02:28:32,460 --> 02:28:56,460
Pretty soon the blacktop disappeared. I felt the car change to a lower gear. I took the grain from liquor just to chase with chill. I was 27 miles from Hollywood. Ahead I saw the bridge and the road.

3095
02:28:56,460 --> 02:29:22,460
Lashed up everybody. Lashed up everybody. Too late. Dermot Lopez homeschooled. Thank you very much. Somebody's left shit on the bus again. The usual. The usual pigs I'm letting onto my bus.

3096
02:29:22,460 --> 02:29:40,220
I told him sir I just don't. Onto my bus. Now. Have we passed the tish? That's the million dollar question. I know we ran a red light and we fucking drove into a train but have we passed? Are we on to the next set of uh.

3097
02:29:43,460 --> 02:29:47,460
We have. We're in.

3098
02:29:48,460 --> 02:30:15,460
Finally considering reopening the central bus station. That's all thanks to the hard work you and your team have been putting in. Congratulations. If they do give the go ahead I'm sure it'll keep you busy in the weeks to come. Replanning and adapting your network. We are currently negotiating with the historic monument protection office about reopening up the old town ring road for public transport. And it looks like it won't be long before they agree.

3099
02:30:15,460 --> 02:30:44,460
Fucking sweet. Sweet as a nut. Come full circle. We're back where we began. The sweet as a nut debate. They're opening up the old ring road. It's going to be magical. It's going to be majestic. We're going to fucking run rings around it. Little shuttle bus. We might even get that bendy bus back on. Back on top farm. It's going to be magical.

3100
02:30:44,460 --> 02:30:47,380
Thank you very much for

3101
02:30:47,380 --> 02:30:49,020
choosing Schlugeren.

3102
02:30:50,060 --> 02:30:51,020
It's been another night

3103
02:30:51,020 --> 02:30:53,720
of enterprise,

3104
02:30:54,920 --> 02:30:56,480
of commutation,

3105
02:30:57,980 --> 02:30:59,920
of chat.

3106
02:31:03,000 --> 02:31:04,400
It's been a nice night.

3107
02:31:05,400 --> 02:31:07,600
I hope that you have a lovely Monday

3108
02:31:07,600 --> 02:31:10,400
and remember to come back to Schlugeren.

3109
02:31:11,780 --> 02:31:14,080
The only, only bus

3110
02:31:14,080 --> 02:31:16,840
company in the world,

3111
02:31:17,740 --> 02:31:20,200
which aims to please you

3112
02:31:20,200 --> 02:31:21,680
and satisfy you

3113
02:31:21,680 --> 02:31:25,480
in ways, in many unspoken ways.

3114
02:31:26,820 --> 02:31:29,500
And also, we do allow you to smoke

3115
02:31:29,500 --> 02:31:31,560
cheeky pinnals down the back of the bus

3116
02:31:31,560 --> 02:31:33,800
as long as you open the window.

3117
02:31:34,800 --> 02:31:36,340
You have got that as well.

3118
02:31:36,460 --> 02:31:37,500
We do give you that option.

3119
02:31:39,440 --> 02:31:41,040
Thank you very much from me

3120
02:31:41,040 --> 02:31:42,140
and my two shoes

3121
02:31:42,140 --> 02:31:43,400
to you,

3122
02:31:43,700 --> 02:31:45,300
for putting,

3123
02:31:45,500 --> 02:31:47,380
it's you that puts the shine on these shoes.

3124
02:31:48,040 --> 02:31:49,020
So thank you very much.

3125
02:31:49,520 --> 02:31:50,000
Good night.

3126
02:31:50,440 --> 02:31:50,980
God bless.

3127
02:31:51,680 --> 02:31:52,480
And all the best.

3128
02:31:52,940 --> 02:31:53,720
Only me wished.

3129
02:31:54,320 --> 02:31:55,060
And we'll see you later.

3130
02:31:56,220 --> 02:31:56,640
Good luck.

3131
02:31:57,080 --> 02:31:57,500
Good night.

3132
02:31:57,740 --> 02:31:58,060
Bye-bye.

3133
02:31:59,460 --> 02:32:00,460
When I slither home.

3134
02:32:00,460 --> 02:32:02,340
When I slither home after a hard day out in the fields,

3135
02:32:02,720 --> 02:32:08,000
there's nothing I like more than lashing a few schtickings into the fireplace and setting fire to them.

3136
02:32:08,200 --> 02:32:10,020
Be careful not to burn your hands like I did.

3137
02:32:10,080 --> 02:32:11,880
While I'm waiting for that baby to get going,

3138
02:32:12,100 --> 02:32:17,700
I do a few rolls on the ground and a few reptilious repetitions just to get the blood flowing.

3139
02:32:18,280 --> 02:32:20,080
Once those flames are licking high,

3140
02:32:20,320 --> 02:32:22,180
it's time to schtick your coal in it.

3141
02:32:23,500 --> 02:32:27,940
You can generate extra drafdage by using your gooch as a waft.

3142
02:32:28,280 --> 02:32:32,340
Now all that's left is to sit back and warm your sack by the flames.

3143
02:32:33,160 --> 02:32:36,820
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3144
02:32:36,820 --> 02:32:38,820
Firelighters.

3145
02:32:38,820 --> 02:32:40,820
Firelighters.

3146
02:32:40,820 --> 02:32:41,960
Ah.

3147
02:32:41,960 --> 02:32:42,800
Ah.

3148
02:32:42,800 --> 02:32:44,800
*punch*
